Roadside Mum #3 How dare you call me a Tory?

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I don’t even know where to start with that utter nonsense about the hamster and how expensive it will be to keep alive. Truly at a loss for words.
 
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Does anyone else read RSM's rambling tweets to themselves in the poshest trustafarian accent they can think of (I'm going for Catriona off Absolutely Fabulous usually) to add to the full comedy impact?
 
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Does anyone else read RSM's rambling tweets to themselves in the poshest trustafarian accent they can think of (I'm going for Catriona off Absolutely Fabulous usually) to add to the full comedy impact?
Ha! Actually she does sound like that (I heard the FSM interview.) All hushed tones and long gushy pauses hehe. Also, this made me feel old when I google checked Catriona
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In the Hamster Dying thread, I thought her writing style sounded more like a normal person and less like someone dying for anor viral thread. Had it been three tweets, I might have been pleased for the family that hamster is okay. Send me money, please, hamster.
 
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Why do all these bloody people only ever have grim, triggering nonsense to share? It’s one big splashing and wallowing around in depression, pity parties and any mention of serious or life limiting disease thrown in for the “you ok hun?” reacts and likes. duck people living day in and day out in their current reality of cancer, poverty and mental illness. They use every trick in the book for one more follower (and another fiver in the tipjar, Patreon, crowdfunder etc). And not a whiff of their absolute white, middle class, living in a first world nation, with (despite it being borderline inadequate) support and welfare, privilege being acknowledged. Much less some bleeping gratitude at how truly lucky they all are.

Are we really supposed to be sad about a hamster potentially having cancer enough to give her money for a specialist? After she has just had two weeks jaunting around the UK during peak priced holiday season?

They are all making me irrationally annoyed today. Good job I have to go to earn some money today or I might be very sorely tempted to break the golden Tattle rule and go in with both barrels.
 
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Literally just screenshot that to come here. Hilarious that I am beaten to it. She might as well put the pic of Oliver Twist holding up his bowl with her cash app link underneath it. At least that would be honest!

I can’t wait for our minor grifters react to the latest Jack debacle. Whilst they toil in poverty, struggling to even feed their families solid food, Jack rides high with 500k followers, sponsored Twitter posts, and a three grand a month Patreon for forensically and nerdily bleeping up in the highest fashion! Happy days, eh grifters?
 
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This is zine worthy, for sure. 18 people agree with me. Oh, those zany kids
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Another day, another $ - aka gimmee $$$.
It’s like a soap. Will the kids get to go to the cinema and see the “educational” film that features one of the wee cherubs specialist subject? Will they have some sweeties or popcorn? Will a kindly stranger pay for it? I can barely concentrate on the snooker for the desperate need to know.
 
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Funny you should say that...

CBA to screenshot the whole thread (because, in true RSM fashion, it goes on for about 58 tweets longer than it needed to) but her angst over whether to spend £16.71 quickly dissipated after (at least) two kind followers sent her DMs. Which I'm sure was completely unrelated.

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Lower case c coke and Capital R Rolls? Her followers must be loaded if they're sending her J1g and a Rolls to take her spawn of Satan to the cinema.
 
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Do you think RSM types them out in essay form first, then splits them for a thread? I do.

Can't wait for tomorrow:
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Won't somebody please think of the children damnit?

Dam-nit is my new favourite misword
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AO does collect and recycle (no appliance purchase necessary) for £20

Buy a new fridge (or get somebody else to buy it for you) and the same price includes them removing it from inside the property rather than outside the front door.
 
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