RVK_Loves #33 not to worry my husband still earns 10 times more than you
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I was thinking this. Almost sent an email to soho farmhouse about it!
Going back to Grabbys number one arse licker (the green eyed girl) - I see she’s called her new baby Lottie. I assumed short for Charlotte, but nope. It’s short for Ottilie. Is it just me or it is ridiculous to try and get Lottie out of Ottilie?! 
Surely you’d shorten to that to either just Ottie or Tilly. It seems she’s decided she likes the name Lottie but feels like she needed a “proper” name like her other kid Sebastian. If you like Lottie, but don’t like Charlotte, just call your kid Lottie. 
It doesn’t need to be short for anything, I don’t get why she’s tried to force it with a Christian name that no one would ever think to shorten to Lottie 
Surely you’d shorten to that to either just Ottie or Tilly. It seems she’s decided she likes the name Lottie but feels like she needed a “proper” name like her other kid Sebastian. If you like Lottie, but don’t like Charlotte, just call your kid Lottie. It doesn’t need to be short for anything, I don’t get why she’s tried to force it with a Christian name that no one would ever think to shorten to Lottie Shame shame shame. We know your name (is wrongGoing back to Grabbys number one arse licker (the green eyed girl) - I see she’s called her new baby Lottie. I assumed short for Charlotte, but nope. It’s short for Ottilie. Is it just me or it is ridiculous to try and get Lottie out of Ottilie?!
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The issue with Freya’s cot is that she still has that death trap canopy over it. I see overatkates has taken hers down now that her baby is sleeping in the cot/big enough to pull it down. Freya is two and it’s still up - chalk and cheese in parenting styles those two
You might not be ‘old’ enough. It’s from the 80’s film The GooniesI don’t follow?
But remember rvk's perineum is 10 x more elastic than yoursI’m sure I was still sitting on a rubber ring at this point with I had my second
Nah. I pushed out 9lb plus babies. Sadly not x 10 but x 3. #thankyoumidwives #superfannyBut remember rvk's perineum is 10 x more elastic than yours
PMSL! Has to be in the next title along with 10 x better boobs and 10 X better encapsulated placenta!But remember rvk's perineum is 10 x more elastic than yours
Oh of course, the placenta munching is probably the reason she’s able to be soooo inspirational with all these visits!
Wonder if she's still losing followers?
Placenta munching
From doing some research, it would appear membership of the Soho group for those under the age of 27 is significantly reduced. It’ll be interesting to see if Grabby maintains her membership now that she’s 28!
Also children require their own membership to use the facilities…such as the swimming pool etc, (at limited times of course). Currently a soho farmhouse membership for a child is £500 or £700 to cover all locations in the group.
Also children require their own membership to use the facilities…such as the swimming pool etc, (at limited times of course). Currently a soho farmhouse membership for a child is £500 or £700 to cover all locations in the group.
Her parents more than likely pay for it. I mean, we are talking about a woman who won’t even pay for her daughters birthday presents without massive begging on Instagram. Let’s face it, she probably sits in the barn hinting to her Mum about all the things she wants and needs for her fake life on the gram!
A follower asked 2 days ago on her soho post if she was a member and she hasn’t even replied.
Do they have to pay for each visit on top of membership fee? I’m guessing they do. All that money just for a few photos. Bet they stick out like a sore thumb there!
Local playground is not insta worthy
I don’t think you pay to visit but obviously you pay to stay. The website says it’s advisable to book ahead of visiting especially during the summer months when it’s busy.
It probably gets reported to HMRC as a business expense.
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