He should see a doctor about his mouldy bits.
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Because it looks just like him?
Russ is a smug hack twit and BBB is a bitter conspiracist - let them fight 
And anyway, I thought "meth Barbie" was a nickname for someone in the US, I want to say Margorie Taylor Greene, but it could also have been Lauren Boebert.
Yeah, it's Marjorie Taylor Green. At least it vaguely makes sense in the US where meth is a thing and she said something about impeachment being as addictive as meth.
But...what relationship is there between Nadine Dorries and meth? It doesn't make any sense as an insult.
Barbie, also. Never misses a chance for a spot of misogyny, does he.
Yesterday I discovered a West African food called Fufu and just wanted to share that with the group.
Not a broadly funny topic but I thought he meant he was at the Ariana Grande concert and, I confess, I did laugh at such a confusing mental image.
He can keep his beak out, hit him hard indeed
So was I, Russ. I had to find a hairdresser who could wash broken glass out of my hair and then figure out how to get home to the south coast. Shut up, you ghoulish wanker.
Exactly. He can duck off being "cross and sweary".He can keep his beak out, hit him hard indeed
Are you truly a centrist Twitter wanker if you don't find a way to centre yourself in every piece of news?He can keep his beak out, hit him hard indeed
I'd like you all to know that two hours have passed and I'm still annoyed I couldn't make a centred/centrist dad joke work. This is why I'm not Twitter famous.
Probably trying to meet his next girlfriend
I think they do it to give their opinions more legitimacy. Makes it harder for people to argue back when there's a personal element to the story. Or they might just be self-centred idiots.
So they can claim they are 'speaking their truth' as a defence.
I beat up three guys. You don’t know them. They go to another school.
Oh give over, that fat lettuce couldn’t beat an egg