I don't think it does up.
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Look at him! His expression just screams "OMG! I am touching a real woman".
He's storing it up for his wank bank fantasies later. "I touched a real live lady and she didn't call the police!"
He's probably "accidentally" tagging Supertanskiii in that photo. Whoops, finger slipped.
I think you said that just as I thought it. Grim grim grim.
Is there an etiquette about having the bottom button undone/fastened relating to married status, or have I imagined that?
He’s missing a trick really. If you’re a chunky guy, a well-fitted suit can easily trim you down. Get measured, Russ, don’t just buy the size you think you are! Suits are like bras.
As a chunky woman, I am jealous as there’s no real female equivalent that magically slims you down.
Ha I have never heard this! Perhaps in the olden days. It’s just an aesthetic thing really to do with the way suits are cut. They just don’t sit right if you do the bottom button up.
I thought someone had bought a cardboard cutout of him as a joke 
He just CANNOT believe that a woman has paid for his book AND paid £15 to come to a pub to meet him.
Better than a Russ doll.I thought someone had bought a cardboard cutout of him as a joke
Tbf I can't believe it either.
If I wanted a chonky bloke with centrist views to bore me in a pub, I could just meet one on Tinder for free.
I bet there's at least already 3 in any given pub. Save yourself a click.
Je suis mort!
Soz Russ, too busy taking on Big Building to come and mingle with you and the other centrists over peanuts and mediocre craft beers.
I don't have to leave my house to trip over one.
Have you thought about replacing him with a doll?
Hey that place used to do good vegan burgers!View attachment 1760695
Je suis mort!
Soz Russ, too busy taking on Big Building to come and mingle with you and the other centrists over peanuts and mediocre craft beers.
Babe, same...at least I can tell him to his face when he's being a twit
Lol
Why is he telling us this?? So close to Christmas too pls Russ just let us live in peace the blog was enough for one lifetime not this too
Supertanki or whatever she’s called probably threatened to sue if he didn’t make it very clear that she gave him absolutely no minge.
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