Recap:
Had ‘Steve’ tattooed on her bum.
Has resorted to using said bum to increase her viewing figures by flaunting its crack at any given opportunity-despite being a ‘mummy vlogger’
Gall stones still magically absent despite tucking into sugary sweets and constant hot chocolates each week.
The shack still for sale but no mention of it and if anyone does dare ask they get blocked.
Missing cat.
Missing chickens.
Steve now resembles Onslow from ‘Keeping up appearances’ after tucking into too many M&S lemon cakes.
Steve seems to work everyday apart from Wednesday where he makes an appearance.
Suffers from anxiety about going to baby groups although doesn’t seem to have any anxiety about showing off her puppies, arse crack or any other parr of her body to the world wide web.
Told everyone she wasn’t thinking about Christmas as it was too early but the next day affiliate linked a load of tat she claimed she was buying her kids for Xmas.
Affiliate links literally everything.
Rebecca continues to do her weekly treat of ‘ask me anything’. Where if you do actually ask anything eg ‘where is your cat and is your house for sale’ you get blocked.
Instead we are treated to Rebecca sending herself questions to answer and someone always commenting on how wonderful she is.
For Halloween she really pushed the boat out with a ‘spread’ one packet of crisps…
Her week seems to consist of being stuck in the shack apart from a Wednesday because Onslow has a day off where they then visit a costa, coupled with visiting home bargains once a week
She constantly has a bath at 3pm
Just when her kids need her and continues to shove them into bed at 6pm where she shoves an electric penis in her face to clean it as self care.
Bring on the tit show that is center parcs - boys taken out of school again (all funded by mummy beaver) to visit a pool…
Edited to add- missed her kids assembly as she was having her tattoos.
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Here’s a reminder of the evidence
