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HaggisInMyBin

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twilightgarden said:
The attempt to brighten up the kitchen with the daffodils on the counter made me laugh
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Rightly or wrongly, this makes me sad. There’s a child’s bed in the living room but it’s listed as a 3 bed property. The master bedroom is relatively tidy but the other 2 bedrooms seem to be used as storage so the child has no bedroom.
 
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Twice we were shown around flats a few years ago and the owner/tenant was asleep in bed, curtains drawn and everything.😬
 
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SpindleWhorl said:
Hahaha, what hilariously bad taste. Those green floor tiles are pretty much the worst thing I've ever seen. I also notice on the map the house is closer to Oldham than Ashton-Under-Lyne. Presumably it would have ruined the owners delusions of grandeur to have the estate agent describe their house as being in Oldham.
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I was shocked, barn conversion interior it is not! It looks like the Changing Rooms cast have had a go at it!!! 😂
 
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This thread is giving me some relief when I’m getting increasingly angry with house hunting currently 👏🏽 Sadly I didn’t get a screen shot of the one that had framed pictures of Steve Irwin in the living room.
Nothing on your guys level but this below ‘set back from the road’ and ‘well proportioned’ 🤬 kitchen is a hallway, bedroom 2 is 11’6 x 4’8” and the bedrooms lead into each other - £170k madness


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Sheeeet

Sheeeet

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SpindleWhorl said:
I never thought about having a shower in the corner of a bedroom like this, anyone know the likely reason?
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It's either swingers (obviously, there's a lot of those on Rightmove) or the Mumsnet Penis Beaker has had an upgrade
 
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PillowsofFluff

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I love this thread. There's some absolute bloody horrors out there and I honestly have to wonder how some houses get in that state.

Our dearly departed boy managed to take pride of place in 2 photos when we sold our house :LOL:
 

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masterone said:
Spacious two bedroom end terrace in a highly sought after location offering excellent development potential. Recent sales of similarly sized properties nearby in good condition have reached superb prices. The house requires a complete refurbishment and is priced competitively to sell hence cash buy only.

The house requires a full refurbishment, and due to the condition is currently uninhabitable, non mortgageable and therefore a cash buy only, sold as seen, and unsafe for viewings. Starting price 99k.

The area isn't actually that great either 😅



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How do you let your house get into this state?! Surely it’s hazardous to live in a house like this?
 
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50sGirl

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The freezer light is still on, so does that mean someone has been/is still living there?! 😱

I think overages should be stopped. Imho they’re basically saying “I can’t be arsed to develop the land but if you decided to do the work then I want part of the profits!” Develop it yourself or sell and let go. They want both their cake and to eat it.
 
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