My brother’s 2 front teeth fell out at the same time... because I twatted him with a dictionary. Literally took a huge trauma for it to happen (I was a horrid 8 year oldSPOT ON! It’s actually terrifying that she’s more concerned about her image as an ‘influencer’ than her own child’s dental problems. As someone above said, I’ve raised 3 kids too and never known two teeth to fall out at the same time!
I asked a doctor at work about face fuckers (he was in dermatology before coming to our specialty) and he just laughed. He said that any of those brushes are far too harsh for skin, and because idiots that buy them don’t clean them properly they end up breaking out horribly. He said he would recommend water and a soft flannel over one of themThe fake ones are so bad for your skin??!!
Everything she does is because she feels insecure about something and needs complimenting, its literally the most bizarre thing....There is no way Steve wrote that messagehe couldn’t look any less interested in her! What a strange strange girl - I struggle to get my head around the amount of validation these folk require from strangers online
No way on earth did Steve wite that. It didn't even look like a text message. I think everyone close to her knows she's a fantasist, so they enable her by accepting her lies and playing alongShe 100% wrote that message to herselfthe girl is a fruitloop!
I shouldn't laugh, but what's the liklihood there's even a dictionary in that house. Now we wait for a clip or picture of the boss babe office discreetly displaying a dictionary.My brother’s 2 front teeth fell out at the same time... because I twatted him with a dictionary. Literally took a huge trauma for it to happen (I was a horrid 8 year old) Becky is full of shit
Came here to say thisShe 100% wrote that message to herselfthe girl is a fruitloop!
“AM JUST READIN THIS NEW BOOK, ITS CALLED A OXFORD DICK-SHUNRY, A THORT IT WUD BE LIKE A CUTE BOOK ABOUT LIKE DICKS IN OXFORD OR SUMMIT LIKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BUT LIKE SET IN OXFORD BUT LIKE ITS TOTALLY NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL....ITS LIKE JUST FULL OF LIKE.....WORDS.....I JUST DONT REALLY LIKE UNDERSTAND THE STORY OR OWT BUT ITS DEAD CUTE AND STUFF SO YEAH,AM READING THIS CUTE BOOK AT THE MINUTE”No way on earth did Steve wite that. It didn't even look like a text message. I think everyone close to her knows she's a fantasist, so they enable her by accepting her lies and playing along
I shouldn't laugh, but what's the liklihood there's even a dictionary in that house. Now we wait for a clip or picture of the boss babe office discreetly displaying a dictionary.
* with a swipe up aff link“AM JUST READIN THIS NEW BOOK, ITS CALLED A OXFORD DICK-SHUNRY, A THORT IT WUD BE LIKE A CUTE BOOK ABOUT LIKE DICKS IN OXFORD OR SUMMIT LIKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BUT LIKE SET IN OXFORD BUT LIKE ITS TOTALLY NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL....ITS LIKE JUST FULL OF LIKE.....WORDS.....I JUST DONT REALLY LIKE UNDERSTAND THE STORY OR OWT BUT ITS DEAD CUTE AND STUFF SO YEAH,AM READING THIS CUTE BOOK AT THE MINUTE”
It's got a supeh cute little coveh tho but I aren't sure it's as good as the miracle mornin' that I've been reading for the last 18 months *sniff* *lip lick* that one is suuuuuh good and stuff. So yeah if you want a book with a supeh cute gorgeous little coveh.“AM JUST READIN THIS NEW BOOK, ITS CALLED A OXFORD DICK-SHUNRY, A THORT IT WUD BE LIKE A CUTE BOOK ABOUT LIKE DICKS IN OXFORD OR SUMMIT LIKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BUT LIKE SET IN OXFORD BUT LIKE ITS TOTALLY NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL....ITS LIKE JUST FULL OF LIKE.....WORDS.....I JUST DONT REALLY LIKE UNDERSTAND THE STORY OR OWT BUT ITS DEAD CUTE AND STUFF SO YEAH,AM READING THIS CUTE BOOK AT THE MINUTE”
I thought this what little boy isn’t full of energyThat video of the boys is so creepy. Why is Alfie still sleeping at 10am? He barely looks conscious
My other half draws me silly pictures on post it notes for when I come down in the morning....they’re usually in with the teabags or in my mug and they make me laugh. He wouldn’t text me from a different room and say something like thatMy husband actually sends me a message every morning saying Good morning and that he loves me. He always has becuase he leaves the house at 5am and doesn’t get home until 6pm. He wouldn’t dream of texting me if he was in the house with meand he messages as you would expect a man to - ‘Good morning, hope you have a good day. love you’ nothing frilly or sickly sweet.
So what is it Rebecca, does Steve have a job he leaves the house for, or are you just messaging yourself
Snow outside, obviously fucking freezing in that big shed too, and those poor wee kids are lying on a mattress on the floor like a couple of squatters. That pair should be ashamed of themselves!!That video of the boys is so creepy. Why is Alfie still sleeping at 10am? He barely looks conscious
She’s a boss babe and doesn’t give two shits about that.Kids still in bed at 10am... does Alfie not have to log on for school?!
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