Maybe they are so uncomfortable that they don't fit under Erimentha's rules of reading xD
Ruby Granger #21 Dirty kitchen, messy car; I wonder where the planners are?
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Judging from some of the reviews on Goodreads, there are a fair few letters to young girls and, yeah. Maybe Ruby finds it uncomfortable to think that her literary idol was very possibly an unsavoury character.
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Wouldn't you clean up the needles as they start to fall
God it’s the fact that her soft dressing gown is right against it as well
Dear god does she have literally no common sense
(By the way did she forget to put this emoji-
?)when you read 10 books a day, study English lit and pray to be hermione granger just to spell “bare” wrong. Does anyone else this ruby could possibly be dyslexic?
There must be some weird ass looking bears where Ruby lives.
BEAR? oh lord
Doesn’t look much like a bear to me…
Winnie the Pooh looks different to last time I saw him
He’s been partaking of Roobee’s breakfasts.
Why on earth would you let every needle on the tree fall off before getting rid of it? She’s so manky
Or since she's supposedly all about sustainability, maybe getting an artificial tree that she can reuse every year would be preferable to hacking down at least two live trees a year for the aesthetic and then letting all the needles turn to mulch in the corner of her room.
I can hear Ruby now mommy my tree is broken the green bits have fallen off I tried sticking them back on with washi tape but they bullied me and got stuck in my finger
To be fair, I'm pretty sure live trees are more environmentally friendly unless you use a plastic tree for 30+ years.
The Queen of sustainability strikes again!
Hiya! Here to say as a climate activist, It’s fine to buy an actual Christmas tree, it would be great if it was from your country. Buying a plastic tree is only sustainable if you use it for longer than 30 years. Besides that, no one has to be a 100% sustainable, I’m not a 100% sustainable, but I do a whole lot within different action groups!! (Being a hypocrite is another thing)
Looking forward to the following:Ruby gave a rating for Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"...
...and that rating was one star...
...because she thinks it's not relevant to the modern day...
Sorry, I just can't get over all three of those points! What's next, will she give the Epic of Gilgamesh only one star because it violates the typical narrative structure of the classic Victorian Gothic novel?
"Madame Bovary" - one star - "woman gets into trouble after too much mail order shopping."
"Moby Dick" - one star - "man goes fishing"
"The Old man and the sea" - one star - "an old man goes fishing"
"First term at Malory Towers" - five stars - "a wonderful story of school with lacrosse and midnight feasts where the teachers are splendid and nobody wears jeans or swears or does anything nasty and common EVER. HURRAH!"
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