SacconeJolys#12 The Real Housewitch of Surrey and the creepy hobbit got a nanny for their sanity!

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Euw what the actual duck - I know I am probably a bit late here but in her birthday vlog when she says she’s hungry & he goes “oh I’m hungry too” & looks at the camera in the most sickening way 🤢 why the hell would you leave that in🙄🤮
 

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1. Fed up with these bleeping clickbait titles.
2. OK Heres a theory....
We've all noticed recently that her stomach has been bloated and several people on here have questioned whether she's pregnant. i mean taking a test after two days is dumb af. anybody would know it takes like two weeks before it would show up on a test. perhaps at some point in the recent past she forgot to take her pill and they had sex while she'd forgotten but for some reason they didn't vlog it. so they had to do this on their weekend away and pretend it happened on sunday. or something to this affect. anyway they already know or suspect shes pregnant and are just doing this now. i mean if that test comes up positive it didn't bleeping happen this sunday.

on another note jonathan should man the duck up and get the snip. not defending anna but being pregnant has definitely harmed her pelvis. you can see it in the way she moves and bends sometimes (especially because she's so slooooow). he wants more and he knows she doesnt and he needs to respect that its her body and she does NOT want more babies. she's barely bonded with 4 they've already got!
Wow, it’s a good theory.
Well, it would absolutely makes sense.

Euw what the actual duck - I know I am probably a bit late here but in her birthday vlog when she says she’s hungry & he goes “oh I’m hungry too” & looks at the camera in the most sickening way 🤢 why the hell would you leave that it 🙄🤮
I found them particularly gross on the vlogs lately, really.(as a friendly channel aspect).
 
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Well she’s either pregnant and they already knew or just fishing for views because why would you take a pregnancy test 2 days after missing a pill thinking it would give an accurate result when she’s been through this 5 times already and knows (should know) how it works
 
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Well she’s either pregnant and they already knew or just fishing for views because why would you take a pregnancy test 2 days after missing a pill thinking it would give an accurate result when she’s been through this 5 times already and knows (should know) how it works
I honestly don't think she is, if she was no way they would have kept that entire conversation in. I think they are just super daft and desperate. Their main audience doesn't know much about pregnancy tests anyway, they are so young
 
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Well she’s either pregnant and they already knew or just fishing for views because why would you take a pregnancy test 2 days after missing a pill thinking it would give an accurate result when she’s been through this 5 times already and knows (should know) how it works
Oh god, please say she's not pregnant, would they really have a 5th just so as they can carry on doing what they are doing,.. Pimping out their kids for money, 😡
 
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Oh god, please say she's not pregnant, would they really have a 5th just so as they can carry on doing what they are doing,.. Pimping out their kids for money, 😡
I really don’t think she is but don’t understand why do this either way round tbh
 
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And what about the Botox of she was pregnant. This is just pure desperation on their part. He knows it’s the only thing that brings the views in. They can’t ride that wave forever, unless she’s going to end up with twenty odd kids..
 
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« Really ? Maybe you need to snip off those little sausages down there!! » Anna why?🤢
I’m so grossed out by them.
 
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Anna making the face every woman on the planet would make if the gross dead toothed troll came up behind them and tried to hug them. 🤮 I agree with others who say she repulsed by him in every way! It is literally written all over her face!
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Oh god, it's just all so weird. All the sex life talk, the inappropriate comments on the dogs birthday Instagram post, the shear desperation for views in everything they're doing, the manic family trip to Scotland. It's top class weird.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she is pregnant again, all the weird innuendos certainly seem to be leading to something and I agree that they could already be pregnant and are doing this drawn out/mess about with dates thing to pretend that it happened on her birthday.
If it is the case then the only thing this tells me is that they have hit absolute, 100% rock bottom. They are that desperate, shallow, money hungry and above all that stupid to believe that bringing a child into the world for their own gain is in anyway right.

I literally can't roll my eyes hard enough but still have a sad feeling that they are capable of such a thing.
 
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I didn't think they could block you on YouTube
None of my comments show. never any replies even though there are comments under mine... They used to but that was years ago when I was all guns blazing arguing with the cult
 
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None of my comments show. never any replies even though there are comments under mine... They used to but that was years ago when I was all guns blazing arguing with the cult
It means that you are blocked by them./the channel.
 
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Feel like vomiting just reading all the recraps. We get it Jonno she let you mount her 5 times and maybe for her birthday. Stop subjecting your underage viewers to that. And what's more to your kids who one day will watch the vlogs. And all Emilia's friends who you claim watch the vlogs. Stop trying to prove how virile you are and actually man up and be responsible.

You have a tattoo on your hand to remind you and all the invested sheep of a loss, and there you are making an absolute joke out of getting your wife pregnant when she doesn't want more kids. Or clickbaiting/ joking at all about pregnancy. It's not big and it's not clever, and that goes for more than just your idea of a joke 😉.

Absolute sickos. That poor fan who wrote the fanfic about them sleeping together for the first time must be having palpitations.
 
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Yuck, that vlog was like something out of a creepy low level innuendo porn film from the 70's, him indicating he was about to climb on annal when she said she looked like a school teacher, it must be birthdays only that he gets to have sex nowadays, definitely why he was so insistent that she left mummy mode at the house. She probably uses that to stop him.

He is such a tit vlogger, because of wanting to keep the bit we have seen loads of times about the kids being on the step when they got him, he left in a clip of the Nanny's number plate. 09 focus diesel.
 
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Feel like vomiting just reading all the recraps. We get it Jonno she let you mount her 5 times and maybe for her birthday. Stop subjecting your underage viewers to that. And what's more to your kids who one day will watch the vlogs. And all Emilia's friends who you claim watch the vlogs. Stop trying to prove how virile you are and actually man up and be responsible.

You have a tattoo on your hand to remind you and all the invested sheep of a loss, and there you are making an absolute joke out of getting your wife pregnant when she doesn't want more kids. Or clickbaiting/ joking at all about pregnancy. It's not big and it's not clever, and that goes for more than just your idea of a joke 😉.

Absolute sickos. That poor fan who wrote the fanfic about them sleeping together for the first time must be having palpitations.
Trust me, it’s worse on camera 🤢

Is Joan that desperate for everyone to know that he had sex with his wife the other night? Probably for the first time since he got her up the duff with Andy.
Can someone kindly explain me what does it mean? I don’t understand or the OP. 😬
Who’s Andy ?
 
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Yeah well, she's looking at her own reflection while he's slobbering over her so maybe that's what she does when he's 'on the job', holds up a mirror and pretends that Anna is shagging Anna, her one true love.
 
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