Is the project her boob job? Or another book? On potty training perhaps?
I think the most important takeaway from the sweat story is that SHE GOT HOME FROM DATE NIGHT AT 7PM...! If that happens, you've failed at life. And at 'dating', I suppose.
I would imagine it was quite a sight, her taking out the bins at 5am in her workout gear and her fluffy slippers - I bet it's unheard of in Reigate and everywhere she's ever lived that Princess Sacone goes anywhere NEAR those bins.
And Princess, if you're really surprised that you have to pee a few times in the middle of the night if you down a liter of water right before bed, you're beyond help.
To be completely fair to them I do understand the lack of plates for the babies. Our toddler generally gets fed directly on the tray of her high chair. At that age a lot of the time they’ll thrown the plate on the floor. Even the suction plates our wee one can get off.
A tray that is part of the high chair is completely different than letting your child eat straight off what's probably a fancy reclaimed wood table. You can easily clean those plastic trays but a wood table will NEVER be as hygienic and clean. And that a Woman with severe OCD does it just shows that she doesn't give a
tit about food safety. The playroom needs to be immaculate because that goes to the overall image of the house. Even if plates don't work for Andrea, he could have a placemat. One time he did and he ate off it fine, but it's never made an appearance again.