Ruby Granger #12 The Continuing Adventures of Pie-rott and Muriel

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Oo, she knows some words we don’t! Like ”spendid” and ”sumptious”
edit: Honestly, every single one of those words (edit 2: except ”vellichor”, because I can’t see ever using it unironically) are ones I would’ve been embarrassed to be looking up in my third year of uni, and English isn’t even my first language.
Also, in chat, someone asked her what she was reading, and surprise surprise, it’s another children’s book. After all, she has 4 months ”off”. In the meantime, here’s her erstwhile friend Molly making her way through what is clearly a formidable reading list of proper grown-up books where the total page count is probably somewhere in the tens of thousands. Night and day.
 
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She also google searched something beginning with "daddy" at 6:56 in the video !!!

Could it be daddy bones !?!?!

 
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Ruby arrives at a banquet for English Literature students

"Oh, isn't the decor just sumptious?"

A dozen scholars roll their eyes as Ruby sticks her chin in the air and grins from ear to ear
 
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Edit:someone already posted this sorry for the double post
No worries about double-posting! The phrase at the bottom 'I walked the aisles of bookshelves, consumed in vellichor', struck me as something she would unironically craft as an Instagram caption or something. Then I got curious, searched it up, and found this website ('most beautiful words in the English language') containing that exact phrase. (Yes, I have too much time on my hands.)

There have been comments in previous threads about how she seems like a social chameleon - always conscious of how she comes across, trying to blend in or project a very specific image of herself. Trying to consciously integrate words into her vocabulary is one of many examples of her doing exactly that. Not sure whether to laugh or feel sad for her - I think a lot of us have been there in different ways, feeling like we need to be someone else.

Incidentally, my spell-check marks 'vellichor' as wrong and suggests 'vermicelli' in place. Nothing to do with Ruby, but it gave me a good laugh.
 
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Where she's written "sumptious" does she mean sumptuous? If so it certainly doesn't mean cosy where the fuck is she getting these definitions
 
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All of these are so easy you shouldn't need to annotate their meaning on the side. You can really tell she doesn't read that many adult books. How does she even understand anything in them if she needs to annotate the meaning of "loquacious" or "ephemeral"?

Where she's written "sumptious" does she mean sumptuous? If so it certainly doesn't mean cosy where the fuck is she getting these definitions
Obviously she's making it up herself based on the context where she read them. What could go wrong after all
 
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Aware that I'm being incredibly pedantic here (and it's far from the biggest issue on that list) but opulence does not mean luxurious. Luxury or luxuriousness, yes. One is a noun, the other is an adjective. Wouldn't normally pick on something like this but for a final year English student who apparently loves words and langauge...girl get it together.
 
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I’m new to the ruby Molly drama so sorry if this has been answered, but how do we know that they aren’t friends anymore? Seems like Molly has just unfollowed, maybe they had a private discussion
 
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Yeah but a whole entire tub of it?
the tub/plastic container in the sink contains a mixture of aquafaba (the chickpea liquid)+ the running water she used to wash them. No idea why the container is there (some people use them when washing dishes to save water, but i'd remove it when rinsing food like that, just ignorance from Ruby as always) but the rest is normal?

Nothing gross here, it's nowhere near the dead fly.
 
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