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gossip_guy
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hellodarling
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This comment on one of her outfit of the days is the funniest shit I’ve ever read
gossip_guy
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Ruby, you don't know who these children are! Why would you be invested in who of them is announced as head girl?!
Someone needs to lock her up. It's 'padded cell, throw away the key' time.
rubysdeadfly
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"the morning dew glistened on her finger tips. Like grease" bby girl what kind of imagery is thatView attachment 1391542
Girl what is we doin????
This was a painful read. I don't even know where to begin lmao
braginskayas
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Can "A warm milky mug of applestoodle tea" be the next thread title?
queencarmen
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This might sound horrible but she really just didn't grasp the point of university at all did she? You're meant to work smart and balance your work with newfound friendships and hobbies and growing up and all she did was uni work 24/7 and probably came out with the same grade as a lot of her classmates who found the right balance
teflonpanda
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Re: the first question - no, Ruby has never mentioned anything about having a partner. She's never talked about dating/her sexuality afaik. Personally, I think it crosses a line to speculate about her virginity on here (especially since virginity is a social construct anyway, and women should never be shamed/criticized for their supposed 'virginity status', or for not having a boyfriend, imho).
gossip_guy
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Ruby's "night" starts at 4:30pm.
"OIY....really like to use a nice nyotebook," Ruby says, not using her Ponkin' Podducktivtee Nyotebook, which says everything, "...and a nice fountain PAN whan oiy'm dyooing wroiyting becozz...it jost makes the whole thing...Seymour Spashul."
I assume Seymour Spashul is one of the new diverse, well-developed, three-dimensional characters in her upcoming masterwork of fiction.
" [AWKWARD EDIT]--ALGHYTVV THE TOIYME oiy think that the pro-sass of dyoing something is jost as impyortant as the thing itsalf."
Ruby's "processes" for doing things are just endless layers of redundant, performative, superficial stupidity. She's more focused on the aesthetics of everything she does than actually getting anything done, which is probably why she's shown no improvement in anything she does in 7 years+. She also looks completely fucking miserable again.
If that's true, then show it, Ruby. For far too long you've encouraged dangerously unhealthy eating habits and lied about anything and everything. If you want to set a responsible example for your mostly young and impressionable audience, then show the full portion of food that you eat. Show yourself eating a full, healthy nutritious meal.
Ruby can't and doesn't do that, because she didn't eat any more than you see here. If anything, she ate less.
What she does show is alarming. Ruby is still of the impression that if you time-lapse footage, that the sped-up playback will fool everyone into thinking a lot happened in that footage that flew by.
She was very busy and definitely not just pacing back and forth across her room. She was very productive and definitely not just staring mindlessly at her monitor for 20 minutes. She ate a lot and definitely didn't just play with the tiny amount of food on her plate.
She's also apparently too fucking stupid to realise that people can just play those timelapse segments back frame by frame.
Spoilers: She just played with the tiny about of food on her plate and ate practically nothing.
She starts by showing herself awkwardly dismantling the small slice of bread she has, tearing the centre out and crumbling it to nothing, taking a tiny bite of what little is left on the crust.
She then picks up a small wedge of cheese, takes the world's tiniest bite, then puts it back:
She puts this olive on her plate:
She picks it up, puts it in her mouth, then puts it back on the plate, completely intact.
After that, she takes the smallest, saddest sliver of lettuce leaf she can get.
Then she decides that, of all the foods available to her, this crumb of bread crust is what she's going to eat:
Her mum hands her some crisps. She eats a couple of the smallest ones, then takes another teensy bite of that cheese wedge.
The tiny cheese wedge after Ruby somehow manages three bites of it:
How? The original piece barely had enough to comprise a single bite's worth, Ruby's playing it out with tiny nibbles.
She eats a couple more tiny crisps, then picks up that olive again, puts in in her mouth again, then spits it back out and puts it back on her plate again. She shoves that olive in her mouth and puts it back four times before finally just chewing and eating it. It's an olive. It's a one-and-done food, not something that requires multiple tries.
She picks up a few crisps at once, not even a baby-sized handful, takes a tiny bite and puts the rest back.
Ruby does that with everything on her plate - plays with her food, rearranges her plate, drags out each tiny bit of food with multiple miniscule bites to give her mum or the audience the impression that she's actually eating. Even sped up, it still looks like she eats nothing, which she's well aware of, hence the protest-too-much disclaimer.
She tops off the ED-baiting bullshit with her dessert - a single square of chocolate. Again, it's a one-bite food. But Ruby does her now-patented "Take a pained, awkward single bite with the camera pointed at face, then wave the remaining food at the camera as if to say 'Lyook, I eat things!' then throw the rest away off-camera" move.
None of this needed to be in here. This is supposed to be a night routine. None of this footage takes place at night.
And if Ruby insists on showing her evening "meal", there was absolutely nothing stopping her from including footage of everything she ate, or her full plate before she started. But she didn't, because there was nothing more to show.
Like she does every single time, Ruby just claims all the proof that she's not a liar and a terrible person but a very productive and healthy genius happened off-screen. She acts like a flimsy, last-second disclaimer will excuse and explain all the problematic shit happening on-screen.
She's been asked numerous times by numerous people to stop doing this shit, to stop cramming footage of her eating disorder into videos where food footage doesn't belong, but she just chooses to ignore it and constantly peddle her dangerous habits to an impressionable audience. What an indescribable piece of shit.
After changing outfits to show that she's successfully starved herself to the point where she can still wear clothes from when she was a child - like her "Bite Back" t-shirt - she shows that her leisure activities exclusively involve watching TV intended only for young children. First it's Mallory Towers, which she watches in "the snog" while drinking "PAPPERMINT TEA" with mummy.
There's nothing wrong with watching the occasional TV show from your youth for a little nostalgia. There's also plenty of shows/movies that are technically aimed at children but are equally entertaining for adults, like Pixar movies. Mallory Towers isn't either of those things, and the only TV shows, films and books that Ruby actually engages with are ones aimed exclusively at children featuring pre-teen girls.
There's a whole wealth of grown-up movies and TV shows set at boarding schools that would fit the Dark Academia interests she claims to have, but those usually feature mature teenagers and that's not going to cater to her weird fixation on young girls, so Mallory Towers it is.
After Ruby's mummy encourages her childhood fixations again, it's time for her eating disorder to come out to play again. They have "vegan dyonuts", although there's only one small donut cut in half for some reason. It's little more than a mouthful. Ruby takes the tiniest bite possible, to the point where she's just eating a large crumb, which she chews for far longer than necessary.
And then back to the weird regression into childhood.
Ruby claims that after watching something with mummy she usually acts like a big girl and watches something in her room without parental supervision. She's not allowed to stay up too late though, apparently, because she only allows herself to watch "either an appisyode of somm-thing, part of a myooovie or s'myoochyoobe". Watching a feature-length movie in the evening as an adult would be unacceptable and would keep her up far past her 9pm bedtime.
She also won't watch anything intended for over 12s, so she she's going to watch "Dog with a Flog" - her favourite Disney Channel show, apparently, even though she gets the name wrong.
She claims that her absolute favourite show - 'Dobermann on the 'gram', 'Affenpinscher Influencer' or 'Cane Corso: Content Creator', whatever she thinks it might be called - was her inspiration for wearing ties at the age of 12.
To prove it, she shows this picture of herself in a school uniform, aged 20...
Because in her mind, Ruby never stopped being 12.
Ruby is delighted that thanks to Nyord V.P. Anne, she can finally access
There's also lots of grown-up shows and movies on there, too. Like Shark Beach with Chris Hemsworth, in which Thor either fights, rides or saves sharks, which would tie in with Ruby's fake interest in shark conservation. But nope. Kids' shows and only kids' shows.
Ruby goes through her pre-bed cleansing routine, which all seems especially pointless when she's just going to jump into her filthy bed with dirt-and-dust-covered sheets and pillows which have been tossed all over her grimy floor and not changed in forever.
She also says she takes Vitamin D and iron. If she spends as much time outdoors in the sun (without properly-applied sun cream) as she claims, I'm not sure why Vitamin D is necessary. You're also supposed to take it with food, not on an empty stomach.
Ruby films herself loudly slamming doors open and shut to wander around outside while it's pitch black for some reason. "I don't usually do this," she says.
Well then it's not your routine, is it? So it has no place in this video, you dumbass.
After doing "brackfast meal prap" even though she has nothing to get ready for in the morning, she slaps more cleaning products on and then jumps into this bacteria farm of a bed. Mattress exposed yet again. Same filthy bedding she's had on for months. Her bed sheet is hanging off the mattress and draped all over the floor in the same position it was in her video weeks ago, so she hasn't adjusted it or properly made the bed since. But yes, a little Glossier will help keep the Ebola at bay.
REMAMBER, AVVERYONE, SHE'S VARRY JARMAPHOBIC!
judgejohndeed
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I just watched Eve Bennett's update video (clearly doing a round up of study youtubers I'd forgotten existed) and wow, what a difference in how she presents compared with Ruby. Seems like she's suddenly grown up, moving to London to pursue a vocational course, living with a boyfriend. I do find it really sad to see people like Ruby and Holly Gabrielle just haven't progressed past education. This studytube stuff probably doesn't help, they seem so socially stunted.
Deeznutslol
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Exactly, why do people even care if she’s had sex or not? Like come on are you actually 14 to be asking if someone has lost their V card yet
Deeandra2020
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Is that an order?
No... I don't think i will.
gossip_guy
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I watched Jack Edwards' latest lie-filled, Ruby-esque 'I pretended to read 7 books in 7 days' video and this unintentional bit of Ruby shade stood out:
Jack: "I don't really love reading books about bullying or about being a teenager. When you're in your early twenties you don't really want to read about being a teenager. I also thought the characters in this book were too mature for their age and too precocious to be believable."
Ruby:
Jack: "I don't really love reading books about bullying or about being a teenager. When you're in your early twenties you don't really want to read about being a teenager. I also thought the characters in this book were too mature for their age and too precocious to be believable."
Ruby:
Deeznutslol
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Not to be petty, but if you’re planting from seeds in ‘spring’ the chances of you having a fully grown rose bush able to produce actual roses by June the same year is slim to none considering the germination process alone takes about 6 weeks lmfaoView attachment 1391542
Girl what is we doin????
This was a painful read. I don't even know where to begin lmao
Satisfying Click
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Lord have mercy, but that collar, takes me back to when I saw Jurassic Park in the cinema
Welshgal
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Welcome and don’t forget to mark these threads as one of your read books for this year.