Rebecca Lamb #63 Scrapyard Porsche, spam for tea, doesn’t look like #goals to me

[Bluemoon88]

Why am I not surprised she has zero tact & is so thick she doesn’t know how to respond anyone in a way that requires actually speaking to them! She’s such a dickhead. Imagine spending all day long blocking people from yours & your partners accounts she needs to get a job!

she baffles me. The other day she messaged me straight 'do you use tattle' (at this point i had never posted anything) so i replied no, she said the aggression in your question makes me think you do, i asked her how she deals with these 'trolls' that she bangs on about. How you get aggression from that i have no idea, but hey there you go. shes a strange one to say the least

 

[Clarity456]

"STEVE IS SEXY"



I mean the odd time I find him funny, but be honest here, has anyone ever looked at him and gone 'phwoar' ???????

Sexy is the word I'd use to describe David Gandy or Anthony Joshua not 2 sausage steven!

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

It was Beggy herself that pointed me here in the first place, during a troll rant.

Started following her as she moved house. I was moving to a fixer upper a few weeks later and thought I'd get some inspiration.

Pah ha ha ha ha.

 

[LurkerLS]

How do you know when Beggy’s done a home workout?

She’ll tell you. Ohhhh she’ll tell you

 

[Mrsfifi]

If I was Steve’s ex I’d be on this thread, laughing at what a mess he’s made of his life.

 

[KMDX]

Answer this then....

 

[BettyCrocker]

I were pregnunt wi Alfeh but onleh had wun Malibu not two cos I were pregnant wi alfeh. It’s all about balunce.

EVREHUTHIN IN MODERASHUN BABE, I AM MA OWN SUPERHERO, I ARNT CHANGIN FUR NOONE BABE, A DUNT GIVE 2 SHITS

 

[BettyCrocker]

I need to see these tweets how is everyone finding them? Can they be posted here but with names crossed out? I really want to see the congratulations tweet

I’ve blanked the name out but this girl Lucy tweeted steve and his ex fiancée saying congratulations when Steve & Rebecca had announced they were having Alfie....!!!!!

 

[Alibaba]

He’s as much of a selfish prick as big old bulbous begs!! Just imagine going out for a walk in freezing temps! Putting your own big thick gloves on and not your kids!!! Honestly totally shocking!!!

 

[yellowmellow]

A big part of Alfeh’s problem is he’s been Woodeh’s babysitter for the last 3 years and therefore hasn’t grown beyond the mental age of a 4 year old. Plus he definitely has additional needs. He might JUST cruise along ok at primary school but in 3 years he will be getting ready for secondary school and him and Rebecca are in for a shock.

 

[PhoebeBailey]

She wouldn’t last 5 minutes living in Spain, the locals would rip into her. The food is too fresh for her and from experience, you can’t get spam over there so they’d probably die of starvation before long.
And of course they don’t speak Spanish and what was it steve said ‘learn to speak our language or go home’. The kids can just about speak English so getting them to learn a new language will be near on impossible.

I almost want to see them attempt the move to watch her destroy her own life.

 

[Baddad]

Ahhhhh now it all makes sense!

 

[Margesimpson]

Let’s start a tally, yesterday was Sunday and she said she’s not wearing makeup very often at the moment. Today is Monday and she’s wearing it so that’s 1 day out of 1 so far

 

[OhHelloThere]

Glad she decided to nock the caps on the head... dunno what phase that was but she just screams copying other influencers trying to pull off the cap and hats vibe lol. No originality.

 

[Tedward39]

She is buying followers hourly now

Would love to see her bots haul on her kitchen table.*pointy finger* "this is Irina slim, pretty and blonde cos Steve likes them, so I got him her. This is Marina, she has taken GCSE English so will speak our language and Steve likes that, so I got him her. Olga loves fast cars and nylon, cheap fashion so we both will like that and we will share stuff and super cute carrera Porsche stuff with her. And (the illiterate cow is beginning a sentence with an 'and') Alina who just purchased my lumi with all the cleansers and stuff and is a bossbabe herself. Love her, just love her so much I sent her my model of 90 tick boxes to help her with the bossbabe empire she's created. It's a car, you buy the chassis and she'll sell you the additions, you know, wheels, handbrake, seats and stuff. So so cute and lovely!"

 

[OhHelloThere]

“Excuse my face I’m having a cozy snuggly day at home” .... like the past 2 years of living there lol while the boys probably watch a DVD.

 

[yellowmellow]

Surprised she hasn’t AFFILATE linked to autotrader when posting that shit heap to be honest... You’re slacking Rebecca!

 

[Clarity456]

Recap- kids sleep on the floor - still
They wear highly flammable bedclothes last seen in the early nineties on a dodgy market stall.
Does she still buy 2 carrots a week? Who knows?! She stopped doing YouTube’s because the last time she did one there were so many dislikes she had to disable the comments and like / dislikes Poor Marty 1st must be having withdrawal symptoms.
Still buys cheap tat to wear and not to forget the £400 coat she’s worn once.
Chickens disappeared - never to be seen again!
Just bought a knocked off Porshe Any old fucker could buy despite having mouldy old single pane windows and eating spam tattie for tea.
Oh and once featured on pornhub

Sorry crap recap please add

Marty 1st how funny!

I'm sorry I know this is Rebecca's thread and not Remy's but dear god, I don't think any "influencer" has ever grossed me out and put me off having children so much I get it's not a glamorous experience by any means but never have heard any of my family and friends bang on repeatedly about things such as putting a pad in their pants while holding their baby, or show you a close up video of their pee leaving their body through a cathether they've had put in after giving birth


does she have to be so graphic

 

[BettyCrocker]

No matter who’s car it is or where the money came from ,then both bragging so much about it on sm is beyond pathetic .
Maybe put as much effort into your kids as you do trying to impress strangers

Exactly. Instead of buying a 3rd car that’s completely impractical they should maybe have spent money on getting proper beds for their children, a tradesman to do the bathroom, someone to replace at the windows, someone to carpet the stairs, replacing the horrendous kitchen floor, buying their kids proper warm winter clothing that actually fits them.........

 

[jessicarrr]

It's amazing the difference in that "dream home" video to now - obviously she's gone overboard with the lip fillers but there's something else I just can't put my finger on... Is it weight/complexion/teeth - I honestly have no idea but she's aged so much in that time.

I think they were MASSIVELY naive in taking on a property like that with a huge mortgage and giving themselves no wiggle room to make improvements or renovate it properly, it's such a shame really because you can see it's a very emotive process for her, saying that she will live there for the rest of her life etc etc.

The sad thing is nobody would think less of her if she said "we love this house but it's far more work than we can afford/are capable of doing/want to do" and explain why it's no longer their forever home.... But she will never do that - that's what I find so infuriating about her! She'd rather pretend she's having the last laugh instead of just admitting the truth like a normal human!

And surely the Porsche is Steve's car (judging by the original comments in his own insta post) and she's just pretending it's her dream car so she can say she's achieved her goal of buying a Porsche this year!