Rebecca Lamb #93 Here’s a Chanel bag I aren’t buying, I’m still a size 10 hunny I aren’t lying.

[Ladybee]

She’s gonna end up with Mercury poisoning with all that tuna

 

[Uglybetty12]

Why does she say she can’t have dairy because gives her flare ups then has things like Pesto that contains milk

 

[Here4TheBants.24.7]

Proberly waited untill her Internet was back up and running. So she could control comments and keep an eye on tattle

Cringe at her reel, the song, the breathing In, the weird lengths of the dress. Like a who wants to wear a dress that sits on the knee it's got to be short or midi length. But that's just my personal preference. I'm same height her and alot slimmer, I wouldn't even wear that skirt and top combo or those dress tbh.
We all know they'll be sent back after she's milked the AF ads.
And of course the "winner" of her voucher won't be anyone real

 

[JaneEyre12]

Those brows!!! They are two completely different shapes, aside from anything else! Ho, Ho, Ho!

 

[esstee]

That farm shop visit could have made great content. Selecting seasonal products, taking them home to your Yorkshire farmhouse, cooking an amazing casserole from scratch on the beautiful Aga. Laying a festive table with holly, candles and serving a heartwarming family meal with the snow falling softly down through the window….

But no, it’s Beggy from the bog we’re talking about here - sister of Stig of the Dump…..

it ain’t happening ever …. Off we go to Billy Bobs then? Riveting classy content NOT!

Absolutely. I live 10 mins away from the place she was at and its more than an organic food store. Theres animals, a play area, an amazing cafe, christmas shop, retail shop and farm shop too. Shes useless at this!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

I still can’t get over the bald tree!!

 

[12055584]

This is what I'd come to say, she's one of those dick heads wants a big car and clearly can't drive or park it properly.

I’d love to see how she gets on with the country roads where they are mostly one lane and you can be doing lots of reversing and pulling in to let other cars pass. I just can’t see her being able to do it, not least because her driving that Range Rover is a a complete liability, her just eye fucking herself all the way from the cuntrysiiide to Skipton.

I know the smell you mean, it’s the fabric that has that slightly squeaky feel to it too. You can tell by the fold creases she’s taken it out of the packet and put it straight on, she never seems to iron anything.

Yes! And god forbid you get too warm in it, sweat and acrylic is not a good combo

 

[Bloomeers]

Making a point of showing her engagement ring on the wrong hand, anyone else think the same?

 

[L8619]

Anyone else get camp vibes from Beaver

Very! Came here to say the same thing

 

[Fruitloops10]

Who the hell is in their dressing gownd sanding their face at 4pm???!!!
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“Super busy” “boss babes” who have had a stressful day making an outfit reel so they can then affiliate link everything in the subsequent stories. Can’t imagine the stress, poor love deserves a pamper.

 

[Dont swipe up!]

I’m confused. Are we the trolls at this point?!

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Alrighty momo

 

[Cocoluna]

Even with a filter his still an ugly bastard.

You took the words straight outta my mouth. Legit just wrote exactly the same thing

 

[yellowmellow]

She probably found the poo in the toilet so fascinating because she never goes. Can imagine she must be constantly bunged up with her diet

 

[ivebeenherebefore]

yeah, Alfie probably doesn’t wanna share

Surely you’d get Woody the same one though? The Lite can’t be docked and shared on the tv, it’s the handheld version. So Alfie will be able to play his game on the big tv and Woody will have to make do with the smaller screen? There’s only around £70 difference in them, that’s nothing for her

 

[Lozzle.bee]

Very strange camera angles on her recent stories. Beaver not in sight either…definitely something odd going on!!

 

[Nellyellie]

I still don’t think the cats been shaved?!

 

[noseylondonmama]

Those nails are trolling me

 

[BettyCrockerr]

I find it interesting that Tesco have deleted the fake customer service comments but have left everything posted about Rebecca on there.

I don’t think Tesco have deleted anything. The fake Tesco account was reported as being a fake account so Instagram have probably wiped all of the comments made by it.

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

Her face looks so bloated. Trying to outdo Meldrum there!!

All the filler they don't get is migrating into their cheeks

 

[SunsetGazebo]

She did say that recently...

When you go for a sexual health screening they do something similar just saying

Beavers deffo been caught cheating but now might have been forgiven so she's off to get the all clear

I thought the exact same. Another thing she forgot she lied about haha

I’m glad it’s not just me! Thought the Christmas fog had messed with my memory.