Did Patrick Bateman write this? Good god
I hope you are not implying that Ruby-Erimentha is psychopath. Like she said in her book, she has 'read the DSM' and has none of the symptoms of a psychopath.
Someone, I can't remember who, coined the phrase "Erimenthsplaining" to capture how Erimentha thinks she knows more than everyone else about any topic after reading an encyclopedia entry.But seriously, imagine creating a fictional character who is 11 years old and believes she can make mental health diagnoses by reading the DSM. Erimentha is a fascinating insight into the way Ruby's mind works and her opinion of herself.
At first, I totally believing that Ruby wrote that, but then it became clear that this person had actually read at least two books, so there's no way it could be Ruby.If I had to read this thesis worthy review on Erimentha then you lot do too!
I’ve numbered the THIRTEEN screenshots in case they upload out of offer… may the odds be ever in your favour.
did Rubys alter ego Schmooby write this? (Its ruby in a fake tash and a long trench coat)If I had to read this thesis worthy review on Erimentha then you lot do too!
I’ve numbered the THIRTEEN screenshots in case they upload out of offer… may the odds be ever in your favour.
Now I want her to get accepted just to see a glimpse of Jade's manic reels of self affirmationMansfield tops survey of colleges' vegetarian food provision – The Oxford Student
Mansfield College, Oxford, has come top of a poll rating vegetarian and vegan food provision across the University. Over 200 students voted in the poll, launched at the beginning of Michaelmas term by the Oxford University Animal Ethics Society. Allan Dodd, Bursar at Mansfield College, said...www.oxfordstudent.com
The plot thickens... Mansfield College scored highest out of the Oxford colleges for vegetarian and vegan food provision.
I don't know whether she took that into consideration when choosing a college (although she may have been allocated Mansfield), but it's not unlikely.
What if she does get accepted... the snootiness over Jade and Jack is going to be unbearable.
Dont give her ideass hahaLyra Belacqua,
But remember when the longest she made it away from her parents at uni was 3 weeks and she didn't have half as much real work to doShe'll then vlog herself making dry as hell toast for her LANCH and talk about how ASSTHETIC Oxford is. She'll misquote and act out any poetry that describes Oxford.
The porter will be asking them "get off the grass"But remember when the longest she made it away from her parents at uni was 3 weeks and she didn't have half as much real work to dorip mummy and daddy bones, hope you like sleeping in your van in front of the college every weekend
I think she'll get in and inevitably crash and burn when reality is not what she dreamed of or expectedI think she will get in, and then we will get daily vlogs of her walking Oxford streets, with camera perched on the pavement as she walks by with her nose pointed high in the air, her childish long hair matted and swishing, perhaps she will also cosplay as Lyra Belacqua, pretending she has a little daemon of her own.
She'll then vlog herself making dry as hell toast for her LANCH and talk about how ASSTHETIC Oxford is. She'll misquote and act out any poetry that describes Oxford.
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?