"I'm taking another gap year and won't be in academic education this year. Right, time to fill in my academic planner which I'll JANUINELY YEEZE!" What a fucking moron.
She might as well have just reuploaded one of the previous years' planner videos - this is identical, with the exact same planner design, scripted spiel and blatant lies as every other year.
"Oiy desoigned this planner moiysalf!" (She didn't, and after years of lying about it, she's already admitted before that someone else designed them for her before backtracking and hoping people forgot.)
"Oiy yeeze these planners moiysalf!" (She doesn't. She just fills out a page or two whenever she needs to throw in a lazy ad for the planner in content.)
Ruby protests too much and holds up her planner to "prove" that she "yeezes it avverydyay". She shows 4 concurrent pages filled out. There's then a hard cut. She shows 4 more concurrent pages from a random date. Another cut and some B-roll footage, then she show 4 more pages. That's it. Out of stacks of planners that she claims to have used every day for years, she could only find 12 non-sequential pages from random dates which were undoubtedly filled out only for ad purposes in staged vlogs. She couldn't just flip through a full planner without cuts because 98% of it would be blank.
Technical incompetence strikes again as Ruby has uploaded her recent videos in 720p max resolution, so it's impossible to see what's on most the pages, but she often recycles the same scant handful of filled-in planner pages across months of content, so I don't doubt we've seen these pages before.
"They're desoigned tyeu meet awwl of moiy needs and inclyoood avverything a steeyooodunt needs so yeu dyon't need to use other notebooks and planners!" (And yet she still shows herself using countless other notepads, notebooks and supplementary bullshit in all her content. Even the basic spread that she claims she designed don't suit her fake needs - she constantly has to add countless additional tickboxes everywhere to show how ACKSEEDINLY PRODOCKTIVE she is, because the planner design she claims to have created is too restrictive to contain all of the tasks she JANUINELY completes)
"Avvery singol yahhhr we troiy tyeu impryoove on it!" (It's the exact same planner every year. The price often increases even as nothing improves. Occasionally the colour of the cover changes slightly. 3 out of the 4 colours available this year were used on previous planners.)
"Grades aren't avverything and hossle colcha is varry bad!" (Ruby has used the exact same planner layout as always, including toxic shit like sections for "ideal grades".)
She squints her way through another torrent of lies as she announces that this cheaply-made stack of glorified toilet paper will cost £18.50
(plus postage). She insists that with "full transparency" this is okay because they haven't increased the price since last year. She could charge more, but out of the KOINDNASS OF HAHHR HEART, she has decided to continue making the same undue profit on this already extortionately-priced trash. Ruby's lie-squinting moment of "full transparency" does not extend to explaining that the reason they won't sweat not bumping up the cost again is because the planners are already insanely overpriced compared to how dirt-cheap they are produce. Reminder: Ruby often complains that anything from meals to books that are more than £7 are prohibitively expensive for her.
On the subject of paper quality, Ruby gets spaghetti-tangled in lies. She claims that the planner improves every year and a high cost means high quality. Then she says that the planner is "now no longer watercolour resistant," implying that there was a time when the planners
didn't suffer from watercolour/ink bleed-through. She swore blind that the previous planners were impervious to ink bleed-through of all kinds, but absolutely refused to show the other side of the page to prove the claim. Even so, she slipped up and showed that watercolour paints and all but the most harmless ballpoint ink would eat through the paper.
Ruby claims this "new" bleed-through for the current planner is "barely noticeable" - she applies a light smear of child's watercolours and the paper instantly becomes warped and discoloured on the other side. She insists that even though this paper will become instantly fucked by a small amount of watercolour paint, it'll somehow magically withstand "fountain PAN" ink without bleed-through. As always, she refuses to show any proof of this. Even if you take her previous lies at face value, she's now openly saying that there's been a reduction in quality and yet she's charging the same price.
She claims the binding is now less likely to fall apart, but since she lies about absolutely everything, expect the binding to fall apart within minutes. Ruby trips over her own lies again, finally acknowledging that for the history of PONKERPOD TIFTI, a widespread criticism has been that the planners fall apart easily. She does not explain why it's taken 5 years and countless planner releases to even think about pretending to improve this. Instead she just acts like she's been a victim of circumstance and finally an unnamed third party solved the problem that was impacting her, even though she claims to own and run the company (she doesn't).
Ruby downplays and insists that this issue only affected people who used their planner every day and took it with them to school/uni (y'know, its
intended fucking purpose). And yet...Ruby's planners, which she JANUINELY takes everywhere and YEEZES AVVERY SINGOL DAY, are always suspiciously pristine, despite how quickly she destroys everything she touches. She clearly doesn't use them. She literally just grabs a blank copy from a stack, fills in a page or two for a vlog, then grabs a new one next time.
Ruby would love to make an academic planner available all year round, but it just wouldn't make sense apparently because of the dates. She's literally already released an undated planner, but she conveniently erased that from memory the day after it was released. If she mentioned it, she'd have to explain what a colossal, shameless scam it was. She released half a planner, charged full price for it and didn't make any attempt to mention that the "Everyday Planner" could not be used every day until after her fans had paid for them. There's nothing stopping her from releasing an undated full-year planner with academic-focused spreads aside from laziness and incompetence.
She doesn't use these trash planners herself and neither should anyone else.
