This woman has a law degree
This woman has a law degreeLet’s gets back to the style of writing that this brand (nope, me neither) has found acceptable for an #Ad for them as they found out she has connections with writing for The Sunday Times but sadly cannot use punctuation and produces the longest sentences in the world ever
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Could you imagine her in court defending you...This woman has a law degree
I think even that is quite generousCould you imagine her in court defending you...
“erm well I don’t fink she did it, she has been frew a lot and you can’t find her guilty coz there isnt enough evidence to prove she’s guilty so will we just call it a day and frow this case out of the wisteria clad windows so I can finally end my sentence?”
Not to mention she was able to get fruit for that essential delivery to mamaHow is she struggling to buy enough fresh fruit? We only shop once a week and we have no trouble keeping things fresh.
It’s just like that crappy milk thermometer she did a quick ad for then never mentioned it again. She'll accept any old freebie she’s offered. They are obsessed with penny pinching, every blog post she’s ever written she says they did something to avoid spending money. The freebies are just an extension of this, she’ll never turn one downI found that ad really jarring. Came out of no where and she has not mentioned the product since. A bizarre almost abrupt description, so impersonal I don't believe she ever even opened the pouch. Also what is HPP and why is it so good, Grabby? Do you even know or are you just spouting what the company tell you to say?
she probably gets commission from sales that come through the link on the insta add. Can be up to 40%It’s just like that crappy milk thermometer she did a quick ad for then never mentioned it again. She'll accept any old freebie she’s offered. They are obsessed with penny pinching, every blog post she’s ever written she says they did something to avoid spending money. The freebies are just an extension of this, she’ll never turn one down
Probably binge eats then sticks her fingers down her throat. I think she still struggles with an eating disorder.I bet she secretly binges of junk food, asking for similar ben’s cookies! She wants to portray this earth mother, quinoa eating health freak! We don’t buy it grabby
convinced she does this - esp after all that gelato with this Guy.Probably binge eats then sticks her fingers down her throat. I think she still struggles with an eating disorder.
It plays with the narrative of the story/Ad. Such jolly stick dilemmas of not being able to source fresh fruit, luckily random small business, that no one has ever heard of, can step in and help you at such times of need (and pay me to say it)How is she struggling to buy enough fresh fruit? We only shop once a week and we have no trouble keeping things fresh.
Oh ffs, no doubt the pouch will be somehow related to her breastfeedingIt plays with the narrative of the story/Ad. Such jolly stick dilemmas of not being able to source fresh fruit, luckily random small business, that no one has ever heard of, can step in and help you at such times of need (and pay me to say it)
I note that said company follows Single, White Anna so awaiting #Ad appearing anytime soon...
That was a shout out for free biscuits. She has no intention of baking anything the scabby bintI bet she secretly binges of junk food, asking for similar ben’s cookies! She wants to portray this earth mother, quinoa eating health freak! We don’t buy it grabby
I’m just saying with all her fanciness and wanting everything to be so dreamy, I would have thought sorting your teeth/smile out would be important.I feel like we’ve done the teeth conversation. It’s not the teeth - it’s the arrogant twatishness / smugness that is the problem.
Dreamy Guyconvinced she does this - esp after all that gelato with this Guy.
She does have shockingShe doesnt have FAS. Her mother likes a tipple and her daughters an oddball but there is no FAS. Can we put FAS up there with comments on her teeth and stick to what a vapid twat she is? Her mother did not cause brain damage in utero, its just such a horrible thing to say about anyone imo.
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