SacconeJolys #58 Childhood memories: iPad, sugar and calories

[Clairie]

They never do giveaways, all that Bayliss and harding she has received and won't use!
I noticed this morning on Instagram someone i follow is doing a burts bees giveaway. Anna's show off what we have got post was underneath, what s contrast.

 

[BSBuster]

Him !!!! yes head he is your son male yet you forget when your using him to promote your stupid fuckin book of lies. your such a constant attention seeker when in reality no one actually really likes you, just leave that poor to live his life not yours

This us abusive behaviour I genuinely hope its more lies that these bairns are not reading or never will
Their shoulders are too small to carry your burdens.
They should be protected from you both time you stopped exploiting them and earned your own money.

 

[Pinchme]

How ill does Ed look,


And of course he has to mention his hair, yes you piece of we know it's long, we know you won't let him cut it to look more like a BOY, we can all see what you are doing, you worthless magot.

 

[emjayx]

How ill does Ed look,


And of course he has to mention his hair, yes you piece of we know it's long, we know you won't let him cut it to look more like a BOY, we can all see what you are doing, you worthless magot.

This is absolutely heartbreaking

 

[Greentrees]

Did anyone notice yesterday J put a post up on his IG stories asking if anyone following worked at delluk that could help him about his delivery that he hasn't received he made 19 days ago and worried that it isn't going to arrive as "he is running out time" and "worried its never going to arrive" for what exactly is he running out of time for? He didn't actually say what he ordered but he said its for an "animation project" so maybe its some type of software or something. But what is this for ? Is it for his 'other job' or his book? Is he doing some sort of multimedia job on the side? So many questions??? Does someone Know? Please help! Any detectives here? Does anyone really give a tit?

 

[Blue_ocean]

How ill does Ed look,


And of course he has to mention his hair, yes you piece of we know it's long, we know you won't let him cut it to look more like a BOY, we can all see what you are doing, you worthless magot.

Of course they put the headband with a bow on eduardo, is there a reason alessia couldn't have it? Poor girl I feel like she is almost fading into the background these days, and is only front and centre when there is content to be made.

 

[ohbabyee]

Change your trousers Aladdin they must stink by now

 

[finou]

The fact that he refers to himself as an author is the biggest joke of the 21st century.
he has actually admitted that he is unable to read a kid’s book, he can not write a caption properly even with an autocorrect.
I am sure he is already seeing himself going to This Morning or Loose Women to talk about his groundbreaking memoir, he must have wet dreams about it.
Well that’s not going to happen, at most you will be interviewed by Emily Roses doing a podcast for her bedroom.
I am looking forward to seeing those books being donated to a charity shop!

 

[Eileen_2019]

Did anyone notice yesterday J put a post up on his IG stories asking if anyone following worked at delluk that could help him about his delivery that he hasn't received he made 19 days ago and worried that it isn't going to arrive as "he is running out time" and "worried its never going to arrive" for what exactly is he running out of time for? He didn't actually say what he ordered but he said its for an "animation project" so maybe its some type of software or something. But what is this for ? Is it for his 'other job' or his book? Is he doing some sort of multimedia job on the side? So many questions??? Does someone Know? Please help! Any detectives here? Does anyone really give a tit?

Hilarious. They did not care one bit when people were annoyed that their jewellery was late, or that they never heard anything after winning the Christmas advent calendar game the SJs played....

The fact that he refers to himself as an author is the biggest joke of the 21st century.
he has actually admitted that he is unable to read a kid’s book, he can not write a caption properly even with an autocorrect.
I am sure he is already seeing himself going to This Morning or Loose Women to talk about his groundbreaking memoir, he must have wet dreams about it.
Well that’s not going to happen, at most you will be interviewed by Emily Roses doing a podcast for her bedroom.
I am looking forward to seeing those books being donated to a charity shop!

The thing is, the publishing house seems quite big, so who knows what they'll manage to get him publicity wise. But it will not result in massive sales, as any public appearance will make people go 'Who the *** are you?'

Also, that tiny tiny little stack of paper makes me think there will be a lot of pictures in that book.

 

[Cooke_ie]

Did anyone notice yesterday J put a post up on his IG stories asking if anyone following worked at delluk that could help him about his delivery that he hasn't received he made 19 days ago and worried that it isn't going to arrive as "he is running out time" and "worried its never going to arrive" for what exactly is he running out of time for? He didn't actually say what he ordered but he said its for an "animation project" so maybe its some type of software or something. But what is this for ? Is it for his 'other job' or his book? Is he doing some sort of multimedia job on the side? So many questions??? Does someone Know? Please help! Any detectives here? Does anyone really give a tit?

Alienware Aurora R10 is a gaming PC as far as I know.

 

[Layercake]

Hilarious. They did not care one bit when people were annoyed that their jewellery was late, or that they never heard anything after winning the Christmas advent calendar game the SJs played....


The thing is, the publishing house seems quite big, so who knows what they'll manage to get him publicity wise. But it will not result in massive sales, as any public appearance will make people go 'Who the *** are you?'

Also, that tiny tiny little stack of paper makes me think there will be a lot of pictures in that book.

And imagine the amount of lies he has in the book. His poor family could have non disclosure agreements but the rest of the world don't. People will pull him up on lies if he appears on mainstream media. He can't control the audience or presenter of a TV or radio programme. That's why he doesn't do them. The less control he has over the audience the more he gets called out. We seen what happened with the Stacey Dooley show. I reckon it will be a tit show if the publishers promote him too much.

 

[Mickey123]

And imagine the amount of lies he has in the book. His poor family could have non disclosure agreements but the rest of the world don't. People will pull him up on lies if he appears on mainstream media. He can't control the audience or presenter of a TV or radio programme. That's why he doesn't do them. The less control he has over the audience the more he gets called out. We seen what happened with the Stacey Dooley show. I reckon it will be a tit show if the publishers promote him too much.

Wonder who all he took stories from and turned them into his "experiences" He's such a huge liar! I hope his family members or past acquaintances speak the hell up and set the record straight if what he says in that book isn't what truly happened.

 

[Eyesopened]

Did anyone notice yesterday J put a post up on his IG stories asking if anyone following worked at delluk that could help him about his delivery that he hasn't received he made 19 days ago and worried that it isn't going to arrive as "he is running out time" and "worried its never going to arrive" for what exactly is he running out of time for? He didn't actually say what he ordered but he said its for an "animation project" so maybe its some type of software or something. But what is this for ? Is it for his 'other job' or his book? Is he doing some sort of multimedia job on the side? So many questions??? Does someone Know? Please help! Any detectives here? Does anyone really give a tit?

I had a look - it’s a gaming pc

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No mention of animation in reviews unless he means he wants the best to play games

 

[Layercake]

I hope his family speak out but then again they're normal people and probably don't want the circus that he brings. They're probably mortified, him airing their dirty laundry in public. If he was my sibling I wouldn't forgive him. The book will be very general vague woe is me bullshit he sprouts. The inner ramblings of drunk should be it's title.

 

[GlitterPoo]

The less control he has over the audience the more he gets called out.

That is SPOT ON!

I had a look - it’s a gaming pc

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No mention of animation in reviews unless he means he wants the best to play games

The specs you need for hardcore gaming and animation/video editing are actually quite the same, so great it sells itself as a gaming PC but that doesn’t mean that’s all it will do

 

[leabytottle]

What an utter Fucktwat. In his head he thinks “I’ll make the video in black and white with emotive music (ok, he might not know what that means) to make myself appear like my life is hard and that I had an terrible childhood” No Jonny, you literally look like a skit on a comedy show. What groundbreaking crap have you written? I hope he does go on tv and radio and get put on the spot!

 

[Eyesopened]

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That is SPOT ON!


The specs you need for hardcore gaming and animation/video editing are actually quite the same, so great it sells itself as a gaming PC but that doesn’t mean that’s all it will do

I know nowt about gaming animation etc obviously

I giggled at his new reel, he’s always been behind the camera stop trying to rewrite history again you twit, we’ve seen more of your face than the whole family over the years

 

[KittenRadziwell]

"I hide behind the camera so that no one knows I'm there..."
Jonathan. You unnecessarily wedge yourself or your fat hand into literally every photo and video. What kind of deluded reality are you living in?

 

[Bronx_Princess]

Anna's review of Jonathan's book. Sounds like what we have a thought, a horror.

 

[abcdabcd]

I'm just disgusted with him, just wanted to add: In the video, his eye access is constantly to his upper right ('Pistol' on his top is not mirrored, poster behind him says 'daily', not mirrored either), we do this to access the part of our brain that helps us imagine things, NOT to recall a memory. Even when he says "feeling", he never looks down (which is what we do to access actual emotions). He avoids direct eye contact with the camera, he not only touches his head, but he massages it, a sign of high stress.
We can all see that he is lying because it's hardwired into us to detect it, but those are his cues that we all subconsciously pick up on and make us go "something's not right here".