I’m going in…. Live reaction.
Crockery ITS CROCKERY YOU STUPID BINT!!!!
The most obnoxious doorbell ever. Much like the property owner.
Painfully loud noise that drones on far longer that necessary.
And the door bell is annoying as well.
if her dreams of being an actress are
manifested
into reality. (Suppose Mary did get knocked up by Joseph when they hadn’t even had sex, so one must believe in miracles)
That is not the audition tape she should bring to any auditions.
I really do hope it’s not her AC-AUEL that’s torn because i can’t stand her saying AC-AUEL anymore.
“the worst month of my life”
So daddy dazza thinks his brain cancer might be infected we were told in the past
(now I’m not sure what’s going on with dazza so I’m going add, I do hope he’s alright, considering Ana’s mum has escaped the clutches of death an average of 4/5 times a year, which is always a massive reset for Ana to change her lifestyle and view on life **watch’s next vlog…..tumbleweed** I don’t ever know if what we’re being told is true, and Jedward Beckham is supposed to be “coughing up blood”) it was the worst month of her life because she… missed the one holiday she like actually,
actually loves,
basically,
and she may possibly have torn her ac-AUEL but……………no mention of anything else.
Most viewers with a brain cell at this point know there is fuck all wrong with her leg but she’s not going to admit that so filler babble about doctors appointments and MRI’s being ordered commences.
With health insurance you can actually get an MRI booked privately almost instantly, if she was so worried why not do that and leave the NHS slot for someone who doesn’t have the luxury of paying for the service.
my friend gives like actually the most thoughtful gifts, like, I can’t think of any examples bar the saucepan that never fucking happened but she’s like so thoughtful.
but god the real beauty of this upload, the Lou Lou conversion.
So basically, when we first met. He basically said he was going to be playing for the
NF-EAUL and like he had no idea back then it was a possibility this year….BULLLLLLLSHIT!!!!!!!
You really think the lad JUST found out about the London “auditions” the night before the happened and rocked up there on the way to Nando’s? That his management haven’t had this in plan for at least a year to make such a massive decision????? The amount of behind the scenes planning that must have gone on and the scouting that would have taken place on the NFL’s side blows that completely out of the water, he didn’t manifest the frigging program he APPLIED TO JOIN IT!!!!
so I knew from the start, let’s remember that was fucking 3 months ago, it was always going to happen. AND I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM I’M ABSOLUTELY FINE……
(I almost feel sorry for her at this point)
and we’re totally prepared for a long distance relationship before we marry. (which in fact is probably around the same amount of time they’ve been together
) and we’re such a solid couple we can make it through anything.
The word vomit at this point is painful viewing. I’d like totally move to America, but like I’d totally not move to America but I’ve always wanted to move to America but basically I’d never fully move to America but like is Lou Lou is there I’m totally moving to America but also when I’ve manifested my dream to be an actress I’m basically going to be in other countries myself but we’re such a solid couple I’m so moving to America….. WE TALK ALL THE TIME OKAY HE EVEN ASKED ME TO COME AND SEE HIM ON HIS DAY OFF LIKE BASICALLY THATS A PROPOSAL SO IM SO…NOT….MAYBE….
ERM,
WE’RE LAUNCHING A PROTEIN SUPPLEMENT OR SOMETHING SIMILAR TOGETHER AND THATS MY ONLY WAY OF KEEPING HIM CONNECTED TO ME BECAUSE MAMMA BARKER IS A CLEVER WOMAN AND GAVE ME THE IDEA TO LOCK HIM INTO SOMETHING FINANCIAL
(well played Windo Jenner!)
damn it I need to stop…… part two coming soon.