strawberrysunshine_x
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Luckily we are by no means above revisiting the yacht pictures at every opportunity
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I joined the Ruben train a year too late. Where are the near naked pics on a yacht
- Notice
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Spectacles
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Why is the dating pool shallow? Full of dick pic weirdos I just want someone like Ruben to whisk me off my feet 
I just want someone like Ruben to whisk me off my feet 
Just Drive
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Oh there’s absolutely nothing there, I agree with you. Or at least not from what they portray on IG. Frankly, most of the IG model/influencer accounts blur together for me. Same poses. Same venues. Same look. Same selfies. Same comments under each photo from the same type of purchased follower “omg obsessed youuuuu xx”, etc. etc.
sugarfairy23
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I live fairly close yeah. No one with Rubén’s body on Southsea beach though
Gossgossgoss9888
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I think honest but humbleWow good spot @futbolista!
Grateful for all the crumbs because it doesn't seem like Ruben is gonna feed us.
I couldn't imagine eating in a place like that- just looking at the stories was a lot.
to show off the 'MIAMI' etched across his butt duh!
is that a famous brand or something?( I hope I'm not being daft and the MIAMI wasn't edited onto the vid somehow lol)
I dont reckon they did necessarily know who he was. They were def eyeing him but lbr you don't need to know who he is to know that he's hot. Not suspicious that a table of 4 seemingly single straight men next to a table of 3/4 women similar in age would gravitate towards each other in a place like that imo.
I agree that all his boys are attractive (Ruben, the Panda dude, Nuno, Ivan in that order lol) and that the ladies were crowding him esp- he was "dancing" (
1. do the rest of his group speak English?
2. how does Ruben deal with the topic of his job when talking to women? - does he brag about it hoping to impress? Is he honest about it but tries to downplay it? does he acknowledge it only if he's recognised? or does he straight up lie and say he's an accountant or something?
what do we think?
Spectacles
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I think so! Think he puts up some kind of front but deep down he's a lego loving geekWhat if he’s shy Ruben when it comes to girls omg. This big buff boi all timid eeek
come on Ruben, pick up the phone and give us a 
I mean he has a hand vein
First sporting Lisbon and now this!
I have no evidence other then she follows and he has a vein in his hand
First sporting Lisbon and now this!
I have no evidence other then she follows and he has a vein in his hand
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I really just need a good new podcast recommendation or sport to start back up so I can have something to think about while doing housework and running errandsI love all of this analysis. You and @futbolista have detective skills like whoa.
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He’s followed a lawyer called Gail so it’s not him but if he doesn’t post soon I might start a fanpage called carloscuestagoals
He’s just undone all his hard workView attachment 2274008
Not down for the shants aka short pants lol but love his rimowa and goyard set
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Same. I hated body hair when I was young but now it means he’s a man to me. Love a nice Iberian man with some chest hair but not too much
I imagine they have an elastic aged waste for comfort in the flight
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Are they compression socks
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Someone on tumblrs called him tommy the we and I can’t unsee it
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Chest hair
MissDolly
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Oh babe. So sorry to hear that.. You will find them amongst those weirdos.. Me and my husband met onlineWhy is the dating pool shallow? Full of dick pic weirdos
DO NOT DO AMAZON!Love honey. They are always discreet parcels. Or Amazon. Cos they could be anything in those boxes.
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Ah don’t worry what the postie thinks. They have probably seen it ALL on their rounds!!!
Naughty things are meant to be enjoyed
I got a toastie maker delivered to work before Christmas and they didn’t box it now all this one dick asks me about is if I’ve had a toastie recently. It’s not what your ordering but that would be worse
Gossgossgoss9888
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If he followed me I'd be sending him so many boob pictures. Like, he'd be bored of them.
Just Drive
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I wonder if he’s already cleaned out his lockers at the Etihad.
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Ooooh la la! That took quite a turn!The sun is out
I have actual blood in my veins
I've seen more of Ruben's naked torso in the last 24 hours than I ever have before
I am feral
An encounter with my work crush.
He sees me struggling with some equipment at work that's set up in an awkward way - it works but it's not the most comfortable.
WC: How do you work with this? You should ask for it to be fixed
Me: You know me, I don't moan about stuff like this
WC: I'll make you moan
Both of us:
Guys, I need a cold shower
Gossgossgoss9888
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"Oh no, what happened to it? Are you okay?"Or say, and? Seen bigger.
It is pretty embarrassing to get them but more that the person sending them think they are great. Egotistical twats!
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Why did a random man come to your door just in undies?Guys I am blushing. A man just came to the door in his undies and he had a massive Willy
Just Drive
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As much as I hope he has fun in Tulum, I think Mexico City is a bit of him. Amazing place. Art, museums, cathedrals, pyramids, the best food, and awesome people. Loved it there!
I don't remember the person he was talking to but you might be right. Imagine Ruben sending a round of drinks for you and your girls
He really has!
I don't know how old he is here but he looks like a cute little chick
I was catching up with the tags yesterday and I have to say the Panda man looks like he'd be fun to party with. He was on someone's story completely letting loose. None of the other's in sight tho
Some random photos
at RN they had a fifth person at dinner w/them. hard to tell but looked like a woman.
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sugarfairy23
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And checks his watch to see how many more hours of love making you have left to go
