Rebecca Lamb #165 Mrsrebeccahobson Alfeh's jerking, Rurmeh's twerking, Beggy's Q&A replies are disconcerting

[whoactuallycarez]

I’ll go first, never in my life have I…taken a photo of me and my basic weekly shop. Why is she so proud of a quick rattle around Aldi.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Changing her profile pic because they had a row Grow up you stinking, thick slag.... can't remove the steve off your flabby flat arse though can you?

 

[Hunipot21]

Did she forget the slimming filter?! Come in sheep, open your eyes!!

 

[whoactuallycarez]

If she thinks Groma is wild, she must also believe that Alfie has rhythm. I’ve never seen such vacant, placid kids in my life.

 

[Gemrose89]

Been nice not seeing Roma’s face for 2 days though. Extremely surprising and weird, but lovely.

 

[Ihavenoideawhyimhere]

If she tenses any harder she’ll shit herself

 

[Halliestar]

This competition she’s doing isn’t it £100 for Tesco? And the previous one for M&S was also supposedly £100? So she can spend £200 on strangers but she can’t spend what ever amount it would be for what Alfie originally wanted to do for his birthday top mum ey

 

[Win]

School Facebook page says they’re open tomorrow but any absences will be authorised. Lazy cow can’t be arsed having them home but can’t be arsed taking them. Sucks to be you begs.

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

Right beckeh, we no u read on here, so appeh sundahhhh
Can u please explain, what happened to the cat, where have the chickens gone, & why didn't alfeh get his lazer tag party u said u were gonna do, also can u just explain why your forever home is up for sale?
it would be super cute if u could just be super honest & suh suh real for once.

 

[ChubClubThug]

As someone else said, how nice big mandy has her very own playroom when there were two boys in that house, five years before her! She's such a bitch!!

 

[heretoread321]

It’s so sad that this is so true

 

[MissPrint]

Evening, Becky.

Dunno how she has time for all this Netflix's and Instagram when she's got a night of passionate love making to get done.

Unless it's more of a three or four thrust situation, of course.

She has probably just wanked him off on the sofa to keep him happy and hasn’t washed her hand.

 

[Summer2011]

‘Suppose to be watching that super’ new show on Netflix yet is actually just catching up on tattle and apprently it’s me, the fully qualified accountant with a corporate job, a beautiful home, a lovely partner and kids that should be embarrassed because I’ve made fun of her chasing her dreams darling nobody was making fun, it’s facts. You are a terrible excuse for a mother and your kids deserve better, there’s nothing super about your cooking - I’ve seen better prison food (curry in a kettle) and your house not only is unsafe and riddled with damp it’s also disgusting. Not to mention the fact you brag to strangers on the internet about how much sex you have, when we all know you aren’t just shagging your husband, you post it online for all too see & each to their own but get your kids off instagram. Have a lovely skint weekend begs where Alfie doesn’t get his party & your husbands sword swallowing!

 

[Unknown3]

The fact that doesn’t freak her out disturbs me

 

[Bubsley]

Imagine being BMA!!! Groundhog Day every day in that minging shack. No classes, no socialisation, no education, no culture. Just twerking on a cold toilet floor with her slaggy mum.

 

[Cocoluna]

Randomly popped into my head when she declared she was doing a run every day and managed it twice and when she turned 30 said she was doing something she loved every day for 30 days, just a couple of lies she forgot about along with laser quest for her sons birthday, horse riding, the missing cat and the fact her house is up for sale

 

[MissPrint]

The manky beams make it look like a shipwreck that has been sat on the seabed for 300 years. Beggy and beaver are the barnacles.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Oi knobhead! Your kids' feet are still developing. Stop buying battered, second hand shite off Vinted, get yourself to a proper shoe shop, and get them all fitted with age and size appropriate footwear!

If you can't afford that, stop spending money on facials, nails, and hair. All that sort of stuff should be moved to the bottom of your priorities list when you become a parent.

If you still can't afford it, then get their feet measured and search Vinted for new, unworn shoes. Kids shouldn't be wearing shoes that have already moulded to someone else's feet, especially at Romas age.

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

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You’ve got 2 pals Beggy, give yourself peace. Nobody is pretending to like you. The fact you don’t let non-followers comment on insta should be proof enough that you aren’t even tolerated let alone liked.

We don’t pretend to like you. Ever.

 

[Mum123]

Happy Saturday guys