Pretty telling that a move is imminent:
House on the market.
Bathrooms finally fixed (then promptly reclogged thanks to Anal
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
)
Using packing boxes to “tidy” the creep attic.
Dead penis trees replaced with misshapen balls.
Fixing the dog garden and unnecessarily turfing the side of the house (wasn’t the weather quite warm & the UK have a hose ban at the time?)
Wanting to dismantle the pool (pretending it’s too hard to fix in the Spring)
Not buying any new school uniforms.
E1 still sharing a bedroom (despite apparently 4 other rooms available, clearly they don’t want to waste money decorating one for her)
I’m sure there are other things I’ve missed but it’s so obvious now.
Wonder when all the supposed superfans will notice?