Rebecca Lamb #53 Ortominal vibes and coseh

[black ripped skinnies]

Her boobs are so droopy that the left one in this photo is practically escaping over the cord of that manky dressing gown she is wearing I just think the girl looks like if you touched her she would be sticky and that she would smell of overflowing bins I wish to god she would get in her 80’s coloured bath and give herself a good bleeping scrub with a Brillo and Jeyes powder.

Reading a book
She's been reading the same self help shite for over a year

Jeyes powder I'm recovering from covid and tattle keeps making me laugh so hard I start coughing again today

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

You'd have a beautiful dressing gown that you only wore for product shots if this was your job, wouldn't you?

At least that dressing gown isn't as bad as that flannel she used for the Elemis ad.

 

[Poosh]

That bleeping floppy tit in the scruffy dressing gown I can’t even!! I wouldn’t wear that round the house in private let alone wear it for an ad!! She’s a dirty, smelly, scruffy tart!

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

I can't decide if that's her tit or just the shape of the gown. Either way you'd notice and take another one wouldn't you?!

 

[Busybee93]

Reading a book
She's been reading the same self help shite for over a year

Jeyes powder I'm recovering from covid and tattle keeps making me laugh so hard I start coughing again today

Glad we make you laugh. I know Tattle got me through some pretty crappy home working/home schooling days during lockdown. Hope you haven’t had too bad a strain of COVID and get well soon

 

[Olli1510]

I wonder if someone could #kindlygift her a thesaurus? Surely Oxford reading tree could hook her up

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Glad we make you laugh. I know Tattle got me through some pretty crappy home working/home schooling days during lockdown. Hope you haven’t had too bad a strain of COVID and get well soon

Quite mild thankfully, just the cough and no energy now! Tattle has definitely got me through this last week or so!

 

[Jossstickjunky]

She hasn't even shown them in a relevant order. Golden hour skin cream then the scrub then the bath soak thats good for the bath finally the boob tube cream that she is massaging on her shoulders! At least post in the correct order of usage.

 

[heidilouxx]

Can guarantee she didn’t even get in that bath after she ran it

 

[Ruby’s mum]

She hasn't even shown them in a relevant order. Golden hour skin cream then the scrub then the bath soak thats good for the bath finally the boob tube cream that she is massaging on her shoulders! At least post in the correct order of usage.

I thought exactly the same! I think next time she has an ad she should just contact Tattle and ask us how she should do it.

 

[Busybee93]

She hasn't even shown them in a relevant order. Golden hour skin cream then the scrub then the bath soak thats good for the bath finally the boob tube cream that she is massaging on her shoulders! At least post in the correct order of usage.

I thought he same about the boob cream. Her Don Dillilos are so droopy that she was actually massaging the cream into her décolletage

 

[Cooper123]

My mum is a very loving mum, a good mum but also a stylish mum and if I met her for lunch with that hat on then she would be punching it off my head and saying “WTF, are you wearing” I can see gobshite Bev forgot to fill in her cracks with Polyfilla this morning or she’s come in her Halloween outfit She’s obviously not Body Positve

Omg she wore that hat out in public

 

[Each_peach]

I'M A DINGLE DANGLE SCARECROW WITH AN AWFUL crappy HAT, I CAN SHAKE MY TITS LIKE THIS, I CAN FLASH MY GASH LIKE THAT.

As if she wore that in public, she looks like she's dressed out of lost property. It's too bleeping small for her big smug head

 

[Lotso2018]

I'M A DINGLE DANGLE SCARECROW WITH AN AWFUL crappy HAT, I CAN SHAKE MY TITS LIKE THIS, I CAN FLASH MY GASH LIKE THAT.

As if she wore that in public, she looks like she's dressed out of lost property. It's too bleeping small for her big smug head

Lost property got me that one

 

[Lollipop2123]

I think those clothes might look a bit different if she was a size 8/10 like she used to be. Before I had kids I was a size 8, could wear cheapy but fashionable Primark stuff and I'd look good. I'm a size 14 now and I've just done a huge huge wardrobe clear out and sent to charity because that stuff will never fit and it's just not flattering on me. I'm useless with fashion but my plan is to buy a few nice pieces that cost a bit more money but will hopefully be a bit more flattering.

 

[Lotso2018]

Yes I’m the same I used to be able to wear what’s trendy but my body and shape has changed so much now I have to always buy same colours/ styles that I know suit me rather than fast fashion!

 

[Each_peach]

Can't help but wonder when she's gunna pull that lilac suit out of the wardrobe and wear it

 

[Mum24]

Quite mild thankfully, just the cough and no energy now! Tattle has definitely got me through this last week or so!

I think you’re mistaken Covid is all just a load of hype hun. Read a self help book and run some cream in your tits and you’ll be fine xxxxoxoxox

 

[Laurennat]

If you like tat and wanna look like a twit please follow Rebecca lamb

 

[Gossipmongers]

Can't help but wonder when she's gunna pull that lilac suit out of the wardrobe and wear it

I’m still waiting for her to wear that potato sack skirt from everything £5.. it’s vereh ortominal
Edit: had to go back and find the picture of the skirt as it’s one of my favourite car crash items of clothing she has bought