She makes it look so unaspirational though. At least put a brush though your daughters hair before plastering her on the ‘gramThe most Instagram cliche post of a child
Tutu
Fairy wings
Sparkly crown
Can I piss on her bonfire and tell her it doesn’t help them sleep more!!!Cauliflower in a lolly. Wtf.
And yes there we have it..started weaning in the hope he would sleep.
She looks older than her mum in that photo of her and Frah Frah (now known as the toddler)
Can I piss on her bonfire and tell her it doesn’t help them sleep more!!!
I wonder if she’s moved him into the corridor yet?
I’m sure she mentioned it last week on her stories. The text was so tiny though I don’t think many peeps would have noticed itHa! I knew she started weaning hoping to sleep more. I was really hoping weaning would mean more sleep with my first (even though I didn’t rush) but there was zero correlation. Sorry Grabby…
His mother has orthorexia so not that surprising.Cauliflower in fruit lollies is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. There are loads of yummy things you can put cauliflower in. Lollies is not one.
Same. Mine is so gassy now we've started weaning that it wakes her up more.My little one started sleeping even worse when we started weaning and he was regularly up 3 times in the night before we started...at 6 months...
SameIf I was eating cauliflower lollies I would be up all night...in the loo
Love that "The Toddler" is refusing the slop now..not long til she starts demanding a Happy Meal.
And luckily the cauliflower in the lollies will bring on a full gamut of shart-tastrophes on the reg too, so her grid can be full of shart stains on the shorts, green sludge necklines due to lack of bibs and terracotta chapped cheeks due to walking 500 miles a day in the freezing cold with snot candles dribbling all over them.I bet those yellow socks on Waffy have been very carefully selected to ensure a perfect colour transition on her grid to signify the end of Christmas colours and the start of Spring. God I almost fell asleep just describing that.
Oh dreamy snot candlesAnd luckily the cauliflower in the lollies will bring on a full gamut of shart-tastrophes on the reg too, so her grid can be full of shart stains on the shorts, green sludge necklines due to lack of bibs and terracotta chapped cheeks due to walking 500 miles a day in the freezing cold with snot candles dribbling all over them.
A lovely seasonal selection to transition into Spring.
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