Ruby Granger #36 Pumpkin Bread Activity

[Randomer123]

When Holly does it, it always seems natural. When Ruby does it, it seems fake and preachy.

 

[theMoth]

All us flies were having a bitch about her, wanting to know when we would be moved and she overheard and started staring at us:/

we moths, too!

 

[DrinaM]

I was going to mention her teeth yesterday. I suspected something was up with them, but felt maybe it was a bit too unkind to put that out there. Noticed she was moving her mouth a bit different to usual and also, (not being mean, i swear) her teeth looked a bit different in colour than usual? Last year in April I got veneers and a couple of crowns, so I tend to notice these changes in people on YT or other online media.

 

[Griftwood]

I just realised that she may have copied the idea of the 'western wind' bringing in spring from the Carly Rae Jepsen song 'Western Wind'. Lyrics are:

Comin' in like a western wind
Do you feel home from all directions?
First bloom, you know it's spring
Remindin' me, love, that it's all connected
(What is love?)
Comin' in like a western wind
(by Carly Rae Jepsen)

Could also be this one:

Westron wynde when wyll thow blow
the smalle rayne downe can Rayne
Cryst yf my love were in my Armys
And I yn my bed Agayne.

Small rain = spring OBVIOUSLY, and then there's love, which is pink, and the army, which is green (camouflage, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, as Roobee also likes to say), and bed is just an old-timey way of spelling bud, it's how they spell it a la Francious. I'm sure there's a cheeky beak somewhere in there too.

 

[PorkyPuss]

To be fair, 500 pages of Dostoevsky is not quite as quick of a read as 500 pages of something aimed at teenagers.

Ruby sees your '500 pages of something aimed at teenagers' and raises you '120 pages of something aimed at 8-10 year olds' (then she scrunches her face up and angrily wets herself in front of you).

 

[Satisfying Click]

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Well, ObViOuSlY!!

Hello, it's shrew-bee!

 

[Corneilya]

I'm kinda bored so here's a compilation of some of the most atrocious best outfits proudly wore by Roobee through the years, also some pieces of the well known collection "I never wear denims, I don't like that". I note that Ruby goes from the boarding schoolgirl to the grandma with sometimes a more 80/90s mom look ( that one is too rare sadly) inspiration. The one where she seems to pretend playing tennis is rather nice tbh, just like the one with the orange and cream striped tshirt. The coral jacket with a floral skirt would be if not wore with birkenstock, wich look like grandpas sandals ( I said what I said, sorry birkenstock fans, these are like the Ugg boots, overrated.)

I didn't include the black tube dress as it's probably not Ruby's choice.

Now I hesitate about making a compilation for mommy granger and daddy bones, it's not everyday you see an older Sirius Black.

 

[gossip_guy]

you could buy the ebook on amazon, read it on your device (for example, desktop kindle version). you can get a refund of the book if you give it back within 7 days.

I think you can only get a refund if you've read less than 10% of the book.

 

[octoppus182]

her sisters latest tiktok lmao, of course ruby is reading on her kindle in the middle of an airport

 

[roobee]

Small, beady optics Someone please tell Ruby it's fine to use the normal word to describe somethng. You don't always have to reach for its weird synonym.



Why does it matter that the paper is 100% recycled? Is she really trying to convince us that submerging an assignment is less ethical if the paper's recycled? Are we about to arrest Beth for crimes against paper?



It's because June isn't one of her top 5 favourite months. Bye bye June, you inferior month.

Spoiler: OT

Thank you, StatusWoe, for giving me the title, Crimes Against Paper, for my complaint email to a stationary company that I bought overpriced, so-called fountain pen-friendly notebooks from. They are, in fact, not friendly! One can even call it Erimenthaesquestic, really.

 

[StatusWoe]

Reaching frightening levels of regression now folks.

This comment!

 

[StatusWoe]

whats your favorite question ?

Do you want me to rank them?

 

[pinkmug]

I think that Ruby's gestures are kind of artificial? Idk I'm Italian so moving your hands as you speak is normal for me (I do it even when I'm talking on the phone or talking to myself lol) but you can tell when someone does it all the time vs when someone is doing it to put on a performance. You see it with actors and other Youtubers as well.

I agree. Ruby only does this to seem passionate about the drivel she spews out but it's so fake, she picked it up from Holly Gabrielle I think because The Claw definitely wasn't a thing before.

I'm mediterranean, we also speak with our hands and there is an ease that comes from repetition and muscle memory when people gesticulate often naturally. Ruby's is just forced and awkward.

 

[octoppus182]

Lol i've viewed her tiktok account a few times, and now whenever i'm scrolling through my FYP, her posts randomly come up and she really does make me chuckle, she just seems so out of place on tiktok

 

[scrantonstrangler]

Only Ruby could manage to crease a paper on which she barely wrote 20 words. (See the left edge)
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Ruby supposedly turns on airplane mod every night, as if she will be disturbed by work calls mails or she will be sought by beloved friends while working on feeling relaxed... Girl I'm pretty sure your phone doesn't rang even during the day except when Mama Bones (or maybe Daddy Bones) calls to tell dinner is ready instead of shouting from downstairs.
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NEXT UP
Ruby makes me question the meaning of the word hygiene by suggesting drinking tea is related to hygiene

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MEANWHILE Cambridge Dictionary definition; (Well I guess this explains her lack of hygiene, It's because she doesn't even know what it means)

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More things not related to hygiene categorized as hygiene
1. Cover Screen (could have been related if the goal was preventing dust accumulation but Ruby clearly explains that it is to signify that she is no longer working)
2. Water (nope not to clean but to drink)
3. Hot water bottle (Yes, Ruby I agree question mark indeed, why put that on a hygiene list?)
4. Strech (srsly?)
Oh turns out 80% of this list is NOT actually related to hygiene in anyway. (Well, that explains a lot for me)
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Also why not remove nail polish if its not covering your nail anymore? You should for the sake of nail health.
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OH a space time continuity error:
Ruby's doing work (editing)
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Goes down for dinner
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When she goes back up stairs she quickly takes off her lenses
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Then wears her glasses
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WAIT GLASSES? Yes the ones she was wearing BEFORE dinner.
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As a final note, something else that bothers me is how she tores off a paper while the back is untouched and completely blank. Just set it aside and use it for something random. Showes how small understanding she has about the real world. The way she brags about how satisfactory it was disgusts me.
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The shirt is giving me "Ahoy maties, it's Ryubee, and today I'm going to show you a day in my life on a pirate ship"

 

[Larancia]

Honestly I expected her to to chop the ends of flowers by hitting the cutting board with force. I was underwhelmed when she chopped as shes slicing haha. The loud chop would make it more interesting for me

 

[VallegGirl]

I'm kinda bored so here's a compilation of some of the most atrocious best outfits proudly wore by Roobee through the years, also some pieces of the well known collection "I never wear denims, I don't like that". I note that Ruby goes from the boarding schoolgirl to the grandma with sometimes a more 80/90s mom look ( that one is too rare sadly) inspiration. The one where she seems to pretend playing tennis is rather nice tbh, just like the one with the orange and cream striped tshirt. The coral jacket with a floral skirt would be if not wore with birkenstock, wich look like grandpas sandals ( I said what I said, sorry birkenstock fans, these are like the Ugg boots, overrated.)

I didn't include the black tube dress as it's probably not Ruby's choice.

Now I hesitate about making a compilation for mommy granger and daddy bones, it's not everyday you see an older Sirius Black.
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In pictures 26 & 28 Ruby seems to be wearing the sane cardigan. I assume in picture 28 she's wearing it buttoned d9wn the back. In which case maybe she just 0ut it on to take the photo as surely she didn't actually go around like that?

 

[DrinaM]

That's the one! There's probably more examples lurking in her old videos, too.

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I'm also trying to figure out what the fuck is happening in the rest of this poem and struggling to make sense of this gibberish.

So...beyond the buds - not amongst them, with the rest of its body concealed by foliage - there's a disembodied beak with blue feathers all over it just floating there. It's (as far as I know) the only beak known to man to be covered in feathers, and certainly the only known beak to live independently of a head and body.

Near as I can figure it, Ruby is depicting some horrific post-apocalyptic wasteland of nightmares, where giant disembodied beaks roam the land looking to devour whatever surviving humans they find.

The nuclear winds of spring appear to anger and empower this beak-beast as its feathers unfurl like a dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park spreading its frilly collar before it spits acid at its prey.

Ruby weaves in a sense of foreboding, too. The colour-changing plants that sporadically dot the landscape, tainted by radiation, certainly aren't benevolent - what horrors await when they bloom?

Truly a chilling depiction of the post-apocalypse. But what's more chilling is the first word: "Certainly." This is no imaginary future, Ruby tells us - it's no brief work of fiction. This is inevitable. This is what awaits us: Giant, floating killer beaks and carnivorous kaleidoscope plants. (Shudders in fear.)

The 'disembodied beak' I just can't...lol
Also, isn't it better to say 'in anticipation of'? 'In anticipation for' sounds clumsy. Its a dumb poem. Sounds like something terrible is going to happen. Maybe Oxford will be getting back to her soon?

 

[emmer_moans]

Seeing these profiles together and thinking how Ruby has no luck with headwear...

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Don't forget her yellow rain hat

 

[Griftwood]

I would be januinely irritated if I received a message like that while waiting for a dental appt. It's irrelevant and condescending.

Imagine if she starts leaving teeth in public places as an act of kindness. ''Be led by the dreams in your heart. I also left you this tooth and I hope it will be as useful as my planner; available from Potted Panic Product, Pumpkin Bread Activity, Plinky Plonky Planners Pumpkin Productivity.''

You could clone your own Roobee out of a tooth!