I completely missed this kitchen drama! What happened?!
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And just a reminder she won’t even have served any booze... so everyone has had to go to the Cult of Bentos 1st Birthday #gifted extravaganza entirely sober.
Oh she’s changed the “walking into one” post text 
I feel sorry for Freya when she looks back through the photo albums “awww look mum, here I am on my very first Christmas Eve at home leaving my carrot and mince pie for Santa” and Grabby will be all “oh, actually that’s a photo of you two days before when I had to fake it for Instagram because we actually spent your first Christmas Eve at your grandparents barn”
Or “here I am on my first birthday, I can tell because I’m wearing a birthday tip with 1 on it” and again Rebecca will have to say “no darling, that was from the week before when I got you changed so I could pretend we took it on your actual birthday” 
Nothing is real. Everything is just a (tit) show for Instagram.God help Freya when she grows up. I’ve worked in schools my whole career, and trust me, kids are BRUTAL. Any future bullies that attend school with Freya will have all the ammunition they need between mumma’s blog and this tattle thread
Photos of her in the bath Photos of her eating what looks like a dog turd with it smeared all around her face Her mums nappy clad arse in the air whilst birthing her How her mum and dad took bee pollen before every shag to try and conceive her, and that where her nickname came from and of course the absolute clincher.... your dad’s a weirdoThe poor child is going to be SLAUGHTERED.
Poor Freya having a mum like Grabby. She is a cute kid.I feel sorry for Freya when she looks back through the photo albums “awww look mum, here I am on my very first Christmas Eve at home leaving my carrot and mince pie for Santa” and Grabby will be all “oh, actually that’s a photo of you two days before when I had to fake it for Instagram because we actually spent your first Christmas Eve at your grandparents barn”
I feel so sorry for Freya when she grows up. I’ve worked in schools my whole career, and trust me, kids are BRUTAL. Any future bullies that attend school with Freya will have all the ammunition they need between mumma’s blog and this tattle thread
The poor child is going to be SLAUGHTERED.
The book was also on her blog - she said she’d be asking for them....Here’s an idea, buy them yourself you greedy Madame!!!
What did her and Ben get her then???
The Ikea kitchen that we’ve yet to see! Perhaps they fucked it up!
But if the playmate was on the lawn - how would you watched Bentos first year highlights reel?
She really is too much!
She really is too much!
Showings of her highlights reel... I'm done
I can't even. She is insufferable.Everyone thinks their kid is the most precious thing ever, but Grabby genuinely seems to think her motherhood experience is 10 times more amazing than anyone elses who has ever given birth.
She needs to stop. I'm surprised anyone turned up at all the way she carries on.
We put together a 'highlights reel' when my bleeping uncle died for his funeral. Not to force people to watch at a first birthday party
jesus christ, I can't cope. Her ego is at the next level now.
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Probably don't want to flatten the grass.lol. Idiots.
Was anyone there?! Ben’s mum? Brothers?
Seeing as she was having people there at different times that highlights reel must’ve been on repeat. Unless it was just reserved for the best mumma ever, daddy and the pizza spinning brother 
I really don’t think there was anyone there as such. I actually think the whole thing was staged for the ‘gram and to try and show off.
If I’d thrown a party for my child, my mum wouldn’t be doing another one at hers the day after...
If I’d thrown a party for my child, my mum wouldn’t be doing another one at hers the day after...
Yeah the whole party at Mumma’s is a bit strange! Does nobody get to choose their own presents for Freya? All the presents were listed on her blog.
Showings?Showings of her highlights reel... I'm done
Excuse me, peasant. Becky had ‘screenings’ from the garden.
Imagine how sad you need to be to sit obsessing over an instagram caption on your childs 1st birthday.Oh she’s changed the “walking into one” post text
I wonder if the highlights video will be kept under wraps from us mere peasants because the last 4 months of lockdown were actually spent at her parents?
I feel sorry for Freya when she looks back through the photo albums “awww look mum, here I am on my very first Christmas Eve at home leaving my carrot and mince pie for Santa” and Grabby will be all “oh, actually that’s a photo of you two days before when I had to fake it for Instagram because we actually spent your first Christmas Eve at your grandparents barn”
God help Freya when she grows up. I’ve worked in schools my whole career, and trust me, kids are BRUTAL. Any future bullies that attend school with Freya will have all the ammunition they need between mumma’s blog and this tattle thread
The poor child is going to be SLAUGHTERED.
this! 
I’ve been in schools for the best part of two decades and totally agree. Her peers will be aware and the parents too, she has a very active and longstanding online presence. Grabby is more than a little awkward socially which might not win her any mum friends (fair enough and not everyone wants parent playground buddies!) but she’s doing herself and future Freya (and present Freya for that matter) no favours at all!Imagine turning up on your child’s first day at school knowing some of the parents will have seen you already, nappy class arse in the air, all over the internet...
I wonder if the only guests there were her parents and brother.