OMG PREGNANT AGAIN VLOG RECRAP
Could this title be any more desperate? Any more clickbaity? I think not. We open with them in bed and Anna making a big deal about it being her birthday... I mean, that's been going on for a few days, you'd think she's six years old. I'm a year older than her and haven't been excited about my birthday...since forever. Anyway, she said she forgot to take her mini pill last night and she wants to get him snipped, but he doesn't want to and the joke about how he wants to have more babies with his second wife. The Jobbit says "I got you a baby for your birthday..." Yuck. Meanwhile, Anna continues to freak out and says NO WAY she would have more, not right now, most likely not ever. She says she would want to get an abortion but knows she could never go through with it and all that. It's a whole situation. This is such an odd conversation... Jonathan is way too naked for my liking during this wonderful conversation. This goes on for ages. We're 7 minutes in and they are still talking about it. Anna says Jonathan talked her into becoming pregnant with Alessia "you encouraged Alessia...Andrea didn't need any encouragement...now people are gonna say you didn't want Alessia". Well..we've been saying this pretty much since she was born, but glad to get confirmation. Then they say how awkward it would be if she was pregnant and that baby would watch that video now. Oh, Anna totally says she got fat. That's interesting. Why is Jonathan naked when Anna is fully dressed... like a school girl. She says school teacher, but I'd say... school girl is more accurate. At 8,5 minutes in they are finally at breakfast and the Jobbit keeps joking about her being pregnant. Yeah, fake pregnant with clickbait more likely.
When they return we get the scene we've already seen on instagram where poor unwanted Alessia who was so excited about the cake didn't even get a cake. We've seen all of this already and it goes on for quite a while. The kids are overexcited and Anna cares about everything but them.
Then they're out to lunch and brought all the iPads to keep the kids quiet. Talking to them would be nice, too. But I reckon that's too much work. Footage of them eating forever, nothing's happening.
OH MY GOD. Back at home, the Jobbit tells Alessia "Mom and Dad may have made a baby last night. How do you feel about it?" Thank god she's too little to understand.
Later on Anna is talking to the camera and says Jonathan poisoned everyone by putting too much chilli in the food. Um. That is literally what she does every day. She's rambling on about how she doesn't go on her phone when she wakes up, she goes up and does her workout and apparently today she went on her phone for the first time in ages. And we're meant to care why? Anna is walking around in her bathrobe since she got back from dinner but still has full make-up on. She's getting the uniforms ready and it takes forever at her snail speed.
Oh, and now we get to watch as she's taking her mini pill. And all her other vitamins. I think she just swallowed a whole pharmacy.
The Housewitch of the year creeps on the kids in the bathroom screaming in the tub. Why are all kids in the tub together? Aren't they a little old for that? Emilia anyway. Even Anna caters to the friendliest friends now....and we also see her changing Andrea's diaper for some reason. No wonder Jonathan said he's happy about her vlogging more - the friendliest friends will be happy.
To cap off the day, Anna pretends to be a mother and reads to the girls. I bet she stopped the second the camera was turned off.
The end of vlog rant is done by both of them and there's a teaser for tomorrow's vlog: Anna will be taking a pregnancy test. WTF. Already? Real Life isn't the Sims!!!
And the final comments: Jobbit: "I wish I would look like you" Housewitch: "But then you'd be a woman." "Not in the sense of actually looking like you..." "Then you're like Eduardo! Aww, you're Eduardo." "Cause you're beautiful..." SO...she called her son a a woman. Or implied that he wants to be a woman. He's five.........! He may or may not want to feel that way but I don't agree at all with her putting it out like that... it's not her place to say!!!!