Ruby Granger #36 Pumpkin Bread Activity

[Griftwood]

Her diet is also very carb heavy, so she's not getting the actual building blocks she needs to regenerate cells. A handful of edamame beans and half a teaspoonful of peanut butter does not get you very far, and she avoids all fats like the plague - from what I've seen. Of course it's possible she's eating loads more off camera and just likes to ED bait people, what do I know, but that would also go towards explaining the balding etc.

 

[Blue_Letters]

The purple prose mixed with endless attempts at doubling down on silly mistakes is going to make me dry heave.

*magenta prose*

 

[ExposedMattress]

my guess: something about time and books oh and sleeping

True to form this must have been recorded a long time ago. Unfortunately because she had those bedsheets on for 3 months we can’t pin-point it any more specifically than September- December.

 

[cravencandi]

She has shown off her latest read on her Goodreads "The Awakening" by Kate Chopin which she gave a lovely 2 stars. Someone asked her why and I was half-tempted to state it was probably because she barely read it.

 

[scrantonstrangler]

I found this job posting from 30+ days ago (the submission deadline was January 4, 2023). It's the only recent job posting I've seen for the school. I wonder if this is what she was hired for. It's part time, a temporary contract, etc. I'm definitely not sure, however. Ruby is only listed as "English" and it's really vague what she does and how her schedule is so short and flexible.

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Also a zero hours contract means that she's not required to be there or get hours if they don't have any for the employee to work.

I don't necessarily think she saw a job posting and went through the hiring process- she's a nepotism hire and she probably asked for work/they offered her work and basically made up a job for her lol. Just gave her something to do, like when a small child asks to help with something so you give them an unimportant task so they feel important and responsible. It's not something you needed done and may even make your work harder but you do it for the kid. That's Ruby, everyone in her life treating her with kid gloves, but nobody with any sense would give her an important job that needed to be done properly

 

[SinNombre22]

Technically, I'm not in a gap year because I am doing my dissertation, but in 2022 I panicked because as Ruby I didn't have anything to put in my CV besides a very short period of teaching. So, I volunteered online (see Ruby, I didn't leave my house and managed to be productive) and worked on 30 projects for different Non profits. It filled my CV, give me a better understanding of how to freelance, I made contacts and I feel less behind my peers. You can do so much in one year.

 

[Thehogonthelog]

Another incredible arts and crafts project from Rooby - a haphazardly cut linen to throw over her computer. It included her signature move - NOT ironing it out.

 

[ECH]

I bet her mum has to do all her laundry still, and I bet she draws the line and making Ruby's bed and that's why the bedsheets don't get changed for ages.

I don't think her mum is much of a cleaner either based on the state of most of their house

 

[StatusWoe]

OMG she's still going on about Alexander Pope potentially being a Romantic poet! Like, she says she read somewhere that there's some debate as to whether he is or he isn't! I can't even.

Maybe Ruby means that he was fond of rom-coms. His favourite was Love, ACKSHULLY.

edit: I’m currently taking a class (yay Open University!) in literary history starting with the 18th century, so my focus on this topic is laser sharp atm

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Oh that sounds really interesting. How's it going? OU courses are great. I've been studying art history for the past 2 years (part-time). The subject wasn't available at my sixth form so I'm making up for it now.

 

[LostGhosts]

I passionately hate this bullshit trend of just regular sentences turned into a "poem" because there is a line break. Looking at you Rupi Kaur.

Hitting the enter
key, here and there,
does not, in any circumstances,
make this statement
a
poem.

Have we had a thread title yet with Ruby Kaur in it yet? Could do Ruby Kaur, poems are poor and book is a bore

 

[Griftwood]

If her next video is titled 'university is keeping us from learning' with her VARRY SYARIOSS face in the thumbnail and lots of rambling nonsense about how university isn't worth it and WEE SHUD AWL LAHHRN FOR OURSALVES BECAUSE THE ADDJUKAYSHONAL SYSTEM DOESN'T APPRECIATE US, we'll know what's up.

I want this now, with a HOW DAHHH YOU! thrown in

 

[Deeznutslol]

"Ruby, can't help but notice you're several hours late for work, is everything okay?"
"Yahh, syo sowry, oiy...was wahhrking on planning a YEECHEEB vidyeeyow."
"A what-now?"
"A YEECHEEB vidyeeyow. Oiy've been potting it off fwore ages naow."
"Umm...what the heck is Yee-cheeb? Is that a medical thing?"
"Nyooo, Yeecheeb! Yoo knyow, it's an internat platfworm whaahr yeeu cheese videeyows to watch and than yeeu watch tham."
"And this...Yeecheeb was important enough to skip the first three hours of your shift for?"
"Oh yas, Yeecheeb is moiy wahhrk, and this is moiy traditional job, syo Yeecheeb always takes prassedant, syo oiyy johst did that and thannn had a quick cwoffee and thann oiyy lafft.."
"...It's becoming very clear, very quickly that many mistakes were made in hiring you to work in the English department."

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She "works" a 3 hour day. This is not a job, this is the school doing community outreach to give a local hermit a reason to leave their dusty home for a few hours.

3 hours a day????????? Nahhhhhh. The real world is gonna hit her like a train at some point lmfao

 

[missmina]

With how dirty her hands always are for days on end, how rarely she changes her bedsheets and how disgusting her cleaning skills are (like leaving huge chunks of food and muck on plates and calling them "clean"), I'd be shocked if she showers more than once a fortnight.

Now I'm having flashbacks to that time she showed herself going on a run by...putting her hand over the camera and then taking it away as if to hide a cut, but she clearly hadn't moved.

Before:

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Look how much physical exertion happened! She HONNASTLY left the room, SINCEYEAAHLY!

And then she proved that she JANUINELY showered by...

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...wandering into her shower room pretending it's perfectly normal to shower fully clothed.

This is beautiful, such grandma vibes

Honestly, I don’t think she ever did actually intense exercise. She only goes for walk, pretends to run, does few yoga poses or trampoline jumps and that’s it. It’s barely any exercise.

 

[gossip_guy]

Her "ron" almost certainly amounted to her getting changed then spending 30 seconds jogging in the yard and grimacing for the camera just to get an insert shot, then she immediately came back inside.

She's just incapable of having a video show her just do one everyday thing, it has to have some fabricated multitasking shoehorned in there to show she's AWLWHEYS busy and juggling things.

 

[gossip_guy]

Welp, Jack Edwards is shutting down his stationery company. Ponky Poddifee won’t be far behind. My guess is, Sixteenth were tied in a five-year contract with whatever miserable shed these planners come out of.

Oh no! That's one less thing for her to shoehorn into her vlogs to fake prove how prodocktive she is! Whatavver will she dyoo?!

And unlike Jack, she never even got a Waterstones partnership out of it.

 

[Hannahebee]

So in her latest Tiktok she left the house to go to work at 10am today, I have to say this is a very odd time to go to work because surely she should be going in much earlier than this, but the fact that she keeps going to work later in the day tells me that she can't be doing that much work in the school for her to be going at this time. Does anyone else find this odd.

 

[Griftwood]

how does she gets invited to those events? through her management or does her father have connections maybe?

It must be through her management and previous deals - she stayed in a Kimpton hotel on her Scotland trip so maybe there's a connection there?

Her speech looks and sounds like she's just randomly making it in the middle of a busy restaurant while people are trying to enjoy their meal

edit: except it looks to be a mostly empty restaurant lol - "intimate" = Roobee, mummy and the hotel's PR person?

 

[emmer_moans]

If she does get in I hope she leaves her former Youtube acquaintance, Molly, alone, remember she had signs of an ED, signs of relapsing then deleted all her YouTube videos? I hope she is doing well. The last thing she needs is Roooobeeee asking to meet for ass-stetic matcha lattes, for content.

 

[gossip_guy]

Ngl the only reason I want Ruby to get accepted is coz I know how triggered the other dickhead studytubers like Jade and Jack will be lmfao

Imagine her getting accepted into Oxford the same week Jack is absolutely buried in controversy. After years of her being the one to cause herself non-stop bad PR while Jack gets endless success and a Waterstones deal, this'd be like Christmas come early for her.

 

[JustVibing]

We stan a frugal queen

This is literally why she did choose to post this I guess? She's so out of touch with the world that she thinks choosing the cheaper of two ski goggles is a humble brag. Like, she could just have bought the goggles and NOT make a tiktok about it? Again shes just flashing her privilege at everyone and thinks its a humble move, I cant even with her. Also how she doesnt even notice the way this makes her performative environmentalism crumble completly.
I mean, I get it, she has privilege, and noone is 100% perfect in regards to eco living. But since she has chose to make this half her brand, why show it??