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Paying your bills is now an experiment? What?
I've just realised RM probably meant paying her bills using her own money was the experiment, instead of having a friend or stranger pay them!
 
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Really getting into the cooking side of poverty atm. I wonder why? (I can make a couple of very educated guesses.)

After the:

• short-lived 28 May to June frenzy of blogging the new diet with no ultra processed food (https://roadsidemum.wordpress.com/home/); and the

• 20 August OTT response to Kent Live News £10 shop


The good news is that processed food is now okay again! Especially when cooked by children out of necessity!
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Please, please report the incident with the child to the school's Safeguarding Officer.
 
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“The bromilain in tinned pineapple is denatured” pops into my head with the same “retained useless info” energy as shit I learned at school by rote like The Jabberwocky or Pythagoras or the school motto in french
Babe, same. Had a sore throat recently and my husband suggested that I eat some tinned pineapple to try and help it. I immediately parroted out "the bromelain in tinned pineapple is denatured" without even thinking. I think that it is my all time fave JM thread title.
(Soz for the off topic chat!)
 
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'Please don't argue about turnips' is one of my favourites and is relevant because I can fully imagine a shouty sweary sixty part thread from RSM about turnips that culminates in accusing turnips of racism and ableism and actually killing people.
 
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Mine is "the land heats and cools more quickly than the sea"
 
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'Please don't argue about turnips' is one of my favourites and is relevant because I can fully imagine a shouty sweary sixty part thread from RSM about turnips that culminates in accusing turnips of racism and ableism and actually killing people.
Remarkably easy to make those arguments if you try to think like RSM or similar people.

You see, Turnips are white, therefore racist.

They are a bit of a faff to cut, therefore ableist.

I suppose its possible to be allergic to them. Plus you could put one in a catapult and use it as a weapon. Therefore they can kill.

 
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It’s at times like these a ‘rolls eyes’ reaction emoji would come in useful.

‘Starting a thread’. I’d expect nothing less. Hopefully the landlord is on Twitter so she can go off with a Liam Neeson style threat at the end of it.
 
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It’s like she’s never lived in the world before! Just tell your landlord the issue and they will fix it (probably in a shit way).
 
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So a small hole in the floor (admittedly that’s not acceptable) now the entire floor of the house is a potential hazard making the whole house unusable. Or perhaps it’s just a small hole in the floor?
 
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So a small hole in the floor (admittedly that’s not acceptable) now the entire floor of the house is a potential hazard making the whole house unusable. Or perhaps it’s just a small hole in the floor?
Depending on the age of the house, if the floor is solid wood it could simply be that one of the knots has fallen out with age. She’s so damn dramatic.
 
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Depending on the age of the house, if the floor is solid wood it could simply be that one of the knots has fallen out with age. She’s so damn dramatic.
All of her threads/stories start off with a lose thread but she makes it like the whole jumper unraveled and she s cold and naked in public “send cash”
 
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