Red lipstick
Red hunters
Roll neck jumper
Kids without coats
Tartan
Prized ham pose
Scruffy hair
Rolled up sleeves for Benpecked
Same jeans as every year
Benpecked looking ancient
its actually fucking tragic
Quite sad really isn't it!! Strange familyView attachment 1745506View attachment 1745508View attachment 1745509Imagine living your life on eternal repeat. Never not predictable!
Maybe Grabs could buy the poor man jeans that fit and a leather belt instead of that monstrosity he’s wearing.…and it looks at though Ben’s trousers are falling down!
I wonder why she didn't go for the bobble hat this year...View attachment 1745506View attachment 1745508View attachment 1745509Imagine living your life on eternal repeat. Never not predictable!
Probably lost in the snug/junk room/storage unitI wonder why she didn't go for the bobble hat this year...
Probably fallen apart from overuseI wonder why she didn't go for the bobble hat this year...
Probably been eaten by Manky Mansions moth infestationI wonder why she didn't go for the bobble hat this year...
FuckfestShe looks absolutely awful. Why in gods name does she insist on smearing bright red lipstick on her face for this annual fuckfest. Does she genuinely think we’re waiting with baited breath for this picture. Im sorry to say this but they are a really unattractive family .
She never talks fondly of Benpecked these days, no dreamy this guyMaybe Grabs could buy the poor man jeans that fit and a leather belt instead of that monstrosity he’s wearing.
Do you think Grabs gets the ick with Benpecked?
He looks older than his years. Skin damage and pandering her GrabbyshipShe never talks fondly of Benpecked these days, no dreamy this guy
Yes definitely, I imagine his life is hell. Oh dear, what a shameHe looks older than his years. Skin damage and pandering her Grabbyship
Freya is wearing the same dress and boots as last year! Do you think the boots finally fit after probably being 2 sizes too big last Christmas?
Perhaps she bought the same outfit in a couple of different sizes!She bought second hand shoes for her child that are so big she has them on 2 years in a row?
As a mother she is honestly completely twisted. Who watches their child stumble around in enormous 2nd hand shoes because it fits an Instagram aesthetic?
Honestly she's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
I can’t believe she’s paid someone to do a photo shoot of her pretending to buy a Christmas tree!!!I’m pretty sure they did this photoshoot last month… not this weekend. Didn’t she put it on her stories?
Might also explain why she’s not wearing the bobble hat? It was still pretty mild in October!
I imagine actual collecting of the tree will be next weekend… based on her previous years tRaDiTiONs..
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