Is the project her boob job? Or another book? On potty training perhaps?
I think the most important takeaway from the sweat story is that SHE GOT HOME FROM DATE NIGHT AT 7PM...! If that happens, you've failed at life. And at 'dating', I suppose.
I would imagine it was quite a sight, her taking out the bins at 5am in her workout gear and her fluffy slippers - I bet it's unheard of in Reigate and everywhere she's ever lived that Princess Sacone goes anywhere NEAR those bins.
And Princess, if you're really surprised that you have to pee a few times in the middle of the night if you down a liter of water right before bed, you're beyond help.
To be completely fair to them I do understand the lack of plates for the babies. Our toddler generally gets fed directly on the tray of her high chair. At that age a lot of the time they’ll thrown the plate on the floor. Even the suction plates our wee one can get off.
A tray that is part of the high chair is completely different than letting your child eat straight off what's probably a fancy reclaimed wood table. You can easily clean those plastic trays but a wood table will NEVER be as hygienic and clean. And that a Woman with severe OCD does it just shows that she doesn't give a
tit about food safety. The playroom needs to be immaculate because that goes to the overall image of the house. Even if plates don't work for Andrea, he could have a placemat. One time he did and he ate off it fine, but it's never made an appearance again.
that cant have done her pelvis any favours but got to look the part and bask in the minions sycophantic praise!
another newbie from “elsewhere” I’m pretty sure due to the ED that whilst she might be eating the snack, it probably won’t stay down for long.....
for a “project” that she couldn’t tell us for weeks and will keep us updated (ouhhhh so excited ! Can’t wait ! 
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