Ruby Granger #26 Ruby Granger is a bad writer

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*Most* of her viewers probably are 12 to 17. And then there are the other ones. Ruby’s audience seems to be made up of young ‘intellecshuals’ who desperately try to outdo each other with the verbosity of their comments, or middle-aged blokes with usernames like ‘kevin46’ who leave really quite odd comments about how lovely Ruby is. She has a very … diverse audience.
A significant portion of her viewers also seem to be middle-aged or elderly women for some reason?
 
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*Most* of her viewers probably are 12 to 17. And then there are the other ones. Ruby’s audience seems to be made up of young ‘intellecshuals’ who desperately try to outdo each other with the verbosity of their comments, or middle-aged blokes with usernames like ‘kevin46’ who leave really quite odd comments about how lovely Ruby is. She has a very … diverse audience.
Oh, that is a bit creepy :O

Is there a way to see a statistic that shows follower age or something? I am curious.

A significant portion of her viewers also seem to be middle-aged or elderly women for some reason?
Mother Granger's friends? Possibly?

By the way I thought "Mother Granger" was a fun nickname this forum had made up for her but then I saw that it is actually her instagram name :O
 
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A significant portion of her viewers also seem to be middle-aged or elderly women for some reason?
Oh yeah, I forgot about the contingent of grandmas from the mid-West who seem to find Ruby ‘wholesome’. I suppose, being fair, she does have a diverse audience, it’s just made up of quite oddly specific groups.
 
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Why does she look like she's 10 and her mummy just told her she doesn't get a day off from school for her birthday?
Because she wishes she was 10 and her mummy told her she had to be a big girl and stay home alone while her and daddy go on holiday.
 
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Okay I was too curious and clicked on her latest video and clicked to see the comments in chronological order (newest first) and many people stated their age for some reason (or when they finished their studies) so a quick summary of the first comments:

- I'm finishing high school this year (so 17/18?)
- it's been two years since I've been out of college (24ish?)
- last year as an undergraduate (22ish?)
- I'm 31
- I started a master at age 42
- I relate to this at 26
- had my last school day last week (18?)
- gonna start university this summer (18?)
- been studying at uni for 7 years (25ish?)
- finished high school last year (19?)
- I graduated (22ish or older?)

Too lazy to do more. But many seem to be older than Ruby and then many around 18. Didn't find a teen or child but then again only did a little scroll.

By the way, she says in the comments she'll take a gap year and then do a master's. Did she ever say what she will do during the gap year?
 
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She'll do uncoordinated gymnastics while nobody pays attention and Ruby wishes her mummy were there to cheer her on and tell her how talented she is every time she almost lands on her face and shatters her spine.

Ruby does more bad trampolining, and is constantly bleeping up her landings. Not-so-coincidentally, she hasn't eaten anything all "day", supposedly felt ill from exhaustion earlier this "day" and only took a ten minute rest, and now has no coordination. I'm sure those things aren't related, though...
to be fair - as someone who got to grade 12 trampolining in secondary school alongside cheerleading and other similar sports, she isn’t BAD so much as I think she seriously underestimates her weight against the elastic grid trampoline rather than the standard home tramps. Proper trampolines can go a lot deeper bc when u rly get into it like Olympic level, and ur say a 5”10 man, you need to get a lot of bounce before doing the crazy stuffs. And to reply to @zoeanned from previous thread, when Ruby’s bouncing on her back she’s just doing backdrops it’s honestly a lot more controlled than it looks. I’m about Ruby’s height (5”1ish) but much broader build but as a teen I would go rocketing about, her tucks are much cleaner than mine ever were to be honest but she’s clearly too scared to go into them without generating a lot of power beforehand so she just shoots off. I know this is just very long winded but just my two cents cos tbh getting out the house and interacting with ppl can’t be a bad thing for Ruby , it’s just dangerous she’s going to be doing it presumably with low blood sugar and far more prone to passing out. My instructor kept a lil box ofnature valley bars so we could have a snack cos most of us came straight after school
 
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I also don't think that she's bad at sports. Obviously not a great champion or anything but she is a lot more athletic than I would have guessed.

But yeah, worried about her not eating lots and exercising. She looked very skinny and pale in that video.

By the way I found this old gem "How to be like Hermione at the beach" (honestly loved these when I was younger) and it is just crazy how much she has changed. She looked so much healthier (thicker hair, healthy skin):

 
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There was a brief window of hope for Ruby's future until I learned she brought her tailcoat along on the red carpet. :ROFLMAO:

The fairest thing I can say is that it wouldn't be the strangest thing someone's worn on a red carpet:

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I also don't think that she's bad at sports. Obviously not a great champion or anything but she is a lot more athletic than I would have guessed.

But yeah, worried about her not eating lots and exercising. She looked very skinny and pale in that video.

By the way I found this old gem "How to be like Hermione at the beach" (honestly loved these when I was younger) and it is just crazy how much she has changed. She looked so much healthier (thicker hair, healthy skin):

How did you even find this? Are there more? lol
 
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How did you even find this? Are there more? lol
My friend and I watched her when we were much younger and loved these :p She is Chinese and found them.

I guess when you put her name in the search bar there more will come up but there are many recent ones too.
 
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What gets me is how random this is. Ruby would never in a million years watch a Netflix show like Anatomy of a Scandal. Most of her followers are probably too young to watch it anyway. So why did they have her there?
I think it's a combination of Sixteenth not caring and the PR reps for Netflix UK not giving a tit either.

Sixteenth go "Ooh, we can get influencers with hundreds of thousands of followers to advertise your show!" and then tell anyone free to attend, regardless of their audience/suitability just so they can brag about a big brand partnership. Netflix see the follower count and toss them an invite because it costs them essentially nothing. Ruby sees "free stuff" and a chance to lie about something for money and attention and doesn't think twice.

But no consideration is given by anyone involved that the thing they're advertising doesn't suit anyone's brand at all.

Influencers like Ruby or Jack walk the red carpet and feel VARRY important, and everyone else thinks "Who the hell are these people and when will actual celebrities arrive?" Ruby looks like a greedy shill yet again, suddenly showing an interest in something she's never expressed an interest in when there's a brand deal to be had, but will never mention it again. And Sixteenth just look like a cattle market, greedily herding their "talent" to fuctions and brand sponsorships that do not fit their brand in any way.

Nobody comes off looking particularly good really.
 
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My friend and I watched her when we were much younger and loved these :p She is Chinese and found them.

I guess when you put her name in the search bar there more will come up but there are many recent ones too.
Awesome haha. I wish I spoke Chinese so I could navigate my way through the site :ROFLMAO:
 
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Why eat an actual chocolate egg for once, when you have the opportunity to showcase how very little you eat by just using flavoured bleeping water for your half-portion of porridge? Oh and don’t forget beetroot and other weight-loss aids!

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Why eat an actual chocolate egg for once, when you have the opportunity to showcase how very little you eat by just using flavoured bleeping water for your half-portion of porridge? Oh and don’t forget beetroot and other weight-loss aids!

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That‘s like five teaspoons of "food". What the duck. Like. I often eat smaller portions than normal due to my own issues, but THAT is utterly ridiculous.
 
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I'm just so confused about putting a teabag in the porridge, it doesn't feel right. And the fact that small portion is about half powders than actual food. It's just weird combinations of food again
 
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okay i got a one week holiday rn does anyone else feel like going on a trip to the rich and filthy and cooking a real meal for ruby rather than bleeping oats in tea? and why is this stressing me out so much
 
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Why eat an actual chocolate egg for once, when you have the opportunity to showcase how very little you eat by just using flavoured bleeping water for your half-portion of porridge? Oh and don’t forget beetroot and other weight-loss aids!

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You know she's reached a new low when the dead fly in the background is more nutritious a meal than the actual "food" in her bowl.

And to add insult to injury, the tea is gifted, so it's an ad, too. If I were a sponsor and saw Ruby using my product for this dangerously stupid and irresponsible bull, she'd be off our mailing list so fast.
 
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Why eat an actual chocolate egg for once, when you have the opportunity to showcase how very little you eat by just using flavoured bleeping water for your half-portion of porridge? Oh and don’t forget beetroot and other weight-loss aids!

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Nooo, what is with these bizarre porridge flavours? She's got to stop putting peas and teabags into her oats! On the topic of creme eggs, I saw that they have a ridiculous amount of sugar even by Easter chocolate standards - like 30% of your RDI - so I understand why people might want to avoid them for health reasons, but omg that's no excuse for this watery tea porridge mess.

And it's gifted again. Burn & Bend must be wasting so much of their stock on Rootabix because you see their teas at least 1x a day on her social media and it's always gifted.
 
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