Russ in Cheshire #2 Give it some cringe

[kachoochoo]

I guess the recap is something like

the book was launched to an audience of beards and paisley shirts, the fence magazine was in attendance and their subsequent newsletter got them a record number of subscribers

russ continues to be sachet of silica gel to all vaginas

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

 

[Vulnavia]

 

[colouredlines]

Russ is such a good lesson in how the internet never forgets. He could solve Israel-Palestine and win the Nobel Peace Prize and someone would still rock up at the award ceremony to shout, "Give it some minge!"

 

[Phillipa78]

Chess has put up another excerpt from the bad blog. It's about boobs...

Some of the replies are hilarious, but this squig really has a turn of phrase on him/her;

 

[Dire Tates]

Give it some cringe! I haven't squigged as it's a parody account but they have been doing some digging recently and crikey...

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

I've never done this before, my palms are sweatier than I imagine Russ's are day to day. He has the air of a very clammy man.

Thread title goes to @Mr Krabs because I didn't see any others and, let's be honest, we were always going to give it some minge.

The things I type because of this man...

 

[Vulnavia]

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oh no! Russ has gone? Say it isn't so

My minge and rear foo foo are at half mast

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

The way he views himself as a progressive, anti-establishment figure while sounding like a dodgy '70s comedian...puzzling.

He sees himself as A Good Guy™️ so it's fine for him to be an unreconstructed sexist, because he's a Good Guy™️. If you call him out for being sexist and revolting, then it will be your fault for not understanding that he's a Good Guy™️ and his sexism is fine because it's ironic or something.

 

[Vulnavia]

 

[Mr Krabs]

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I beat up three guys. You don’t know them. They go to another school.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Not a broadly funny topic but I thought he meant he was at the Ariana Grande concert and, I confess, I did laugh at such a confusing mental image.

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So was I, Russ. I had to find a hairdresser who could wash broken glass out of my hair and then figure out how to get home to the south coast. Shut up, you ghoulish wanker.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Other thread highlights include Russ posing with a framed photo of a fedex van and exposed command hook

 

[OhGnoes]

This is the most transparent 'Its fine you didn't invite me....honestly, it's fine. Didn't want any minge anyway....' I've ever seen.

Imagine accidentally organising a do in London that didn't coincide with his book launch.

 

[Vulnavia]

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

This is the most transparent 'Its fine you didn't invite me....honestly, it's fine. Didn't want any minge anyway....' I've ever seen.

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He's just absolutely raging, isn't he? He's one of those "I'm such a feminist, me" men who flips the second women start actually doing things without his input.

 

[Vulnavia]

 

[OhGnoes]

He seems to have confused 'missing it' with 'not being invited because we don't want to spend the night checking our drinks for rohypnol'.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Oh give over, that fat lettuce couldn’t beat an egg