My theories on her lacklustre approach to having a boy are, firstly Freudian, so it's actually not my theory really! Anyway, I am absolutely certain she won't be really wild about having sex, she probably hates men's tackle and the idea of having a little penis to deal with is excruciating for her. ![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f631.png)
Plus, someone will have told her baby boys piss in your face, so she's probably absolutely panic stricken.![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f633.png)
She's so tight she's gutted she'll have to buy boy baby clothes. She'll need counselling to get over the disappointment of not being able to dress a boy in a cross backed dress.![Loudly crying face :sob: 😭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
She hasn't thought of a suitable name. However, I can help. Drumroll please........
Fwed.![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f631.png)
Plus, someone will have told her baby boys piss in your face, so she's probably absolutely panic stricken.
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f633.png)
She's so tight she's gutted she'll have to buy boy baby clothes. She'll need counselling to get over the disappointment of not being able to dress a boy in a cross backed dress.
![Loudly crying face :sob: 😭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
She hasn't thought of a suitable name. However, I can help. Drumroll please........
Fwed.
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)