Ruby Granger #38 Oh Jesus, Ruby's off to Jesus

[Griftwood]

I love how she's now making a massive point of wearing her new walking trousers and showing them off for the video. She definitely read after her Bronte vlog where she was frolicking around in her skirt on the moors

Also the bit about how she TRIES to change her bedsheets every week She just forgot 80 weeks in a row, JANUINELY!

 

[lalala2233]

Maybe I am a cleaning obsessive but how does she forget to change her sheets every week? Why is she so busy with that she cannot take proper care of her bedroom? That is gross.
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If I picked up a book and someone told me the author had written 2,000 of the words in 3.5 hours then I'd put it right back down again. This one is shaping up to be even worse than Erementhol

THIS! Not even Stephen King writes this quickly.

 

[octoppus182]

Also the bit about how she TRIES to change her bedsheets every week She just forgot 80 weeks in a row, JANUINELY!

I am genuinely so confused about how she can forget the sheets surely she could just add it to her "Sunday reset routine tyooo dyooo list" so she remembers to do it lmao

 

[JustVibing]

Im really confused as to how a sunday in Rubys life would be any different from any other day...
Love how she's all like "i love sundays" to be more relatable or sth, without noticing that most pple love sundays bc they dont have to work.

Also I'm not sure if she's talking about editing this video, but she says she had to go through the footage of "the last two days". Did she just admit she's cobbling together several days to make a "sunday" vlog?

I also really wanna see her cook all the stuff she talked about, especially sushi. Love how she made sure to mention how she always cooks for the whole family. Basically a full-time job!

 

[Kaneki]

Did anyone else zoom in on her ‘meal plan’…it’s abysmal, she’s still neck deep in her ED that’s for sure. One ‘proper’ meal a day some days AND exercise.

 

[moosesauna]

Screen grabs are always interesting, right? Dealing with overstock, planning ”extra” reading for Oxford (shouldn’t you do the primary reading first?).
”Revision for theory test” = getting her driver’s license? She’s at least having lunch at her old school three days a week

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Quite a grim meal plan. No breakfast and a single piece of toast with tofu for a whole day, plus whatever she's having for lunch? I have a terrible diet, admittedly, especially when I'm working, but this is nowhere near enough food.

 

[ilovetrashtv]

And what is the obsession with pigeons? She always mentions them.

'A series of vague impressions' aka everything Ruby's ever written.

Pigeons and bodies of water being ‘still’.

 

[Daredevil]

Is it really?

 

[ilovetrashtv]

I am genuinely so confused about how she can forget the sheets surely she could just add it to her "Sunday reset routine tyooo dyooo list" so she remembers to do it lmao

Maybe the washing machine is too full for the sheets from her 17 outfit changes a day.

 

[Cady1954]

It's rain Ruby, bleeping horrible wet cold rain. Life giving? I dont give a toss cos im soaking. Christ she talks some pretentious rit doesn't she?

 

[ilovetrashtv]

14:48 - the lisp has jumped over to YouTube! ‘The cake was tho good *looks miserable*’.

 

[gossip_guy]

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It was too warm for a jumper, so instead of just removing one of the two thick jumpers she was wearing, she claims she changed her entire outfit 5 times in one morning.

And even though she claims she AWLWHEYS changes her outfits a lot, there's only ever one outfit in her 'outfit of the day' posts.

You'd think she'd have gotten better at lying considering she's been doing it all day every day for her entire life.

 

[Thehogonthelog]

Those freckles look soooo natural today. I guess the Venice sun did her skin wonders.

 

[gossip_guy]

Screen grabs are always interesting, right? Dealing with overstock, planning ”extra” reading for Oxford (shouldn’t you do the primary reading first?).
”Revision for theory test” = getting her driver’s license? She’s at least having lunch at her old school three days a week

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Her latest heap of trash novel has a teacher(?) named Ms Veritas. Let me guess, Ms Veritas is very honest. Ruby evidently just ripped off Miss Honey ("Didjoo kynow that HONNEY IS SWEET, JOSST LOIKE THE CHARACKTA! SOCH SOBBTAXXT!") and thought this painfully on-the-nose symbolism would qualify as literary genius.

 

[DrinaM]

wtf is a ”woodcut tattoo” that ”etches itself”, sounds very painful just imagining it makes my pigeons shiver

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She's obsessed with inanimate objects 'breathing.' The word 'afterwards' could be cut out and it would flow somewhat better. 'visions vividly blurring' is a very strange description of what I guess is supposed to be visual memories.

But I have no idea what a woodcut tattoo is. I think she's trying to say that her head is made of wood and therefore the memory of Venice is etched into it like a woodcutting, rather than tattooed on with ink.

 

[graceiona95]

Why did she put on 2 thick jumpers, a jacket with fleece lining and fleece lined walking trousers to go outside? It's been 12-15 degrees for the last couple of weeks there is no way that many layers was necessary.

Also guarantee the cake tasted like tit because
1) cup measurements suck for baking they are so inaccurate and
2) even if they were accurate, it wouldn't matter because she didn't measure a single one of those ingredients properly. You cant just fill the cup most of the way and call it good. I thought she was a perfectionist?

Learn to cook ur an adult

 

[DrinaM]

It annoys me how she does tit like this about being privileged to have nice grandparents or whatever.

 

[Ilaariaa]

Yeah her meal plan is absolutely grim.

Spoiler: Potentially triggering food discussion

Skipping breakfast and not eating anything until lunchtime is a really unhealthy habit. I admit I used to skip breakfast, just because I didn't feel particularly hungry in the early morning, but I would have a substantial snack around 10 PM to sustain myself until lunch around 1 PM. Then I got blood tests, it turned out that my blood sugar levels are always pretty low, and my doctor forbade me from skipping breakfast lol. She said that I need to have frequent small meals throughout the day or my blood sugar will drop. Now I feel a lot more energetic to be honest and I actually look forward to breakfast in the morning.

 

[emmer_moans]

It annoys me how she does tit like this about being privileged to have nice grandparents or whatever.

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She looks like a grandma here.

 

[threeSMEGfridges]

Yeah her meal plan is absolutely grim.

Spoiler: Potentially triggering food discussion

Skipping breakfast and not eating anything until lunchtime is a really unhealthy habit. I admit I used to skip breakfast, just because I didn't feel particularly hungry in the early morning, but I would have a substantial snack around 10 PM to sustain myself until lunch around 1 PM. Then I got blood tests, it turned out that my blood sugar levels are always pretty low, and my doctor forbade me from skipping breakfast lol. She said that I need to have frequent small meals throughout the day or my blood sugar will drop. Now I feel a lot more energetic to be honest and I actually look forward to breakfast in the morning.

another breakfast struggler here. I leave for work on public transport earlier and I just can’t stomach it!
I have a milky coffee and water on the bus then when I get to work I have a small snack like a cereal bar or a protein yoghurt. I tend to then have my lunch at 12. I have an another snack about 3pm then I have a good tea at home.