She's doing another book club? Didn't she already have one and completely abandon it??
Ruby Granger #38 Oh Jesus, Ruby's off to Jesus
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Yes, but that book club was a FAIL! Never mind why, she certainly wasn’t to blame, point is it was a big FAIL and Fable is going to be syo, SYO much better
She's just started slapping awkward images over her planner pages in her TikToks now to try to hide her continuity errors and lies.
The latest TikTok vlog contains Ruby's usual predictable fake productivity lies:
"Syo, oiy ADDITTED A VIDDEEEYOWW, oiy did somm WROYTING, and oiy did EEEMAILS AND ADMIN, bafwore oiy lafft fwore waahhrk at EIGHT IN THE MWORNING." She JANUINELY did a full day's work of "waahhrrk" before 8am! Only, as usual, she's just listing a lot of activities that conveniently happened off-screen (so, they didn't happen at all) to sound VARRY BUSY and there's no footage of it.
She includes this shot instead:
It's just her holding up a planner and waving it at the camera. But she's covered the planner with a giant book emoji.
So...what purpose does this shot even serve now? It doesn't work as an ad for the product because you can't see it. It also doesn't work as proof of how busy her day supposedly was, what she was doing in this moment or even what day it apparently was, because you can't see that either. It's literally just a shot of Ruby waving an unidentified object in the air for no reason to pad the runtime.
She also claims this is her work outfit. It's covered in dust and stains. The very same stain discussed here is still visible, so she doesn't appear to have ever washed it.
After doing a back-breaking FWORE HOWAARS WAAAHRRK (no footage of that, either), it's time to go to London (chauffeured like a child by mummy, of course), and Ruby's outfit has spontaneously changed, as it always does in "day" in her life vlogs. "OIY GOT CHANGED IN THE CAR! JANUINELY!"
I suspect she intended to jam a few planner ad shots into a VARRY PRODOCKTIVE vlog because it's been a while since she's mentioned the planner since her management team seemingly lost all confidence in the merch scam. She slapped unrelated footage from a different day on, because she couldn't include actual footage of her completely fictional pre-8am productive events. But she's been on Tattle enough to know that her staged planner pages always give her fake vlogs away somehow, so she slapped things over them at the last minute to hide the date, rather than cut the shots and look less busy or do something that required effort, like filming something else to fill the time.
Pssst! Ruby! It still didn't work.
After she waves the planner around, she has another shot of her planner on her desk, covered by a giant bunny emoji.
You can still see the date when the camera moves.
It's hard to make out thanks to the camera movement and TikTok's compression, but you can still see "April 4th".
You might be wondering why Ruby's claiming she was doing the final edit of her new YouTube video on April 4th if she only uploaded it this week.
The screening event she went to took place on 20th April. The Polite Society event was happening from 20th-23rd. No way that opening segment happened on the same day.
I'd wager she attended two short London events in one day (for movies she has zero interest in, big shock) and that was it. Other influencer footage all shows them learning the same wire kick, the same dance and the same screen fight headbutt, so there doesn't appear to have been much involved. The rest was footage from another day/week entirely and all her activities made up, as usual.
Her fake accent has somehow gone even more off the rails and she's switched from a garbled imitation of Emma Watson's accent in Harry Potter to a garbled imitation of Emma Watson's American accent in Little Women.
Tiniest portion size portion size possible too by the look of it. Even as a single slice cut in half to make takeaway eating easier, there's not much of it.We touched on this before, it’s pizza marinana which is just tomato
Do agree it’s a bit suspicious it’s always the plain/low cal option with her though
that's a good question. I'd say she doesn't work anymore. She is still listed as staff at the school's website though
I’ll have you know, that she actually did a full 4 hours at her normie job the other day before travelling to London to attend her influencer events. Proper grafter she is!
I was wondering as she's not mentioned it for a while and however, I am always a bit skeptical when Ruby says that she has done something as its usually fabricated.
Personally I think she quit when her Master's results were due and is just keeping up the ruse.
I don't know of many contracted school jobs, even part time, that'd let someone keep taking extended holidays in term time.
As predicted, she's played coy this whole time about the job and refuses to answer any questions about it, even from people just asking if she still works at a school. Whenever she mentions work, that's literally all she says: "I wheant tyoo waarhk." No mention of a school or her role. Seems very much like a calculated move, since if she said she was off to work at school, one of the students might pop in the comments and says "You haven't worked here in months."
i admit i did this with a scarf once in the middle of the night because it turned on randomly and started updating, waking me up and filling the dark room with the screen on full brightness. however something tells me ruby didn't have this exact experience haha. maybe to protect it from stuff fallin on it- dirt, dust, paint? very strange
Her replies!!
Her fake accent has somehow gone even more off the rails and she's switched from a garbled imitation of Emma Watson's accent in Harry Potter to a garbled imitation of Emma Watson's American accent in Little Women.
It's hilarious that her own voice takes her by surprise. Love the thought that Ruby wakes up each morning not knowing which accent she'll have that day.
Haven't bothered watching her yt on reading books under 200 pages or whatever... Read a book because you like the sound of it not because of how short it is 
I think it is something that's recommended you do (not with a rag tho lol) if you work from home and your living/sleeping space has to double as your office to help with mentally 'switching off' from work - the idea is that if you cover up your workspace it's out of sight, out of mind. I've been in peoples living rooms where a bed sheet has been thrown over their WFH station... Not sure how this would apply to Ruby though, unless she sees her writing and research 'work' in the same light people who work corporate office jobs see theirs
Mountain warehouse stuff is always on sale tbh, if you buy it full price you are a clown. But then again 99% of their stuff is overpriced crap that will fall apart very quickly. (Source I worked there as a student)
She edited a video, wrote, did emails and admin before going to work at 8? Suuuuure
"Did emails" = swiped away the notifications for promo emails from MissPatina and Waterstones or whateverShe edited a video, wrote, did emails and admin before going to work at 8? Suuuuure
random but does she know how to drive?
I feel like she would have had to have gotten up by like 4 or 5 to have actually gotten that done lol. i could neverShe edited a video, wrote, did emails and admin before going to work at 8? Suuuuure
Nope xd
Neither could I! I'm really not a morning personI feel like she would have had to have gotten up by like 4 or 5 to have actually gotten that done lol. i could never
But she has a bedtime like a 5-year old, so...- Status