When I read comments like this I just know you lot are my peopleAhahaha "this one's a little bit shorter than the other one" you bleeping think?!!
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Can’t wait to see her with the huda beauty foundation in shade custard. It’s at least 3 shades too dark for her, she’s bloody useless. It’s not hard to check the shades online, especially when spending £30+ on a foundation, but you would need a brain for that I suppose.
It's bleeping mental... I'm a 12 so if I order something I always just get 12 as a starting point, if it arrives and it's too big I send it back and exchange for a 10, if it's too small I send it back and get a 14She checks what dresses come up big so she can get a 10 and then squeezes herself into a 12 when she really has to
everyone bar Stevie wonder can see Rebs not on the 10/12 border so I find it bizarre the thought of her trawling every website,weighing up every garment, giving serious thought as to what size shes getting in each different bit of clothing 
and working out if she can get into the 10 loooollShe didn't mention sizes for ages so I reckon she faced facts and started getting 14s for a while a few months back
...she got some jeans once which were really baggy so absolutely no way can they have been a 10 or a 12....a comment must have been made since then which has caused her to start desperateltly trying to convince everyone she's "size 10" again 
Spends a fortune of make up but CAN’T BUY HER KIDS A BED?!
Imagine walking the little Greek streets in this...
That’s it though isn’t it, it’s all a fantasy... are you going to Greece beggy? No. Are you going for cocktails with the gehhlss? No. Are you getting married? Also no. Stop buying clothes for fantasy situations!
That’s it though isn’t it, it’s all a fantasy... are you going to Greece beggy? No. Are you going for cocktails with the gehhlss? No. Are you getting married? Also no. Stop buying clothes for fantasy situations!
She really loves clothes that don’t suit her doesn’t she why does she never think to wear a bra? It just seems so half arsed and how has she already got a sweaty fingerprint on that charlotte tilbury box? And has she not heard of findation?! I honestly just can’t with this girl anymore.
why does she never think to wear a bra? It just seems so half arsed and how has she already got a sweaty fingerprint on that charlotte tilbury box? And has she not heard of findation?! I honestly just can’t with this girl anymore.She wouldn't use findation or temptalia foundation matrix...why would she when she can just make a mental note of whatever shade the latest supah pritteh insta hun she's impersonating is using and get the sameShe really loves clothes that don’t suit her doesn’t she
Isn't it a back office? Isn't that just an online website that they claim is their back office
How old is she anyway? She kinda looks like she wants to be in her early 30s but her wrinkles make her look mid 40s
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She's 27.Isn't it a back office? Isn't that just an online website that they claim is their back office
How old is she anyway? She kinda looks like she wants to be in her early 30s but her wrinkles make her look mid 40s
She has a room in her house which is a "office slash beauty room". It's not been shown for a while.
Oh. I take it she hasn't teamed up with any botox people then
The floor has probably collapsed under the weight of her “exercising” in there!
It drives me insane there’s got to be at least the best part of £100 worth there. XSpends a fortune of make up but CAN’T BUY HER KIDS A BED?!
The girl who never wears makeup cos her skin is suuuurrr gloweh and gorgeous cos of the Lumi... buys a load of makeupShe wouldn't use findation or temptalia foundation matrix...why would she when she can just make a mental note of whatever shade the latest supah pritteh insta hun she's impersonating is using and get the same
Honestly we know she reads here, and what is said here weighs on her mind... So why not buy the boys beds? I might retire if she did... Okay perhaps if she labeled her lumi ads as #scam I would but still the new beds would be such a good start. She doesn't need hauls of constant unnecessary shite for herself, she goes nowhere where that she doesn't wear that grey jumper. Just get the boys beds please 
Why is her face so shiny 
Lumeh innit?Why is her face so shiny
Yes! Did you hear the comment of "I've been orange lately" we say that all the time on hereHonestly we know she reads here, and what is said here weighs on her mind... So why not buy the boys beds? I might retire if she did... Okay perhaps if she labeled her lumi ads as #scam I would but still the new beds would be such a good start. She doesn't need hauls of constant unnecessary shite for herself, she goes nowhere where that she doesn't wear that grey jumper. Just get the boys beds please
If she treated those boys as she should the thread would probably 50% die off
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