Ruby Granger #26 Ruby Granger is a bad writer

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Nooo, what is with these bizarre porridge flavours? She's got to stop putting peas and teabags into her oats! On the topic of creme eggs, I saw that they have a ridiculous amount of sugar even by Easter chocolate standards - like 30% of your RDI - so I understand why people might want to avoid them for health reasons, but omg that's no excuse for this watery tea porridge mess.

And it's gifted again. Burn & Bend must be wasting so much of their stock on Rootabix because you see their teas at least 1x a day on her social media and it's always gifted.
Thats because she uses the same tea bag ten times then complains the tea is weak
 
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I also don't think that she's bad at sports. Obviously not a great champion or anything but she is a lot more athletic than I would have guessed.

But yeah, worried about her not eating lots and exercising. She looked very skinny and pale in that video.

By the way I found this old gem "How to be like Hermione at the beach" (honestly loved these when I was younger) and it is just crazy how much she has changed. She looked so much healthier (thicker hair, healthy skin):

She’s off her head in this one wtf, ‘she wouldn’t play games, she would practise her swimming’ jesus christ losen up a bit!! Why did she aspire to be the most insufferable version of hermione?!
 
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Thats because she uses the same tea bag ten times then complains the tea is weak
Good point. Maybe they've only gifted her a single teabag and she's just been getting lots of mileage out of it? 😂

She’s off her head in this one wtf, ‘she wouldn’t play games, she would practise her swimming’ jesus christ losen up a bit!! Why did she aspire to be the most insufferable version of hermione?!
This is going to sound petty, but it's bothering me how she takes a massive intake of breath before speaking, as though she's about to dive underwater, and I can't unsee the way her mouth moves in such a wide, exaggerated manner when she's talking. I've only noticed this in her earliest videos. Were these Hermoine/Emma Watson tics?
 
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Good point. Maybe they've only gifted her a single teabag and she's just been getting lots of mileage out of it? 😂



This is going to sound petty, but it's bothering me how she takes a massive intake of breath before speaking, as though she's about to dive underwater, and I can't unsee the way her mouth moves in such a wide, exaggerated manner when she's talking. I've only noticed this in her earliest videos. Were these Hermoine/Emma Watson tics?
It's her extremely over exaggerated (bad) acting. She's so eager to be 11 year old Hermione that she's taken all the worst characteristics of her and combined them into this caricature of the real character.
 
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Why eat an actual chocolate egg for once, when you have the opportunity to showcase how very little you eat by just using flavoured bleeping water for your half-portion of porridge? Oh and don’t forget beetroot and other weight-loss aids!

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Pretending people actually asked for the recipe..

I found it :ROFLMAO: ! https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1fW411n76o/ ( I never saw that peculiar video on her channel )
I actually enjoy watching her old videos where she is herself and not ED-driven, just barely staying concious and alive.
 
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Was just rewatching some old nonsense and had to take a screenshot of a particularly unsuccessful freckle rendition 😂 You can see these from the moon 🤦 (Am I alone in this? To me, there’s just something particularly cringey about drawing on freckles, especially when you’re pretending to not wear makeup.)

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does anyone remember how ruby said in her house vid that she may live in her house in the year after completing her uni degree? do u guys still think shes up to it?
 
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Was just rewatching some old nonsense
Ah yes, I sympathise. There has been a content drought lately. 😂

I love how the Easter bunny hats have made the profile pics extra amusing. @morganmichelle look, yours fits perfectly on top of Ruby's head and she looks so pleased about the unique fashion choice. It also fits in with the magician's tailcoat.

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does anyone remember how ruby said in her house vid that she may live in her house in the year after completing her uni degree? do u guys still think shes up to it?
I doubt she will and I hope she doesn’t. Mainly because it’s apparently rented out and as someone who rented for many, many years, I would be so annoyed if she turfs someone out of their ‘home’ so that she can pretend she’s going to live there. We all know she probably wouldn’t even last a night and whilst I’m not in favour of landlords, I’m much less in favour of someone having to uproot their life so that Ruby can fan about playing with a real-life doll’s house.
 
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does anyone remember how ruby said in her house vid that she may live in her house in the year after completing her uni degree? do u guys still think shes up to it?
It would be interesting to see, but I fear she'll only half do it. By that I mean she'll rely on her parents to drop off shopping and that sort of thing. It might also be too socially isolated in the cottage by herself.
 
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does anyone remember how ruby said in her house vid that she may live in her house in the year after completing her uni degree? do u guys still think shes up to it?
I don't think anyone ever thought she was up to it! I agree with @CatCafe234 that it would be a really bad move. Even if she did, it would be 'playing' at being a grown up, rather than actually being one.
 
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lol the bar just gets lower and lower for her content, doesn’t it 😂 I’m not going to watch 30 minutes of Roobster squinting in direct sunlight while someone mows the lawn and listens to music in the background.

 
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Just feel like she is really regressing with that study of me. The fact that she is dressing like a sickly victorian primary school child and the boater makes her look like she is twelve, it's like she is in recovery after wearing a more adult outfit to that premier and just regressing even more since she is at the end of university. That dress just looks like a sack on her and just makes her look frail. What look is she trying to get achieve with this? Lazy content as well.
 
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lol the bar just gets lower and lower for her content, doesn’t it 😂 I’m not going to watch 30 minutes of Roobster squinting in direct sunlight while someone mows the lawn and listens to music in the background.

(Grabs the popcorn.)

Ahh, we're at the 3 month interval where Ruby reminds of her supposed favourite "AMMILY Dickinson" poem, which is an ode to selflessness and considering and prioritising other people's feelings. Meanwhile, Ruby insists on posting triggering content to knowingly do damage to her audience when she's been asked not to so many times. Make it make sense, Ruby.
 
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lol the bar just gets lower and lower for her content, doesn’t it 😂 I’m not going to watch 30 minutes of Roobster squinting in direct sunlight while someone mows the lawn and listens to music in the background.

Omg the way she slams that cup of water down at the beginning in such an aggressive way, I'm deceased 😂 It's so loud, you can just feel her anger at having to study😂

ETA that boater hat looks exactly like Dudley Dursley's hat
 
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Oh no, it was just Ruby staring into space for 30 minutes pretending to be PRODOCKTIVE. I was hoping for actual content to cringe at.

Add "real-time" to the list of words/terms that Ruby does not understand the meaning of (that or she thinks her audience are complete morons).

So, real-time footage is exactly that: recorded in real time, presented uncut and uninterrupted.

Ruby has multiple hard-cut edits in this 30 minute video.

We hard cut from this:

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...to this:

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She couldn't even bothered to even attempt to match the cut. Her repositioning the camera just makes it especially obvious that she took a break to change angles and edited it out.

Then at the end of that section, she cuts from this:

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...to this:

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She's tried a little to match the cut this time, but it's still off. Note the paper position.

And then she cuts from this:

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...to this:

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Again, she's half-assedly tried to match her position for the cut, but it's off. And she didn't consider the angles at all; half the angles show the position of where the camera would be in the previous shot, and there's no camera there - this very clearly isn't a real-time, multi-camera setup where she just switched between angles for the final edit.

So self-proclaimed productivity queen Ruby couldn't even summon the motivation to sit for even 30 uninterrupted minutes to study, but still wanted to impress her fans with lies and claimed this was "real-time". How pathetic and shameless do you have to be?
 
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Apparently Ruby got soOoOoO many messages of people complimenting her outfit that night. Either she's overexaggerating or she only chose which messages she wanted to read.. My friend's message is still left on unread!
I sent her a message back in 2020 and it's still on unread xD I was telling her about a book she should check out I don't think she ever did
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Omg the way she slams that cup of water down at the beginning in such an aggressive way, I'm deceased 😂 It's so loud, you can just feel her anger at having to study😂
Omg I just came to the comments to write about the noise of the cup. :ROFLMAO: Only 0:04 seconds in and thud of it being slammed onto the table literally made me jump.

he end of that section, she cuts from this:

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The dive!! Haha. I didn't notice it at first, then thought maybe I was seeing things.

So, real-time footage is exactly that: recorded in real time, presented uncut and uninterrupted.
ACKSHULLY it is real time footage because it's taking up real time in your life that you'll never get back.
 
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to be fair - as someone who got to grade 12 trampolining in secondary school alongside cheerleading and other similar sports, she isn’t BAD so much as I think she seriously underestimates her weight against the elastic grid trampoline rather than the standard home tramps. Proper trampolines can go a lot deeper bc when u rly get into it like Olympic level, and ur say a 5”10 man, you need to get a lot of bounce before doing the crazy stuffs. And to reply to @zoeanned from previous thread, when Ruby’s bouncing on her back she’s just doing backdrops it’s honestly a lot more controlled than it looks. I’m about Ruby’s height (5”1ish) but much broader build but as a teen I would go rocketing about, her tucks are much cleaner than mine ever were to be honest but she’s clearly too scared to go into them without generating a lot of power beforehand so she just shoots off. I know this is just very long winded but just my two cents cos tbh getting out the house and interacting with ppl can’t be a bad thing for Ruby , it’s just dangerous she’s going to be doing it presumably with low blood sugar and far more prone to passing out. My instructor kept a lil box ofnature valley bars so we could have a snack cos most of us came straight after school
to second this, she actually seems pretty decent and jealous of her straddle jumps ngl The only thing that grated me a tiny bit was her “Birani”, I can here my old coaches shouting in the distance
 
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Omg I just came to the comments to write about the noise of the cup. :ROFLMAO: Only 0:04 seconds in and thud of it being slammed onto the table literally made me jump.
Sorry for coming back to this point, but I just realised what it reminded me of: Jurassic Park dinosaur footprints! Does anyone remember how cartoony dinosaurs would always come with that THUD. THUD. THUD. sound effect whenever their feet touched the ground? Yep, somehow Ruby slammed her cup down with such force it sounded like a T-Rex from the '90s.

Skimming through that video a second time and it doesn't look very comfortable. While Ruby's lucky to have the outside space (& the birdsong is nice), the sun is bright enough for her to need sunglasses, yet she doesn't move to somewhere more shaded? Also, the chair's too far from the table (notice how she's sitting right on the edge) and the table itself isn't really the type designed for studying, so she's forced to do the laptop hunch.

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