SaconeJolys #11 The Chronicles of Botoxia: the liar, the witch and the Wardo

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It’s sad. Things would work better maybe if they didn’t post so often because there’s really nothing interesting in their lives. That being said, they’ll continue to grasp at straws and dig out anything they can use as ‘content’ because they’re so terrified of losing the money and the prospect of a ‘real’ job or more common life.
 
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From a fellow ranter , you rant away , I agree with much of your rant , wait until she has four teenagers about the place she will appreciate how easy little ones can be ! , Amelia was a genuinely sweet little girl but the signs are showing now of a spoilt attention seeking madam can you imagine a female a Jonothan playing up for the cameras , but with a dash of her snobby entitled mom , not that I blame Amelia they have created her persona one day they will have cause to wish they had not I think she will become a force to be reckoned with !
 
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Definitely this ^ you can bet even the cult watching them are wondering why they kids have no swing, trampoline etc on that grass instead of him trying to get stately home grass lines . None of them will say it in comments because they are to scared to go against the party line but you can bet they think it. Poor kids
 
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Yes, today is their travel day.
 
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They're obviously hoping being off the grid for a few days will draw in the minions more to get the views up. They're probably only gone to Asda shopping and pretending it's a big trip away.
Under 55k views on yesterday's video, yikes!
There's teenagers who aren't well known that have more views than that.
Lemonandlime you hit the nail on the head there. They're neither poor, middle class or rich, they're wannabe fake freeloaders that put on a show of wealth.
Off topic, I've always wondered if a past employee or relation or old friends are members here and post or have a good giggle at our posts?
Imagine if one of 'us' is really one of their sisters or brothers or 'Friend'
If anyone is, please feel free to spill, spill, spill.
 
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I have a video with over 10K views and I only have 370 subscribers. So when you put it that way..... lol
 
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what constitutes as a view anyway? Starting a video or watching to the end? It's ending as song that counts for iTunes...

LOL!!!! The latest #sponsored content in Anna's story is a Colgate ad!!! Have they seen the brown tooth?! And Anna claims it's difficult getting the kids to brush their teeth. I'd be more worried about Jonathan if I was her. Then again, Botox Kid's Momma did. a nice job cleaning up his chompers, she might do it again...
 
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SO MUCH FOR DUBAI!!!
They are going fucking camping. Money must be tiiiight. Four kids in a camper van!!!! I mean, first the love for skating thing, now the family vacay in an RV! Are they actively trying to be like the Inghams now?! How could you think that's a good idea?!
Also, why would you want to go camping with four basically feral kids? They go crazy every time they are in a restaurant, I'd never bring them camping!! It's also freezing at this point, what the fuck?! Unless they're going to Italy, camping at the end of October is really bad idea if you ask me!

I can't wait for the vlogs, I'm gonna have a field day with the recraps! Anna and the four (or five) people who make her go bonkers in a giant house.....! How will she cope with her family in a tiny metal can?!

Sooo... what do we think? Will we be writing her obituary when the trip is over... or will she just be sectioned?!

I mean. Camping. Anna. The fucking Princess.

Thank you thank you thank you, that is going to be comedy GOLD.

 
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Oh wow! This is going to be fun. I think there will be a catch. He will have stretched the truth for the views like....
 
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Oh wow! This is going to be fun. I think there will be a catch. He will have stretched the truth for the views like....
Maybe they're gonna park it in front of the Four Seasons where the Witch will be lodging while the others get to stay in the camper?!
 
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I'm peeing my pants excited to watch this play out!!!!!
 
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Hahah how is Anna ever going to ‘cook’ with that tiny space ah that’s right they’ll probably just order food all the time or just eat nothing. One of the two extremes anyway
 
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Hahah how is Anna ever going to ‘cook’ with that tiny space ah that’s right they’ll probably just order food all the time or just eat nothing. One of the two extremes anyway
Maybe she's not even coming. Or she'll just stay /eat at whatever hotel they park the camper in front of.
 
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OMG
I’m speechless!
Can’t wait for the circus!!!
 
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There will be more to it, without doubt. They can’t parent their kids at home and sure as hell can’t on holiday. Unless there’s a holiday club involved, ii just can’t see it.
 
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Omg this is priceless! Funnier if they were actually in a tent but still. Kids think of all that outdoor time whilst Mummy cooks and kicks you all out at 5am to do her work out. What will Jonno do when they're all asleep by 8pm? Read here? How the hell are they going to cope? Anna might be needing that botox top up even sooner.

I take it it's gifted/ a spon.

I'd say buckle up but ya know...
 
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Safari?
Lapland?
Glamping? Could you imagine Anal glamping
We laughed at your suggestion about glamping, well it’s worse !!

How Anna will cope with 4 children (including a toodler and a baby) without any help ?

I think they went that far to regain some views.
Like the Ingham’s and this family dressed in white and jeans, they chose to travel in a van.
I bet Anna won’t be the same after this trip
 
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