"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine"There’s a new parody account called Chess in Russia.
Wait...there's a second author? And how was the blog traced back to him (Russ)?t’s a sex blog being written by two straight blokes
Same! The poetry I wrote at 14 is nothing compared to this. (And believe me that poetry was dire.)I'd literally launch myself willingly and eagerly into the sun if there was anything even remotely like that online traceable to me.
Omfg 🫢It never crossed my mind that I would ever consider superglueing my legs together but here we are.
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Maybe I should laugh this off, but it's bothering me for lots of reasons. Rant below.It never crossed my mind that I would ever consider superglueing my legs together but here we are.
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Absolutely this. I’ve always worked in very male dominated industries, and this sort of shit makes me livid! You can always always spy this sortOmfg 🫢
Ngl tho whomst amongst us wouldn’t email this to HR if we had to work with him? You can just imagine him being truly insufferable to work with as he’s a delusional compulsive liar who isn’t as smart as he’d like to be, this’d be the silver bullet to get him out ur hair
In a healthy relationship, you have all kinds of sex from quickies to slow and lazy shags. But it sounds like Russ, instead of going with the flow and being in sync with his partner, goes in with the attitude that sex is some kind of Olympic sport where speed and endurance are the goal.Maybe I should laugh this off, but it's bothering me for lots of reasons. Rant below.
Everyone's allowed to have their preferences, but what I can't stand in this post is the implication that ''real sex'' = whatever aggressive porn clips he's been watching lately. Who is he to judge what is or isn't proper sex? To say you don't believe in loving, gentle sex is such an odd way to make a point. It's one thing to say 'I don't like this' - instead he's talking as if he's Richard Dawkins discussing the existence of God. There's also such misogyny (there it is again!) in the disdain for Mills & Boon type romance, which is typically seen as a very female-oriented thing and not taken seriously by anyone. Besides, the 'gently kiss my way down your body' stuff isn't exclusive to Mills & Boon. It's actually really sexy in a less-is-more way (not when it involves Russ ofc). But hey, apparently we're not allowed to find affectionate behaviour attractive or else we'll be seen as lesser beings who are beneath his rational manly intellect.
*I don't think Russ would know anything about the 'less is more' thing because he seems to have a few issues with desensitisation and, umm, the 'death grip' as it's commonly known.
Ha, that sounds just like him.Remember that Sex and the City episode where Carrie meets a guy the night before Charlotte’s wedding and they have really awful sex? She’s just laying still while he jackhammers away. That sounds like Russ’s fantasy.
Hahahahhaahahah! That’s hilarious. I never got a chance to watch the doc about the issues but that tweet really sums it up!
Some poetry I wrote at 17 is, via a series of roundabout ways, the reason for my username.Wait...there's a second author? And how was the blog traced back to him (Russ)?
Same! The poetry I wrote at 14 is nothing compared to this. (And believe me that poetry was dire.)
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I had read this on the blog but I’d erased it from my mind. Now I think my clit might have actually dissolved in utter embarrassment and horror.
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