Is she a blue ticker? Idk who she is either. As long as she's keeping him a safe distance from the Jack Monroe bungalow i'm not complaining.
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Careful Russ, your casual misogyny is showing.
Again.
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Omg Colchester - has he stayed over there??
I wonder what it’s like for two Twitter personalities to hang out. Then eventually get together - do they have to admit all their lies? Like oh yeah btw I’m not actually xyz and my mum can read hehe xo
Somewhere over the rainbow is one of the best songs ever (Judy Garland version only) and I would fight that creepy sexpest badger but he’d probably enjoy it in a creepy sexpest way.
Someone said recently all these satirist types just come across as embarassingly desperate to get on HIGNFY and now it's all I can see.
So do we have any confirmation of Eggheads from Russ? I want footage!
Edit: Kinda hoping he'd change his name to Russ from Eggheads.
Edit: Kinda hoping he'd change his name to Russ from Eggheads.
I feel bad for my last post. I'm sure you will all be as relieved as I am to learn there has been no minge given on Russ' big night out.
Which gives Jack a clear run! #JackRussell
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Didn't he say that give it some minge was an Office reference? Can anyone confirm? I never watched it and don't want to do a Google search for 'The Office minge'.
He's referring to an Extras quote which does mention minge and expresses the same sentiment but is different (see below)
Oh, come on love, you're like a dead horse, put a bit of minge round it!
No! Not #JackRussell!I feel bad for my last post. I'm sure you will all be as relieved as I am to learn there has been no minge given on Russ' big night out.
Which gives Jack a clear run! #JackRussell
Also: ''accuse'' a woman of having sex? Unusual wording. It's not a crime - even if you do it with Russ.
TBH they probably spent the evening discussing their regrettable past use of social media. Russ has his sex blogs, Supertanskiii was a 9/11 truther (in 2019 FFS, no excuse of youthful ignorance there)...Jack and her mum's potatoes would have been very welcome. Invite Janey Godley down and you've got the makings of the world's worst support group!
Supertanskiii is bringing in the lawyers to stop people doing jokes about her and Russ shagging.
She's also got a pile on going on a writer who she is also trying to get dropped by the publisher for some jokes about her and Russ. I'm not unsympathetic, if someone implied I was giving it some minge I'd deny it but there comes a point where you come over like you're protesting a bit too much.
That fella she's trying to cancel does have a bit of a point about all the stans in the comments trying to ship Tan/Russ, it's so bleeping weird. All those doffing hat/mayhap m'lady type people make me feel a bit sick. They're the real wronguns.
Imagine being in an utter rage about someone making "misogynistic vile sexual comments" about you going for a drink with someone who regularly makes actual misogynistic vile sexual comments about women.
Imagine being in an utter rage about someone making "misogynistic vile sexual comments" about you going for a drink with someone who regularly makes actual misogynistic vile sexual comments about women.
How can he say this when he married a woman in her very early 20s whilst in his mid 40s? Why is this woman too respectable to exploit in the same way? 30 something and 50 something is far less problematic than choosing a duckling who is just starting out in life.
Has he forgotten he was married to a woman 21 years his junior in his rush to be a sanctimonious white knight?
Edit: jinx @heretoreaditall2019
How on earth has Russ not having sex (presumably a daily occurrence) overshadowed Russ appearing on Eggheads?
How did he do on eggheads?
Ahaha this is old but very funny. They really don't like it up em. Love how they switch to sanctimonious the second they are the butt (sorry, 'rear foo-foo') of the joke.
Ahaha this is old but very funny. They really don't like it up em. Love how they switch to sanctimonious the second they are the butt (sorry, 'rear foo-foo') of the joke.
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Long game. She hasn't shagged him so he's playing the "I have too much respect for her" card, in the hope she will see him as a nice safe respectable man and want to shag him.
Why are this Twitter lot SO obsessed with suing ppl? Imagine if someone disagreed with you at work or at a family gathering would they lawyer upTM for that too?
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