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What? They put Freya in the bathroom to sleep?
Yes!! Not even the bathroom as the bath was in the bedroom so this is the loo. It was "nice and dark".
Bonkers.
Is that a bathroom in a “luxury” soho house hotel??? Jeez. It looks like some nightclub toilet where I had a drunken fumble when I was 19......
Pebbles is also a fan of this travel ‘hack’. Surely you would just wake them up when you go for a wee in the night?! Disregarding the weirdness of sticking your baby in the loo...!social services? !!!
Eh? Set the travel cot up in the toilet? What if they needed to have a wazz in the night? Seriously, is this supposed to be some kind of aspirational travel blogpost? That bathroom doesn't even have a window, she was effectively put in broom cupboard with a toilet in it for the night. Not sure why she would even admit that to the world. Take your 10x more earnings and book a bloody suite if you need separate room for the baby to sleep and you to watch tv programmes, you tightarses.
And the deck area monstrosity thing..."favourite spot in the garden in amongst the banana palms..."??? A few tiny banana palms lined up against a wall does not a tropical garden make...
And the deck area monstrosity thing..."favourite spot in the garden in amongst the banana palms..."??? A few tiny banana palms lined up against a wall does not a tropical garden make...
My brother in law and his wife do this too when they stay in a hotel
Hmm I hate to admit this, but I have on occasion done this. Granted it was a large bathroom suite but a bathroom still
It’s not the bathroom thing that bothers me so much but why spend money for a hotel to do the same thing you could do at home? Pretty extravagant for such a tightwad. She’s just desperate. So far she’s managed two beach trips plus this chiswick trip not bad considering ben’s big work project! I bet he was furloughed earning 80% if his 10x wages at the expense of the taxpayer lady!
What exactly was the point of the trip? not luxurious or indulgent in the slightest - or even particularly relaxing. Nothing different from being at home except chopsy pie bee bentos slept in the bathroom.
I've said it before but those hotel rooms are like borstal rooms. They are bloody ugly!
Chopsy got shoved into the bog for her bedroom, mama didn't have to pay for any chopsy portions of food because she brought her own sludge with her (too much salt in regular food...ya know)
There was the revelation that chopsy always heads for something dangerous (best get a fire guard round that wood burner then and no ancient ice boots adorning the christmas tree mama)
Aaahhh what a dreamy tale of a wonderful night away with all the gelato and bananas and palm fronds.
I'm left wondering if mama is trying to deform Bentos using that ergo. She seems to be forcing chopsy into the one leg in london and one leg in Plymouth position.
Of course she will want her to follow in Mamas saltwater/footsteps.
Chopsy got shoved into the bog for her bedroom, mama didn't have to pay for any chopsy portions of food because she brought her own sludge with her (too much salt in regular food...ya know)
There was the revelation that chopsy always heads for something dangerous (best get a fire guard round that wood burner then and no ancient ice boots adorning the christmas tree mama)
Aaahhh what a dreamy tale of a wonderful night away with all the gelato and bananas and palm fronds.
I'm left wondering if mama is trying to deform Bentos using that ergo. She seems to be forcing chopsy into the one leg in london and one leg in Plymouth position.
Of course she will want her to follow in Mamas saltwater/footsteps.
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I’ve said it before but the way she carries her daughter on her front looks utterly ridiculous!
Maybe Grabby needs to actually start coughing up and paying to stay in places with a separate bedroom rather the shoving her kid in the toilet to save herself a few quid 
I understand that some kids like dark, but the only time I've had to do this (because a room with a separate bedroom wasn't available) it was ME that sat in the bathroom reading a book in the bath until me baby fell asleep. I didn't shove my kid in the loo
Absolutely nothing about her is a luxury travel blogger. And yet nothing about her is a down to earth family blogger either. That's why she's dammed whatever she does. She is a braggy, spoilt show off but when you scratch the surface she seems to be skint and everything tatty and done on the cheap but she tried to cover it up by bragging.
I can't see her coughing up to take Freya to the Maldives when she's 2+ and not free anymore, or during the school holidays. I think there will be a lot of her staying behind with Mumma because she still wants to brag about where they travel to, but doesn't want to/can't afford to pay the price of a third person. Unless it's all gifted again of course (then she will humble brag herself to death and carry on pretending to be rich).
I understand that some kids like dark, but the only time I've had to do this (because a room with a separate bedroom wasn't available) it was ME that sat in the bathroom reading a book in the bath until me baby fell asleep. I didn't shove my kid in the loo
Absolutely nothing about her is a luxury travel blogger. And yet nothing about her is a down to earth family blogger either. That's why she's dammed whatever she does. She is a braggy, spoilt show off but when you scratch the surface she seems to be skint and everything tatty and done on the cheap but she tried to cover it up by bragging.
I can't see her coughing up to take Freya to the Maldives when she's 2+ and not free anymore, or during the school holidays. I think there will be a lot of her staying behind with Mumma because she still wants to brag about where they travel to, but doesn't want to/can't afford to pay the price of a third person. Unless it's all gifted again of course
(then she will humble brag herself to death and carry on pretending to be rich).
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Oh wow...this morning getting so desperate for content she is wishing her arm chair a happy birthday 
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!!I can't see her coughing up to take Freya to the Maldives when she's 2+ and not free anymore, or during the school holidays. I think there will be a lot of her staying behind with Mumma because she still wants to brag about where they travel to, but doesn't want to/can't afford to pay the price of a third person. Unless it's all gifted again of course
once the kid starts school and they have to travel in peak season with eeeeeeeveryone else. So NOT dreamy !
What else does she have?! It's so sad. And personally, I think that chair is revolting!Oh wow...this morning getting so desperate for content she is wishing her arm chair a happy birthday
Anniversary for a chair and trip to the beach to toast tiny S’mores over a tin, it’s like she’s running a parody account!