Rebecca Lamb #160 MrsRebeccaHobson Mum of the year has run out of plans, looks like she’s resorted to OF

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I_Like_Tractors

black ripped skinnies said:
Oooh it's centre parcs week!!!! Hope our tatters are there to examine the tiles in real life...

Also, who's having the dogs whilst they're gone?! Not sure it's the wisest thing to advertise you're on holiday and your house is empty 🤦🏼‍♀️
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They'll be fine, it's the kind of place you wipe your feet on the way out anyway 😄
 
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Rosie Tatler

Lifebeginsatforty said:
Looks as though Alfie has his school uniform on. I'm sure they usually keep them off the day they go so wonder if something has been said (about time too!)
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Yep that was Skipton Starbucks they were in this morning , I recognise the wall you could see through the window 😂😂😂😂 She will have been going in M and S next door to the wall , stocking up on lemon cakes and mince pies for her gallstones herself !!

The wrong direction completely to CP Whinfell !
 
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BettyCrockerr

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black ripped skinnies said:
I dunno, they've got a telly nailed to the end of the bed, that just screams luxury right?!
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Or the ever so “coseh” snug…. Which in reality is the entrance porch, with cold old tiled floor, a million draughts, and looks like the entrance to an old Bothy on a hill in Scotland (old, usually ruined outbuildings that have basics inside to tide you over if you got caught out in the wilds unexpectedly)
 
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Barbs89

She’s so happy to be there because she is s so bored of her life she needs a break from it. I knew someone who used to taker their daughter out 2nd week of June without fail cos he was a farmer and couldn’t take time off earlier/later in the year, anyway they used to take her in on the Monday morning so it wasn’t an entire week missed. A bit of a loophole if you will. Alfie was definitely in his uniform when they were walking up to the lodge. Granny pays for it and she makes chilli, bet Beggy hasn’t offered to do the meal one night. And as for a magical putting up of the Christmas tree, you’ve got one at home that you flung up cos you couldn’t wait you don’t mate-why not buy a proper one to enjoy there?!? She’s so busy waiting for each new thing in her life she’s missing what’s actually happening. Those boys are brain washed into thinking it’s the best thing that’s ever happened cos their mum is bleeping bored senseless
 
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Barbs89 said:
She’s so happy to be there because she is s so bored of her life she needs a break from it. I knew someone who used to taker their daughter out 2nd week of June without fail cos he was a farmer and couldn’t take time off earlier/later in the year, anyway they used to take her in on the Monday morning so it wasn’t an entire week missed. A bit of a loophole if you will. Alfie was definitely in his uniform when they were walking up to the lodge. Granny pays for it and she makes chilli, bet Beggy hasn’t offered to do the meal one night. And as for a magical putting up of the Christmas tree, you’ve got one at home that you flung up cos you couldn’t wait you don’t mate-why not buy a proper one to enjoy there?!? She’s so busy waiting for each new thing in her life she’s missing what’s actually happening. Those boys are brain washed into thinking it’s the best thing that’s ever happened cos their mum is bleeping bored senseless
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To be fair old granny beaver has most probably offered to cook food as a) she can’t afford to fund the holiday and dinner out every night and b) she won’t eat Beggy’s slowcooker slop so had no option or would potentially spend the week on the bog with the trots.
 
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MissPrint

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Beaver’s mum probably ordered the tree because the gruesome twosome are skint af.

what a pointless thing for CP to even offer. It will be dead in a week.

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Noseyoldcow

We go to centre Parcs (not that one) every year but much closer to Christmas - never got the tree as a) it’s a rip off and b) there’s not much room in the lodge as it is??!
 
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Cocoluna

Day one done with her fake tired face. You’ve been bowling hardly back breaking is it. Bet the boys have loved being up past 6:30 even though she claims their bedtimes 7:30 we all know it’s earlier
 
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Levi89

MissPrint said:
Beaver’s mum probably ordered the tree because the gruesome twosome are skint af.

what a pointless thing for CP to even offer. It will be dead in a week.

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Lives in the dales with all her "land" thinks she is a proper country girl. Has an artificial tree in her own house but buys a real one for 4 nights in centre parcs 🙃 what a bellend
 
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Each_peach

"Alfies been on roma duty so mummy and daddy can sit down for 10 minutes"

For one, alfeh is always in roma duty. He's a glorified babysitter when he's just a kid himself.

For two, that greasy slob is always sat down. Absolutely sick to death if her trying to peddle this idea that she never ever stops.
 
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