Wingingmotherhood
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I definitely think she has read cloves somewhere and thought it meant garlic
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Her tiny mind will be blown if she ever finds out about Mary Anning and Lyme Regis. Imgaine not just ‘people’ but a WOMAN finding fossils, even in Dorset!!
Thinking about it, Old Ben probably missed the dinosaur “stage” because they were still roaming the earth when he was young so it wasn’t such a novelty.
Meringue22
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Nothing is more disgusting than their ‘love story’ so good luck with that when the kids get wind of how that started. The stuff she’s shared online and the fact she’s pimped those kids out for her ‘job’ will fuck then up more than any tv programme. Ben is so fucking superior and an evident predator. It’s obvious what he says goes too
Unbelievable
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Soo... since last Monday her *cough* followers have suddenly shot up by 168 {even though she's been hemorrhaging followers for fucking months and months}, all because of that poorly shot video telling you jack fucking shit about anything of importance from the freebie stay at the expensive place in cornwall. I really wish Instagram would get their thumbs outta their arses and deal with these cnuts buying bots.
Nearly every holiday starts with the obligatory flat lay shot of their suitcases, passports and maybe a map of the place they're going to. Followed by videos of her gurning like a maniac prick at the airport with the FRK irritatingly riding the wheeled suitcases or running about. Oh and how can I forget them being on the plane with half of the crafting crap to keep the kids entertained
Once they reach their destination, we'll get photos of the unsuitable airbnb they've booked. Then we'll get bombarded with photos of colourful things {front doors, tiles, flowers}, food {mainly packed ham, 'breakfast', pizzas, bakeries with stuff she 100% wouldn't eat and allegedly consumes gelato 
}, watching the FRK playing in empty play parks/the beach etc, etc. Visiting local shops and buying nowt. Sunsets and sunrises 🥱... I've probably forgotten a lot of grabbys go to essential holiday-isums. But how is ANY of this inspiring especially when you know a lot of those travels both UK based or further afield, have been #aff-link/Ad PR invite. I think the only thing that they cough pay for is the flights {bet her parents pay for them 99.9% of the time or the airmiles thingy}.
She's an fucking insult to people who actually do it for a living and who travel for the culture, the local food etc. Grabby is a closeted cnut whose holidays are identical no matter wherever she travels too. She has the ability to make the most amazing places look as boring as shit.
She'd never ever cut it as a travel blogger. Her days of being a cough interior blogger/Influencer were quite short-lived because she's got one style and has stuck with it for the past 15 years. Everything she's written on her now unused blog and her Instagram account, are soo childishly written in a 'ridiculously' famous five kinda of style.
Nearly every holiday starts with the obligatory flat lay shot of their suitcases, passports and maybe a map of the place they're going to. Followed by videos of her gurning like a maniac prick at the airport with the FRK irritatingly riding the wheeled suitcases or running about. Oh and how can I forget them being on the plane with half of the crafting crap to keep the kids entertained
Once they reach their destination, we'll get photos of the unsuitable airbnb they've booked. Then we'll get bombarded with photos of colourful things {front doors, tiles, flowers}, food {mainly packed ham, 'breakfast', pizzas, bakeries with stuff she 100% wouldn't eat and allegedly consumes gelato }, watching the FRK playing in empty play parks/the beach etc, etc. Visiting local shops and buying nowt. Sunsets and sunrises 🥱... I've probably forgotten a lot of grabbys go to essential holiday-isums. But how is ANY of this inspiring especially when you know a lot of those travels both UK based or further afield, have been #aff-link/Ad PR invite. I think the only thing that they cough pay for is the flights {bet her parents pay for them 99.9% of the time or the airmiles thingy}.She's an fucking insult to people who actually do it for a living and who travel for the culture, the local food etc. Grabby is a closeted cnut whose holidays are identical no matter wherever she travels too. She has the ability to make the most amazing places look as boring as shit.
Carnations & Corner Baths
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Actually she probably put it in her Tupperware for later, or made a smoothie with the blender she brought from home 
Justcyrious
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Spending over 2k on accommodation but flying easyJet with 4 backpacks and stuffing your double buggy bag full of extras to avoid paying for luggage 
lessthaninfluenced
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No need for a child of Freya’s age and stage of development to be in a pram. She certainly will be expected to walk on a school trip. It’s all for Rebecca’s needs and lazy parenting.
. Let's hope she is "parenting abroad" in June when the Euros are on, as the sight of her at campsites with 200 footie fans would be comedy gold. #clutchespearlsI'm glad she finally admits that it's been cold this weekend (it's been fucking baltic actually), but last weekend was not warm either! Definitely not warm enough for Raffy to be wearing those dungaree shorts and tshirt.
She's so, so deranged it's unreal. In her head: "April = Spring = it needs to look warm for the 'gram therefore I will put my kids in totally unsuitable clothing and claim it was warm" when in reality this bastard wind won't stop and most people are still in their winter coats.
If there was ever a freak snowstorm in July she'd be putting them in twee gingham summer outfits and claiming there was a heatwave. Forever living seasonally innit.
She's so, so deranged it's unreal. In her head: "April = Spring = it needs to look warm for the 'gram therefore I will put my kids in totally unsuitable clothing and claim it was warm" when in reality this bastard wind won't stop and most people are still in their winter coats.
If there was ever a freak snowstorm in July she'd be putting them in twee gingham summer outfits and claiming there was a heatwave. Forever living seasonally innit.
Is there actually a toilet in there? Dug out the reno blog post for the attic bathroom:Imagine the sounds and smells drifting down that staircase when you're drifting off to sleep. Dreamy
Roses and Rolltops : Interiors // Converting our Attic into a Bathroom
xxxxx
Towards the end she says they'll fit a toilet eventually but I wonder if they ever did? I have a feeling they didn't because they're too tight to get a plumber in.
The post is pretty enlightening as it seems that control freak Ben HAS to do everything himself even if it's a shoddy job (which it is); the tiling, the installation of underfloor heating, the cladding etc. Also it's so uncomfortable how clear it is in her writing that she absolutely worships him, saying things like 'Ben cleverly realised it was perfect for an ensuite' (I mean who the fuck looks at an attic you can't stand up in and thinks yep, this will make a brilliant bathroom?!?) and Ben this, Ben that. I bet most of the stuff in their house doesn't work properly but she will never complain and he will never admit he's done a botch job.
Potatohead
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She ll take that as a huge compliment unfortunately
I will say it once and I'll say it again.... Her stories read like a kid in primary.
" Italy reminds me of Greece"
" We caught a starfish"
" these flowers are my favourite"
"cactus growing everywhere"
I am aware that I'm paraphrasing but you get the gist
Rosie_Goldie
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When fitflop first came out they claimed you burnt more calories wearing them as it was like you were constantly walking slighty up hill. I imagine that's why she wears them.