SacconeJolys #9 Almost as unstable as their children's car seats!

[Silverheel]

She actually took the time to curl her hair when she's still feeling sick and cleaning up after sick kids? And that blouse, why, why would you wear that on a day like this? I won't even mention the make up, it's pointless.

What got me is the fact she made sea bass for dinner where chicken soup should have been the best thing for everyone, including her, then makes the announcement that no one is probably going to eat it. So why make it? You just wasted ingredients cooking for sick children, knowing full well that they won't touch it, so what are they getting, a Nutella pancake? A gluten chocolate happiness free muffin? This woman confuses me like nothing else.

 

[lemonandlime]

She actually took the time to curl her hair when she's still feeling sick and cleaning up after sick kids? And that blouse, why, why would you wear that on a day like this? I won't even mention the make up, it's pointless.

What got me is the fact she made sea bass for dinner where chicken soup should have been the best thing for everyone, including her, then makes the announcement that no one is probably going to eat it. So why make it? You just wasted ingredients cooking for sick children, knowing full well that they won't touch it, so what are they getting, a Nutella pancake? A gluten chocolate happiness free muffin? This woman confuses me like nothing else.

Well she does her meal-planning weeks in advance and can't change what she's making for dinner on the fly if someone dares to get sick! She'd rather stick to her schedule and throw out all the food, cause why not!
She's just sooo German.

 

[DoseofReality]

EDUARDO LOST HIS FIRST TOOTH VLOG RECRAP:
1. The project might not be plastic surgery after all I guess... it's Jonathan getting his teeth fixed?! We get to see his teeth - I'm sooo grossed out, they look so gnarly.

2. Eduardo's lost tooth gets airtime, but not without the siblings trying to steal the spotlight. LOL.

Eduardo is showing his tooth off to the tooth fairy and talking to her through the window, it's super cute. Half of the vlog so far is very much out of focus. What the duck, Jonathan, that is your one job.

3. They're introducing a new tradition: family dinner at the restaurant every Saturday.

4. Anna tells us she's never helping with bath time because... she needs to hand wash six dog bowls and clean after dinner. THE duck. She can do that AFTER she helps with bath time. It wouldn't be a SJ vlog if she didn't point out how messy the As are. Grr.

5. Alessia is now always sucking her thumb. All the time. I wish I wouldn't find it as cute as I do - because it's so bad for her.

6. The Princess now claims Jonathan is being overdramatic when he tells us that Eduardo wakes up at 5 - HELLO?! You were the one who brought it up in your sweat story.

7. We see how crazy the kids are at the restaurant! Is this normal? LOL. When the bill arrives it's handed to Alessia and they joke about her paying for it. Yeah well, she kinda did. It's the kids who bring in the money after all.

8. The end rant: the baby sitter is sick. Jonathan has an AWARD SHOW to go to this week. And he's judging on a panel. Judging what? Friendliest friend images? Cold showers? Gardening?

So the project is something to do with Jonathan but Anna has tried to say it was something she was working on to justify to the pesky trolls that she does work? Unless it's a BOGOF offer.

And the premiere she said she was meant to go to tonight to let us all know she does leave the house was an awards show that Jonathan was going to.

These vlog recrap's are more and more like recaps of what's being posted on here . Tomorrow she'll be telling us that fish and chilli is good for stomach bugs.

 

[Silverheel]

Well she does her meal-planning weeks in advance and can't change what she's making for dinner on the fly if someone dares to get sick! She'd rather stick to her schedule and throw out all the food, cause why not!
She's just sooo German.

She is so strange, she can't go off routine for a split second without freaking out. Bet she forced herself to do her work out this morning.

 

[Mustard]

Chicken soup all the live long day for an upset tummy. Or if you are vegetarian, then veg stock or miso soup. Add chopped vegetables. I use frozen usually. No waste that way. Add some ramen or egg noodles.

 

[Eyesopened]

For years I’ve had £1.50 silicone clear phone cases for my phones, this is my 4th since the first one I had many many years ago, I’ve dropped it a fair few times and have never had a cracked screen yet a £900 phone case offers no protection

 

[lemonandlime]

These vlog recrap's are more and more like recaps of what's being posted on here . Tomorrow she'll be telling us that fish and chilli is good for stomach bugs.

They've never been anything else I don't do objective But I don't know... their content keeps getting worse and worse, the stupid daily Anna is cooking segments - if I wanted to see any of that I'd put on the food network.
But this is what all vlogs come down to now:
- Anna pretending to be Nigella (but failing)
- Jonathan gardening
- 'Messy Lessi is mean'
- Andrea smears food
- The children are screaming
- BATHTIME is mentioned and a scene for the friendliest friends
- Loose car seat straps.
- Final nonsensical rant.The end.

 

[SunshineDreamer]

I couldn’t quite get my head around what Anna was saying about only being able to go out now the kids are older. Such a poor excuse for not socialising children. I have 2 two year olds and a two month old. Both are in routines. Such a great routine that if we go out, they can just fall asleep and we can transfer them into their car seats then into their beds without them waking up.

 

[Just-opinion]

For years I’ve had £1.50 silicone clear phone cases for my phones, this is my 4th since the first one I had many many years ago, I’ve dropped it a fair few times and have never had a cracked screen yet a £900 phone case offers no protection

Same! My cheap as phone case has protected my phone from being broken (or even scratched, looks brand new) after being dropped screen down onto concrete, more than once, and the glass back hasn't a dent!

 

[DoseofReality]

They've never been anything else I don't do objective But I don't know... their content keeps getting worse and worse, the stupid daily Anna is cooking segments - if I wanted to see any of that I'd put on the food network.
But this is what all vlogs come down to now:
- Anna pretending to be Nigella (but failing)
- Jonathan gardening
- 'Messy Lessi is mean'
- Andrea smears food
- The children are screaming
- BATHTIME is mentioned and a scene for the friendliest friends
- Loose car seat straps.
- Final nonsensical rant.The end.

Hehe don't worry not here for the objective. I just think it's funny how their vlogs are now just scenes addressing things they've seen us talk about on here. I bet Anna makes a check list, prints it and laminates it.

Felt sorry for Eduardo in Anna's stories, filming Jonathan with Andrea and he gets completely ignored and walks off in a mood. No need to ignore him at the best of times but especially not when he's sick.

 

[Fatima]

EDUARDO LOST HIS FIRST TOOTH VLOG RECRAP:

Alessia is now always sucking her thumb. All the time. I wish I wouldn't find it as cute as I do - because it's so bad for her.

I don’t know if it’s bad but when your 2-month-old baby is crying, can’t sleep, don’t want all shapes of dummies you give him, keeps putting his thumb in his mouth,and calms down suddenly, you can’t stop him.

Since that moment, we can’t do anything to stop it,unless the child stops (and he eventually will) by himself.

My children’s thumb are fine and their teeth too.

We see how crazy the kids are at the restaurant! Is this normal? LOL.

To be fair, 4 children under the age of 8 in a restaurant is quite challenging.

They are children, they move, even my 2-well-behaved children ( family and school teachers’ word, not mine) were not quiet in the restaurant or plane etc, at this age.

 

[Scar14]

I sucked my thumb for an embarrassingly long time (basically mid teens) and other than needing braces (which I would have had to have anyway) my teeth are perfect.
Obviously it’s a bad habit and I wish my mum would have made an effort to stop me when I was young but I don’t think still sucking it at 2 years old is bad?

 

[Peggy Lee]

I think we all feel cheated not getting to see sweaty Princess this morning, so I thought I'd remind everyone about their weird and failed attempt to get BBC to give them a children's program. Anna's beautiful singing will surely brighten your day!

Watch Baby Disco Adventure..because that's a thing apparently

She (Alessia) is going to drive you crazy crazy. At least the cops are nearby to keep an eye on their friendliest friends. Yep, not weird at all.

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Anna’s face looks a completely different shape in this pic !

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Anna’s face looks a completely different shape in this pic !

Was thinking this too!

 

[Jak]

Why is she so glammed up for a day at home with poorly children?!! I don’t get it!

Cos she gets a kick out of the dumbass minions praise and worship! Much more important for her than her own children's welfare!

EDUARDO LOST HIS FIRST TOOTH VLOG RECRAP:
1. The project might not be plastic surgery after all I guess... it's Jonathan getting his teeth fixed?! We get to see his teeth - I'm sooo grossed out, they look so gnarly.

2. Eduardo's lost tooth gets airtime, but not without the siblings trying to steal the spotlight. LOL.

Eduardo is showing his tooth off to the tooth fairy and talking to her through the window, it's super cute. Half of the vlog so far is very much out of focus. What the duck, Jonathan, that is your one job.

3. They're introducing a new tradition: family dinner at the restaurant every Saturday.

4. Anna tells us she's never helping with bath time because... she needs to hand wash six dog bowls and clean after dinner. THE duck. She can do that AFTER she helps with bath time. It wouldn't be a SJ vlog if she didn't point out how messy the As are. Grr.

5. Alessia is now always sucking her thumb. All the time. I wish I wouldn't find it as cute as I do - because it's so bad for her.

6. The Princess now claims Jonathan is being overdramatic when he tells us that Eduardo wakes up at 5 - HELLO?! You were the one who brought it up in your sweat story.

7. We see how crazy the kids are at the restaurant! Is this normal? LOL. When the bill arrives it's handed to Alessia and they joke about her paying for it. Yeah well, she kinda did. It's the kids who bring in the money after all.

8. The end rant: the baby sitter is sick. Jonathan has an AWARD SHOW to go to this week. And he's judging on a panel. Judging what? Friendliest friend images? Cold showers? Gardening?

After seeing her " tidying" the girls room the other day when she was moving at a snail's pace, she probably takes 3 hours to wash 6 bowls and clear up!
The rate she's going, she'll need a Zimmer frame by the time she's 40!

Honestly can’t help but believe Alessia is sucking her thumb because it’s the only comfort she gets. She has to comfort herself because Anna especially won’t. It just hit me how sad that is. Maybe its an anxiety thing too, constantly comfort herself incase she gets in trouble because we all know they can turn on her at any point.

I agree and before Lazyass Anna evicted her off her bed onto Jof after she gave birth to Andy, Alessia didn't suck her thumb at all, so It's definitely anxiety and for comfort!

 

[Lilys]

Totally off topic -

But just had to put my doggy down (left on profile picture)

I’m so sorry. Such a heartbreaking thing to have to do. Sending all my love

 

[whatamess123]

Why is she so glammed up for a day at home with poorly children?!! I don’t get it!

`cos she`s so relatable ,dontcha know? Just like all us mums`,who ,when dealing with poorly children drag ourselves up as soon as we hear someone cough/call out for us...remind them "not to be mean" ,ensure our hubbys` have breakfast ready for us ,then casually get ourselves ready for a long lazy day on the sofa ,possibly watch a little TV ,yell out for drinks etc and doze whilst our poor other halves tend to our sick children.Need a cuddle? Throw them a teddy ,remind them they`ve siblings! How could they dare to presume we`ll be there ,with a soothing flannel ,and reassuring them they`ll soon be feeling better.God the woman makes ME sick ,with her whining! Anna , when you decided to have those children ,you should have known they`d take priority once they were here! FGS! Isn`t enough you`re a cold calculating B***h ,have you no heart?You are selling those babies ,so you can live a priveledged life ,do what YOU want ,,WHEN you

Why is she so glammed up for a day at home with poorly children?!! I don’t get it!

`cos she`s so relatable ,dontcha know? Just like all us mums`,who ,when dealing with poorly children drag ourselves up as soon as we hear someone cough/call out for us...remind them "not to be mean" ,ensure our hubbys` have breakfast ready for us ,then casually get ourselves ready for a long lazy day on the sofa ,possibly watch a little TV ,yell out for drinks etc and doze whilst our poor other halves tend to our sick children.Need a cuddle? Throw them a teddy ,remind them they`ve siblings! How could they dare to presume we`ll be there ,with a soothing flannel ,and reassuring them they`ll soon be feeling better.God the woman makes ME sick ,with her whining! Anna , when you decided to have those children ,you should have known they`d take priority once they were here! FGS! Isn`t enough you`re a cold calculating B***h ,have you no heart?You are selling those babies ,so you can live a priveledged life ,do what YOU want ,,WHEN you want! Oh ,your fame hungry husband isn`t innocent either ,but by God ,you`ve made him pay too! I hope i`m still watching ,if/when it all folds ,or the kiddies and bored housewives get sick of giving you views ,and money ,and you have to get down and dirty (hard work "dirty" that is) ,and live like the rest if us.
I remember when Emilia was so poorly as a babe ,and they laughed whilst trying to dose her up with calpol ,and left her sobbing in her high chair! Disgusting ,the pair of them ,but as mothers` go Anna ,you have to rank up there with the likes of (Mommie dearest) Joan Crawford,You know how it feels to be unwell.Well ,guess what? Those little ones don`t understand why their tummies hurt ,and why they are being so sick! Pick them up ,start acting like a REAL "mom" ,and show them some proper love and affection.TLC ,and not for the camera either!Put the dammed thing down ,and see those poor mites feel loved by you at least once! Forget your problems ,and consider how upset and frightened they must be feeling.I honestly can`t believe even you ,can be so totally cold.Karma will catch up with you one day ,and i ,for one , will be waiting.. Believe me ,it can`t come soon enough!

 

[Jassieau]

She’s truly psychotic. Woman does nothing all day and she can’t go out to the shop to buy laundry soap and carpet stain remover?
Don’t they have a nanny anymore? She makes it sound like they don’t have a babysitter yet they do date night every week.
And wtaf has she lost her mind? Her kids are sick and have a stomach bug and instead of making rice and toast and plain food she makes everyone - wait for it..
Fish with turkey bacon
Sweet potato mash with chilli flakes and soy sauce!! Holy bleeping Jesus. I’m going to
Vomit just watching this and I’m not sick.
The last thing anyone should be eating when they have a stomach bug is chilly flakes. Does she want to burn their oesophagus? Is she really this dumb or is she doing this on purpose ?! She has to be trolling us

Who also in their right mind is wearing a dress shirt and putting make up on when there’s sick kids vomiting at home and no laundry detergent ?
My son had a stomach bug I was up all night cleaning and washing sheets and still I left the house the next day to buy supplies that we needed.
How is she so inept at life?!! Jonathan must be dying inside living with this dumb ass woman.

 

[whatamess123]

I sucked my thumb for an embarrassingly long time (basically mid teens) and other than needing braces (which I would have had to have anyway) my teeth are perfect.
Obviously it’s a bad habit and I wish my mum would have made an effort to stop me when I was young but I don’t think still sucking it at 2 years old is bad?

My eldest had a dummy (nap times only) and ,luckily for us,discarded it herself at 10 months.With my second i decided if she needed one ,i`d let her..However when she was born ,aside from the wonderful reassuring cry ,there was a slight pause and a little "pop" sound ,and the midwife announced she came out a "thumb sucker".No dummy ,but she continued ,no matter how hard we tried ,until the age of 11 (Only at bedtime though). Fortunately her teeth didn`t suffer as a result.The youngest never wanted either ,so it depends on the child. Ours were always being cuddled ,told how much they were loved.How Anna can`t show her children such simple ,mutually wonderful gestures has always been beyond me.My SIL is cold ,always has been.When hers were small ,she did the neccessities ,no more no less.The kids are now both mid and late teens ,and are just like her.It`s so sad ,you can`t get that time back.I know not everyone is maternal ,but ,for me ,nothing was as sweet as feeling the little arms of any of my children around my neck ,saying i "love you".They i`m glad to say ,have grown up to be caring loving young adults ,and ,i`m sure the cycle will continue.Feel so upset for those children.Anna ,kids don`t need material things ,they need your love ,the knowledge you`re always there for them ,and time with you..AWAY from a phone/camera..

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

WTAF is this? Looking back at their old vlogs, god the titles are awful, how many times was hot girls used?