So Dingle hun, if you werent looking for a rich husband tell us what it was that made your 19 year old self wanna get pregnant 8 months after you met the beaver toothed, aston martin driving, 9 years older Steven Walter?
She's the poster girl for "how not to be a gold digging slapper".She's the poster girl for gold digging slappers
Hahaha this makes me think of Mrs murton...So Dingle hun, if you werent looking for a rich husband tell us what it was that made your 19 year old self wanna get pregnant 8 months after you met the beaver toothed, aston martin driving, 9 years older Steven Walter?
Not entirely true now is it. She won’t be left with nothing, she’ll have all her abundance to keep her warm at night and she can justWow! How to make yourself even more unlikeable & unrelatable. She really has no clue does she?! And she earns pennies so she is definitely not rich. Why is she always trying to convince everyone she is loaded when it’s plain to see she really isn’t?
The laughable bit is she isn’t even married & looks like she never will be. Steve could walk away now & she’d have nothing
I do t think she's wearing it on the wrong hand I think it's just the camera that flipped it so it looks like it's on the right but it's not.Making a point of showing her engagement ring on the wrong hand, anyone else think the same?
Actually sang that out in my head!She’s inspired me with her irony today…
An old Steve turned 38
He sold some knackered cars and cried the next day
It's a black tutu in your Hey-day
It's a missed period two weeks too late…
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's like pain…. No wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the life coach advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Beever teeth was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his pets goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the trolls crashed down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"
REPEAT CHORUS
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and lumis are selling welllll
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-parking sign and your Range Rover breaks
It's like ten thousand trolls when all you need is a like
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And never being his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic
And, yeah, I really do think…
REPEAT CHORUS
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Me tooActually sang that out in my head!
Me too!Actually sang that out in my head!
She looks like that momo thing that was going around the other year and scaring kids!!What is going on with her lips? She looks dog rough at the moment.View attachment 914804View attachment 914805
She might wanna focus on being a half decent mother firstHaven't caught up yet, but Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey
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You're good for a laugh beggy I'll give you that
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