They can hot boy summer together! It’d be like when he took little Phil to Monaco but 100x worseMaybe he was avoiding Sasha?
Disgruntled Ruben in the back of every pap shot as Jack and father dias are doing beer funnels
Ruben Dias #7 Captain Material, Boyfriend Material, He’s Yummier Than Cereal
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Disgruntled Ruben in the back of every pap shot as Jack and father dias are doing beer funnels
They would be such a hot mess.
I don’t want Ruben and Jack summer. I do t want Rubes to have to douse himself in dettol after summer.
He'll have to keep posting thirst traps to cleanse himself of the debauchery from Grealish's hot summer 
He might let them down very gently xxWhat Ruben the heartbreaker?? Well he is so intelligent so knows how too
Imagine, you'd recall it the rest of your life if you were one of his conquests
Do you think the heat makes Grealish even more sticky?
Accelerates whatever germs he's got floating around him
Poor Ruben, he might end up leaving because he's too traumatised and come over to utd 
He does look good in red. I do think he’d enjoy the red of Merseyside thoughAccelerates whatever germs he's got floating around him
VVD and Ruben at the back I. Front of Allison. Jeeeeeezzzzz!
That's a good looking back line meanwhile utd will still have SlabheadHe does look good in red. I do think he’d enjoy the red of Merseyside though
VVD and Ruben at the back I. Front of Allison. Jeeeeeezzzzz!
Could be a fun summer as Jack has supposedly unfollowed Sasha
Rúben will probably be told to keep him out of trouble by PepReally?Could be a fun summer as Jack has supposedly unfollowed Sasha
She doesn't need him now she's been getting all the brand deals. I swear every time I open tiktok her face is there promoting something new. I don't even follow her This is how Ruben carries off his conquests to the bedroom 
Really?
it could/probably is a glitch or something as she still follows him but it has potential to make it a very messy summer if it’s true
Now I really want a Ruben & Jack hot boy summer!
poor Rúben would be shell shocked
so would Jack as Rúben would probably be making him eat before he started drinking and then get him up at 8am for a gym session and a run on the beach 
I want them to vlog every minute of this.poor Rúben would be shell shocked
Maybe Vicii could be friends with Alan, too.Now that’s a series I would watch! JackI want them to vlog every minute of this.
up after drinking all day with Ruben just glaring at him like a disappointed dad.
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This would make a great sitcom.
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