Even someone quite handy with their fists would struggle when outnumbered 3 vs 1 but of course our hero triumphed.
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I’m imagining him now training like Rocky Balboa.
Have always imagined him to smell quite musty so the idea of him sweating on top of that is 
I have laughed solidly for at least minute over this tweet. So for that alone Russ, milady thanks you kind sir.
Hilarious. I clicked on this thread thinking he'd waded into the Lineker debate, so I'm happy to see 'Russ Ali' is in fact the big news. I'll add that to the Russ Lore along with 'I was nearly in Oasis'.
Was it Oasis? Don't remember now.
Was it Oasis? Don't remember now.
Does remind me that there's a (now very old) video of a professional skateboarder by the name of Mike Vallely (not 100% on the spelling) fighting 4 or 5 guys at once in a car park. But then he is 1) decently athletic and 2) completely batshit.
Boxing doesn’t seem like the best sport for self defence against multiple opponents. Did they just take it in turns to fight him?
I can just see him going all Marquis of Queensbury rules and the 3 opponents dying of laughter, maybe that's what he means?
Did he strip down to his vest and pants to fight them as well? I would bleeping pay to see that, with the blubbery bleep bouncing about all over the place and jabbing with his fistI can just see him going all Marquis of Queensbury rules and the 3 opponents dying of laughter, maybe that's what he means?
Like that scene from Airplane!
Calling utter bullshit on there ever being a time when an adult Russ could make welterweight. His overinflated, liver-lipped head is 67kg on its own.
Welterweight? Lmao. What, when he was 14?
You know it's possible to leave Twitter? I love it when all the influencers go 'I hate Twitter' while choosing to be on Twitter 10 hours a day.
I can't deal with the amount of self-pity in his tweets either. ''Is it the glasses?''
No Russ, it's the misogyny.Shake it off...
Chasing chickens?
I know someone who is an author and spends hours a day on what they call the ‘hellsite’. They even tweet on nights out and get into stupid political debates about Trump and other things they have no control over. But apparently they have to have Twitter because of their job. If anything, it’d put me off reading their books if I stumbled across their newsfeed.
Haha thin skinned Russ on a rugby team would be amazing.
I know three 'genuinely hard' people, one a professional boxer who won tv fights, another an ex pro rugby player turned MMA fighter who won title belts, another who holds black belts in three martial arts. None of them have to tell everyone on twitter how hard they are. Makes you think.
'Is it the glasses?' just made me laugh out loud.