definitely not- they're the type to nitpick when the bill arrives and say we're not splitting it because somebody had a glass of wine and we brought our own Tupperware slop and shared a tap water.
definitely not- they're the type to nitpick when the bill arrives and say we're not splitting it because somebody had a glass of wine and we brought our own Tupperware slop and shared a tap water.Either poor or just so fucking tight. Unless you really, really need it, who the hell can be arsed to package a bazillion shit stained items and send them all to make a grand total of 30 odd quid? And she's so miserly she would rather park for free five miles away from somewhere than pay £1.50 to park closer. Even if it does involve her kids having meltdowns because they're exhausted and hungry.
Edit- I've just thought that probably one of the reasons neither of them drink is because they're both too tight (as well as Grabby’s weird eating disorder). I can't imagine them buying a round of drinks ever.
Lollll I can imagine this so vividly. When I go out with friends we always split the bill even if someone has had a drink and someone hasn't as it all evens out eventually (unless the difference is outrageous which is rare, and if so the person/couple who has had the most are always the ones to say they'll pay more, rather than the one who's had the least being all awkward and stingy). But I can so imagine Grabby and Benpecked having an awkward squabble with their friends about ending up paying 50p more than they had to. Think of all the pointless tat that 50p could buy for their kids!definitely not- they're the type to nitpick when the bill arrives and say we're not splitting it because somebody had a glass of wine and we brought our own Tupperware slop and shared a tap water.
precisely! If I'm drinking lots of cocktails and my friend isn't drinking I'll be first to say I'm paying more. But if someone's main meal is £1 more than somebody else's, or somebody's had 1 extra drink there's no way that's a thing. Grabs would be there with the receipt, calculator out, highlighting their bitsLollll I can imagine this so vividly. When I go out with friends we always split the bill even if someone has had a drink and someone hasn't as it all evens out eventually (unless the difference is outrageous which is rare, and if so the person/couple who has had the most are always the ones to say they'll pay more, rather than the one who's had the least being all awkward and stingy). But I can so imagine Grabby and Benpecked having an awkward squabble with their friends about ending up paying 50p more than they had to. Think of all the pointless tat that 50p could buy for their kids!
And I bet they NEVER tip.
This randomly reminded me I once shared halls with someone at uni who suspected someone had been using some of her milk. I mean the rest of all used to borrow each others milk if we'd run out and no one took the piss, but she decided this was not on. So every time she'd use her milk she'd use a marker pen to mark the level left in the bottle to make sure no one would use any. I can just imagine Grabby doing the same thing (if she'd ever been in halls). She so would have been that awkward flatmate that never leaves their room either.precisely! If I'm drinking lots of cocktails and my friend isn't drinking I'll be first to say I'm paying more. But if someone's main meal is £1 more than somebody else's, or somebody's had 1 extra drink there's no way that's a thing. Grabs would be there with the receipt, calculator out, highlighting their bits
jesus I'd be using her milk and filling it up to the line with water just for the pure cheek of herThis randomly reminded me I once shared halls with someone at uni who suspected someone had been using some of her milk. I mean the rest of all used to borrow each others milk if we'd run out and no one took the piss, but she decided this was not on. So every time she'd use her milk she'd use a marker pen to mark the level left in the bottle to make sure no one would use any. I can just imagine Grabby doing the same thing (if she'd ever been in halls). She so would have been that awkward flatmate that never leaves their room either.
I bet she’s like my ex in laws. They would look at the menu online beforehand and choose what they wanted. They’d take exactly the right amount of cash and have a jug of tap waterWe seldom see them out having a meal with friends. Now we know why
Come to think of it I think one of my flatmates did do that a few timesjesus I'd be using her milk and filling it up to the line with water just for the pure cheek of her
Thank you, we're going to move it a couple of days so having a faux Christmas (Grabby would be proud of us!)So sorry covid is ruining Christmas for you again. Hope you'll have some fun nonetheless xx
Cracking me up here !Looks like the prison uniform that was worn in Paddington
For allllllllllllll the cheese !Signing off to soak it alllll in. Not enough eye rolls in the world.
My in laws are the same ! We don't get onI bet she’s like my ex in laws. They would look at the menu online beforehand and choose what they wanted. They’d take exactly the right amount of cash and have a jug of tap water
Even without postingDown to 93.3 hahahahaha!
#skillsEven without posting
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