Holding a book while brushing your teeth is impressively childish, Ruby. No one's going to believe that you're actually reading it, you're just ruining the poor book and making yourself look like an idiot. I'm so annoyed by her constant need to be better and more productive than everyone else... Other people actually read big adult books, Ruby! They don't play the role of a quirky day-dreaming bookworm, they don't pretend to read all day long and be so engrossed in a book that it's impossible to put in down for a few minutes. They just read it in their free time between multiple jobs, taking care of the kids and cleaning the house.
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Look at the right side of the video, what the hell is going on with the sheets??? I remember similar thing was discussed here before so this is her normal
Oh for the love of god, sure, mindfulness and romanticizing your life are great or whatever but I really hope she checked for ticks or other bugs after that lying in the forest thing
Next video: cottagecore productive Lyme disease routine of a bookworm *aesthetic*
Next video: cottagecore productive Lyme disease routine of a bookworm *aesthetic*
She's turned into HollyWorried Roobee’s creativity might have been all spent creating thedepacle
that was her final term’s coursework? Never fear! She continues to bring new, fresh content to us! So fresh it’s practically steaming, in fact.
She needs to make her bed properly, this annoys me so much. Miss perfection and organised and productive doesn't know how to put the sheets on her bedLook at the right side of the video, what the hell is going on with the sheets??? I remember similar thing was discussed here before so this is her normal
You mean the sheet trailing on the floor, or the fact that it's not covering the bed? Yeah, Ruby's sheets are weird like everything else in her life.Look at the right side of the video, what the hell is going on with the sheets??? I remember similar thing was discussed here before so this is her normal
Her sheets remind me of when small human is been useful and made his bed
Being posh isn't exclusively a southern thing lol, you aren't automatically not posh just because you're northern
Omg she used to watch The Simpsons. Maybe she is trolling us after all!
Ruby's "night" starts at 4:30pm.
"OIY....really like to use a nice nyotebook," Ruby says, not using her Ponkin' Podducktivtee Nyotebook, which says everything, "...and a nice fountain PAN whan oiy'm dyooing wroiyting becozz...it jost makes the whole thing...Seymour Spashul."
I assume Seymour Spashul is one of the new diverse, well-developed, three-dimensional characters in her upcoming masterwork of fiction.
" [AWKWARD EDIT]--ALGHYTVV THE TOIYME oiy think that the pro-sass of dyoing something is jost as impyortant as the thing itsalf."
Ruby's "processes" for doing things are just endless layers of redundant, performative, superficial stupidity. She's more focused on the aesthetics of everything she does than actually getting anything done, which is probably why she's shown no improvement in anything she does in 7 years+. She also looks completely bleeping miserable again.
If that's true, then show it, Ruby. For far too long you've encouraged dangerously unhealthy eating habits and lied about anything and everything. If you want to set a responsible example for your mostly young and impressionable audience, then show the full portion of food that you eat. Show yourself eating a full, healthy nutritious meal.
Ruby can't and doesn't do that, because she didn't eat any more than you see here. If anything, she ate less.
What she does show is alarming. Ruby is still of the impression that if you time-lapse footage, that the sped-up playback will fool everyone into thinking a lot happened in that footage that flew by.
She was very busy and definitely not just pacing back and forth across her room. She was very productive and definitely not just staring mindlessly at her monitor for 20 minutes. She ate a lot and definitely didn't just play with the tiny amount of food on her plate.
She's also apparently too bleeping stupid to realise that people can just play those timelapse segments back frame by frame.
Spoilers: She just played with the tiny about of food on her plate and ate practically nothing.
She starts by showing herself awkwardly dismantling the small slice of bread she has, tearing the centre out and crumbling it to nothing, taking a tiny bite of what little is left on the crust.
She then picks up a small wedge of cheese, takes the world's tiniest bite, then puts it back:
She puts this olive on her plate:
She picks it up, puts it in her mouth, then puts it back on the plate, completely intact.
After that, she takes the smallest, saddest sliver of lettuce leaf she can get.
Then she decides that, of all the foods available to her, this crumb of bread crust is what she's going to eat:
Her mum hands her some crisps. She eats a couple of the smallest ones, then takes another teensy bite of that cheese wedge.
The tiny cheese wedge after Ruby somehow manages three bites of it:
How? The original piece barely had enough to comprise a single bite's worth, Ruby's playing it out with tiny nibbles.
She eats a couple more tiny crisps, then picks up that olive again, puts in in her mouth again, then spits it back out and puts it back on her plate again. She shoves that olive in her mouth and puts it back four times before finally just chewing and eating it. It's an olive. It's a one-and-done food, not something that requires multiple tries.
She picks up a few crisps at once, not even a baby-sized handful, takes a tiny bite and puts the rest back.
Ruby does that with everything on her plate - plays with her food, rearranges her plate, drags out each tiny bit of food with multiple miniscule bites to give her mum or the audience the impression that she's actually eating. Even sped up, it still looks like she eats nothing, which she's well aware of, hence the protest-too-much disclaimer.
She tops off the ED-baiting bull with her dessert - a single square of chocolate. Again, it's a one-bite food. But Ruby does her now-patented "Take a pained, awkward single bite with the camera pointed at face, then wave the remaining food at the camera as if to say 'Lyook, I eat things!' then throw the rest away off-camera" move.
None of this needed to be in here. This is supposed to be a night routine. None of this footage takes place at night.
And if Ruby insists on showing her evening "meal", there was absolutely nothing stopping her from including footage of everything she ate, or her full plate before she started. But she didn't, because there was nothing more to show.
Like she does every single time, Ruby just claims all the proof that she's not a liar and a terrible person but a very productive and healthy genius happened off-screen. She acts like a flimsy, last-second disclaimer will excuse and explain all the problematic tit happening on-screen.
She's been asked numerous times by numerous people to stop doing this tit, to stop cramming footage of her eating disorder into videos where food footage doesn't belong, but she just chooses to ignore it and constantly peddle her dangerous habits to an impressionable audience. What an indescribable piece of tit.
After changing outfits to show that she's successfully starved herself to the point where she can still wear clothes from when she was a child - like her "Bite Back" t-shirt - she shows that her leisure activities exclusively involve watching TV intended only for young children. First it's Mallory Towers, which she watches in "the snog" while drinking "PAPPERMINT TEA" with mummy.
There's nothing wrong with watching the occasional TV show from your youth for a little nostalgia. There's also plenty of shows/movies that are technically aimed at children but are equally entertaining for adults, like Pixar movies. Mallory Towers isn't either of those things, and the only TV shows, films and books that Ruby actually engages with are ones aimed exclusively at children featuring pre-teen girls.
There's a whole wealth of grown-up movies and TV shows set at boarding schools that would fit the Dark Academia interests she claims to have, but those usually feature mature teenagers and that's not going to cater to her weird fixation on young girls, so Mallory Towers it is.
After Ruby's mummy encourages her childhood fixations again, it's time for her eating disorder to come out to play again. They have "vegan dyonuts", although there's only one small donut cut in half for some reason. It's little more than a mouthful. Ruby takes the tiniest bite possible, to the point where she's just eating a large crumb, which she chews for far longer than necessary.
And then back to the weird regression into childhood.
Ruby claims that after watching something with mummy she usually acts like a big girl and watches something in her room without parental supervision. She's not allowed to stay up too late though, apparently, because she only allows herself to watch "either an appisyode of somm-thing, part of a myooovie or s'myoochyoobe". Watching a feature-length movie in the evening as an adult would be unacceptable and would keep her up far past her 9pm bedtime.
She also won't watch anything intended for over 12s, so she she's going to watch "Dog with a Flog" - her favourite Disney Channel show, apparently, even though she gets the name wrong.
She claims that her absolute favourite show - 'Dobermann on the 'gram', 'Affenpinscher Influencer' or 'Cane Corso: Content Creator', whatever she thinks it might be called - was her inspiration for wearing ties at the age of 12.
To prove it, she shows this picture of herself in a school uniform, aged 20...
Because in her mind, Ruby never stopped being 12.
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There's also lots of grown-up shows and movies on there, too. Like Shark Beach with Chris Hemsworth, in which Thor either fights, rides or saves sharks, which would tie in with Ruby's fake interest in shark conservation. But nope. Kids' shows and only kids' shows.
Ruby goes through her pre-bed cleansing routine, which all seems especially pointless when she's just going to jump into her filthy bed with dirt-and-dust-covered sheets and pillows which have been tossed all over her grimy floor and not changed in forever.
She also says she takes Vitamin D and iron. If she spends as much time outdoors in the sun (without properly-applied sun cream) as she claims, I'm not sure why Vitamin D is necessary. You're also supposed to take it with food, not on an empty stomach.
Ruby films herself loudly slamming doors open and shut to wander around outside while it's pitch black for some reason. "I don't usually do this," she says.
Well then it's not your routine, is it? So it has no place in this video, you dumbass.
After doing "brackfast meal prap" even though she has nothing to get ready for in the morning, she slaps more cleaning products on and then jumps into this bacteria farm of a bed. Mattress exposed yet again. Same filthy bedding she's had on for months. Her bed sheet is hanging off the mattress and draped all over the floor in the same position it was in her video weeks ago, so she hasn't adjusted it or properly made the bed since. But yes, a little Glossier will help keep the Ebola at bay.
REMAMBER, AVVERYONE, SHE'S VARRY JARMAPHOBIC!
Fantastic recap, but I wanted to react with the sad face for the eating bits, there's no denying now with those screengrabs that she needs help, why doesn't she get it?! So frustrating, she has the time and the money to get the support. None of the food stuff should have been included in the routine.
It’s really frustrating. She’s doing it so blatantly, too, that she’s clearly looking for attention from someone, but I’m not even sure what she hopes to accomplish by including it in her videos.
I went back through the picnic footage again and it's even worse - she takes four bites of that single olive and still doesn't even finish it, she puts a chunk back on the plate.
Like you say, if she wanted help, she's fortunate enough to have parents who would clearly bend over backwards to do anything she wanted and the time and money to get all the support she could ever need. The best thing she could do with this year is get therapy, because her ED and childhood fixation have already started getting worse again.
If she wanted sympathy, then all she has to do is acknowledge the obvious and say she has an eating disorder and she'd get all the sympathy in the world. If she doesn't want help, then that's incredibly sad, but she's well aware that people have noticed, so she should keep that off-screen and avoid putting food content in every video if she doesn't want it mentioned.
Instead she's chose the worst of both options, shoving blatant ED-baiting in every video to get a reaction from people who'll spot it and recognise it, while denying it and acting like it's totally normal so that naïve fans will take her at her word, leap to her defence and emulate her habits.
So germaphobic in fact, that she would never do anything like lying directly on the ground in the same woods where she (and presumably anyone else who lives round there) takes their dogs to micturate and defecate. Oh, hang on …
I wonder if her childhood obsession has at least in part something to do with size. I know when I was at my worst I would look at skinny 10 year olds and desperately wanted to look like them.
If it's so hot why is she in full body pyjamas, both in bed and doing yoga in them? It was almost too hot to wear a t-shirt last week. Unless it's older footage.
She changed into the pajamas she sleeps at night early in the afternoon, then continued to DO YOGA OUTSIDE with wet hair hanging loose, eat outside, watch tv in two separate rooms for several hours, go outside again in the dark and then get into her actual bed in the same pajamas. Doesn't seem hygienic or comfortable (and also proves that she didn't do any household chores like cleaning the dinner table) but ok.
The portion size warning is ridiculous. For once the plate actually seemed quite full from a quick glance, I wouldn't pay any attention to it if she didn't desperately add some weird ED baiting text.
The portion size warning is ridiculous. For once the plate actually seemed quite full from a quick glance, I wouldn't pay any attention to it if she didn't desperately add some weird ED baiting text.
I used to read a book while brushing my teeth when I was like 10
but it's funny because Ruby is trying to make herself seem like a bookworm who is so engrossed in the book she can't put it down, yet to get that footage she would have had to set her camera up in the right place...so clearly not that engrossed - Status